Books by Brass Monkey

Book SynopsisFinally some conversations starters that won''t make you feel like you''re in a group therapy session. Inside you''ll find 200 unique and entertaining things that are actually interesting to talk aboutyou know, like ''What''s the worst bathroom that you''ve ever been in?'' or ''What childhood toy are you still a little resentful that you never got?'' Includes 200 question cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is). Topics like ''What''s the pettiest reason you''ve ever broken up with someone?'' and ''What''s a secret talent no one in the room knows you have?'' Each card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1 x 4.1 x 2 deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

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Book Synopsis TINY SEX DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Sex Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) erotic moments. You could also use the diary to promote healthier bed habits, or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a person way more than they deserved. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don’t have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That’s why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Moody Cats is here to say what your cat can’t–mercilessly judge all the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They’re perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. BOOK INCLUDES – Features a wide range of moody cats (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones). Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). That’s 60+ over-sized stickers in case you’re counting. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Put them on a calendar, your coworker's desk, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments. These stickers can be used anywhere they adhere! Whether you use the stickers for scrapbooking or just for looking, these stickers are perfect for your collection or creativity. GIFT IT UP – Perfect for back to school, College or University, birthdays, holidays, Christmas, or just a wonderful addition to your sticker collection. The sassy comments will add a touch of humor and the vintage style adds a nostalgic charm. Perfect for cat lovers! Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.    

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don’t have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That’s why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Googly Fruit is here to say what fruit can’ t– make clever comments and judge all the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They’re perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. BOOK INCLUDES – Features a wide range of googly fruit (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones). Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). That’s 60+ over-sized stickers in case you’re counting. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Put them on a calendar, your coworker's desk, or add a personal touch to parking ticket paym

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Book Synopsis STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roa

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Book SynopsisAnd by tiny. . .we mean really tiny. These 2.75 by 3.75 journals will help you remember the important moments of your lifeyou know, like those notable farts. That''s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. That''s only one in our series of tiny diarieswe''ll do others based on similar ''activities.'' Features 112 pages Perfect-bound, foil stamped felt cover with gold edged pages. Book measures 2.56 wide by 3.69 tall (65mm x 93.7mm)

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Book SynopsisTrivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That''s why we''ve filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you''ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: You''ve Got Mail - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3 wide by 2.8 tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5 square by 3 deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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Book SynopsisIn this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estateit''s the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it''s technically undatedbut really, it''s more like ''un-yeared.'' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We''ve already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you''re ready to go. Features 436 pages filled with import information like celebrity birthdays and random holidays Features a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artworkand an attached ribbon bookmark Planner measures 5.125 wide by 7.5 tall (130mm x 190.5mm)

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Book SynopsisPlaying cards are typically either beautiful (and boring) or novelty (and ugly). We''re looking to change that. These well-crafted designer-ish card decks will be as beautiful as they are entertaining. They''ll be sprinkled with dry wit throughout, while also drawing visual inspiration from our favorite vintage sources mixed with modern & fresh themes. Don''t worry though, all of that said, these will be designed to be functional first and foremost. Includes 54 cards, each measuring 2.5 wide by 3.5 tall (63mm x 89mm). Lidded box measures 2.8 wide by 3.6 tall by 1 deep (71mm x 91mm x 25mm).

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Book SynopsisFinally, an impersonation game that''s even better if you''re terrible at doing impressions. Inside you''ll find 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to mimic - and players compete by trying their best to imitate them. Psst: we''ve even included a pad of paper so you can add your own. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from ''most accurate'' to ''unintentionally hilarious.'' It doesn''t matter if you''re talented or not - anyone can win when it comes to imitating a dog that''s about to throw up. Includes 300 game cardseach with a different prompt to mimic like ''Kermit the Frog'' or ''A Gumball Machine''. Includes pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5 x 2.8 tall x 3 deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players

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Book SynopsisMURDER GAME - Everybody loves a good murder–well, except for the murderee that is. In this hilarious party game by Brass Monkey, players try to devise the best plan to escape from a series of entertainingly ‘murder-y’ situations—but even better, there’s a twist. See, you only have 3 randomly drawn objects at your disposal to use—anything from a rubber duck to a can of spray cheese. With endless possibilities and endless laughter, this game is guaranteed to keep the party going long into the night! INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players, this game is your ticket to an evening of suspense and hilarity. With 300 double-sided 'object' cards and 50 double-sided murder-y 'scenario' cards, the possibilities are endless. Picture this: you're trapped in a series of entertainingly ''murder-y'' situations, and your only hope of escape lies in your quick thinking and the random objects at your disposal. It's a r

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Book SynopsisTraveling is supposed to be funbut most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google ''things to do in (insert city here)''. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There''s even a spot on the back of each card to ''journal'' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cardseach featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4 wide by 2.7 tall by 1.7 deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5 wide by 2.5 tall (89mm x 63mm)

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Book SynopsisBALANCE GAME – A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded bloody marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of bloody marys never cease to amaze us–so we turned it into a game. HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes on top of a bloody mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 10 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous bloody mary ingredients without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns st

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Book SynopsisHORSESHOE GAME – Hate being outdoors? Us too. That’s why we created this smaller version of horseshoes that’s specifically designed to play indoors–making it perfect for a high-class party. HOW TO PLAY - Rules are simple: Throw the horseshoe and try to make it around the peg! While not a drinking game per se, it comes with an extra set of rules that makes it fun for more than just the kids. Comes with a 4 rubber horseshoes and 2 pegs along with an instruction sheet to help explain the ‘rules.’ PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Giddy Up to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to throw a horseshoe and make it land right on the peg? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of horseshoe pegging and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in competition mode as they try to race against each other and score points by tossing as ma

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Book SynopsisDICE ERASER SET – Gone are the days of utilitarian erasers that only exist for one function—now you can correct errors and sneak in a quick round of craps at the same time. This set of 2 erasers will be fully playable–with the added ability to erase any mistakes you make in the process. Other than letting it ride, that is. MULTIFUNCTIONAL - Set includes 2 erasers that are novelty jumbo sized but also fully functional. So, whether you need to correct a math problem or want to place a quick game, these dice erasers have got you covered. Plus, their large size makes them easy to handle and harder to lose! GIFT IT UP - The Dice Eraser Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of novelty to their work or school life. It's a must have for school, work, or just as a playful desk accessory. Made with high quality rubber these erasers are built to last, both through years of schools or years of craps! Brass

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Book SynopsisCANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to vintage fish artwork. Each fish is sporting its own unique personality and a wink that says, I'm ready for my close-up! It's like taking a trip to the aquarium, but without the smell of fish food. Perfect for carrying your essentials with style and a splash of humor, this tote bag is sure to make waves wherever you go. Perfect for grocery runs or beach days, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of retro fish artwork, each fish is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. These vintage fish images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a part of the ocean with you wherever you go, adding a splash of color and charm to your ensemble. HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to withstand the rigors of dail

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Book Synopsis MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design

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Book SynopsisFinally, a drawing game that''s even better when you can''t draw. Inside you''ll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from ''most accurate'' to ''unintentionally hilarious.'' It doesn''t matter if you''re a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cardseach with a different prompt to draw like ''Bugs Bunny'', ''A Bicycle'' or ''Bert & Ernie''. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5 x 2.8 tall x 3 deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

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Book Synopsis TINY PASSWORD DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important passwords of your life–you know, like that old AOL email you only use for sale notifications. That’s right. Finally. The Definitely Not My Passwords – A Tiny Password Diary is here. Every page will include space to write down passwords and what they're used for. Think of all the passwords your grandchild will read as they flip through this window trying to figure out what inheritance you left them. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your weirdest yet mind boggling password character rules. With space for the login, password, or security question, this password diary will ensure your online accounts will live on, making sure you get that 40% off coupon even in the year 3000. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Passw

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don’t have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That’s why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Shady Birds is here to say what birds can’t– make shady comments and judge all the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They’re perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. BOOK INCLUDES – Features a wide range of shady birds (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones). Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). That’s 60+ over-sized stickers in case you’re counting. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Put them on a calendar, your coworker's desk, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone. HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to gues

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Book SynopsisCANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to vintage cat artwork. From sassy siamese to mischevious tabbies, each cat is sporting its own unique personality and a wink that says, I'll kill you if I don't get dinner soon. Perfect for carrying your essentials with style and a sense of humor, this tote bag is sure to create some curious cats wherever you go. Perfect for grocery runs or beach days, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of retro cat artwork, each fish is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. From moody tabbies to annoyed shorthairs, these vintage cat images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a part of your favorite pet with you wherever you go, adding color and charm to your ensemble. HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to wit

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Book SynopsisTINY DIARY - Introducing the tiniest diary you've ever seen – and when we say tiny, we mean it! Measuring just 2.75” by 3.75”, this pint-sized journal packs a punch with 112 gilded-edge pages. It's the perfect companion for jotting down everything from important lists to daily to-dos, and let's not forget all that other random crap life throws your way. With this little gem in hand, you can finally conquer your chaos and get your life together – all while feeling like a giant in the palm of your hand.     VINTAGE INSPIRED -It's the perfect blend of old-world elegance and modern convenience, allowing you to capture your thoughts and dreams in style. Whether you're jotting down daily musings or preserving precious memories, this tiny diary evokes a sense of nostalgia while helping you stay organized in the present. So channel your inner Hemingway or Austen and embark on a journey of creativity and inspiration wit

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is (insert notable person’s name here) still alive?’ Yeah, us too. In fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game! Includes 350 double-sided cards and suitable for 2 or more players. HOW TO PLAY - In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test–while trying to remember what year people died (or if they even have). When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry, we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring How Dead Are They to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that Steve Irwin never heard of an iPhone? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious realizations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they learn these crazy facts and try to guess the absurdity of how dead some celebrities are! GIFT IT UP - The How Dead Are They Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy facts of celebrities and random historic trivia that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about the concept of time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.  

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Book SynopsisCANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to googly food artwork. Each bite of these silly foods are guaranteed to add a pop of personality to your ensemble. It's like carrying a picnic party wherever you go – minus the ants (hopefully)! Perfect for grocery runs, beach days, or just flaunting your foodie flair around town, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of vintage food artwork, each food is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. From googly bread to quirky cheese wedges, these vintage food images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a slice of the past with you wherever you go, adding a splash of color and charm to your ensemble. HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to withstand the rigors of daily use while maintaining its vibrant colors and charming vintage artwork. Each piece of food is meticulously reproduced with crisp detail, ensuring that every bread and cheese looks as fresh as the day it was picked. With sturdy handles and ample space for all your essentials, this tote bag is as practical as it is stylish. PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Whether you're shopping for a friend with a quirky sense of humor or a family member who appreciates vintage charm, this tote bag is guaranteed to be a hit. With its high-quality construction and whimsical vintage fruit artwork, it's a unique and memorable gift that stands out from the crowd. Plus, its spacious interior and sturdy handles make it perfect for carrying groceries, books, or beach essentials with style. BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

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