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Book Synopsis TINY SEX DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Sex Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don't judge!) erotic moments. You could also use the diary to promote healthier bed habits, or you could just use it to memorialize the time you trusted a person way more than they deserved. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK - Get ready to pop the top on a can of laughter with the You Can Do It Googly Sticker Book from Brass monkey! From soda cans that look like they've seen it all to soup cans that have seen better days, these stickers are sure to bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for adding a dash of retro charm to your notebooks, water bottles, laptops, and more, these stickers are guaranteed to be the hit of any gathering. So grab a can (or two) and get ready to crack open the fun with our side-splitting sticker book!     VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each page is a treasure trove of vintage-inspired artwork, featuring a wide range of googly-eyed cans – complete with clever comments that will have you giggling with delight. With 19 pages of traditional oversized stickers and 1 page of googly eyes, the possibilities for creative mischief are endless. Whether you're adorning your notebooks, decorating your laptop, or adding a touch

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don’t have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That’s why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Shady Birds is here to say what birds can’t– make shady comments and judge all the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They’re perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. BOOK INCLUDES – Features a wide range of shady birds (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones). Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). That’s 60+ over-sized stickers in case you’re counting. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Put them on a calendar, your coworker's desk, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments

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Book SynopsisSTICKER BOOK – Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don’t have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That’s why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. This book of Googly Fruit is here to say what fruit can’ t– make clever comments and judge all the people, places, and inanimate objects around you. They’re perfect for bar tabs, tax bills, and, well, life. BOOK INCLUDES – Features a wide range of googly fruit (sourced from vintage illustrations) with even judgier comments. Includes 18 pages of traditional over-sized stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy’ ones). Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). That’s 60+ over-sized stickers in case you’re counting. USE THEM EVERYWHERE – Put them on a calendar, your coworker's desk, or add a personal touch to parking ticket paym

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Book SynopsisTraveling is supposed to be funbut most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google ''things to do in (insert city here)''. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There''s even a spot on the back of each card to ''journal'' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cardseach featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4 wide by 2.7 tall by 1.7 deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5 wide by 2.5 tall (89mm x 63mm)

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Book SynopsisA game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you’ll find over 300 well-known (and entertaining) ‘things’ to weigh in on–from ‘non-alcoholic mixed drinks’ to ‘high school reunions’ and everything in between. You’ll win points for guessing just how under or overrated players think an item is–and then argue about how wrong they are. Includes 200 double-sided cards with 400 prompts like ‘The Beatles,‘ ‘Drinks that come in a Coconut,’ and ‘Avocado Toast,’ Each card measures 1.5' tall by 3.5' wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1' x 4.1” x 2” deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

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Book SynopsisFinally, a drawing game that''s even better when you can''t draw. Inside you''ll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from ''most accurate'' to ''unintentionally hilarious.'' It doesn''t matter if you''re a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cardseach with a different prompt to draw like ''Bugs Bunny'', ''A Bicycle'' or ''Bert & Ernie''. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5 x 2.8 tall x 3 deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

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Book Synopsis PRODUCTIVITY JOURNAL –‘Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task guide will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done and have fun doing it. Features 348 unique pages and a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork and an attached ribbon bookmark. MULTIFUNCTIONAL – Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off never-ending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life. Whether you use this Productivity guide at school, work, or home, it’s just the right size to be perfectly portable. PERFECT FOR GIFTING – From back to school, to new job celebrations, or just because, this 'My Master Plan' Productivity Journal from Brass Monkey makes a chic gift for any occasion. The Productive guide is perfect for those people in your life who just need to take it one day at a time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Book SynopsisCANVAS TOTE - Say goodbye to boring old bags and hello to a hilarious homage to vintage cat artwork. From sassy siamese to mischevious tabbies, each cat is sporting its own unique personality and a wink that says, I'll kill you if I don't get dinner soon. Perfect for carrying your essentials with style and a sense of humor, this tote bag is sure to create some curious cats wherever you go. Perfect for grocery runs or beach days, this tote bag is sure to turn heads wherever it travels. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Featuring a delightful collection of retro cat artwork, each fish is a whimsical masterpiece that adds a touch of nostalgia to your everyday carry. From moody tabbies to annoyed shorthairs, these vintage cat images are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and a surge of envy from anyone who sees them. It's like carrying a part of your favorite pet with you wherever you go, adding color and charm to your ensemble. HIGH QUALITY - Made from durable canvas material, it's built to wit

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Book Synopsis STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roa

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Book SynopsisPlaying cards are typically either beautiful (and boring) or novelty (and ugly). We''re looking to change that. These well-crafted designer-ish card decks will be as beautiful as they are entertaining. They''ll be sprinkled with dry wit throughout, while also drawing visual inspiration from our favorite vintage sources mixed with modern & fresh themes. Don''t worry though, all of that said, these will be designed to be functional first and foremost. Includes 54 cards, each measuring 2.5 wide by 3.5 tall (63mm x 89mm). Lidded box measures 2.8 wide by 3.6 tall by 1 deep (71mm x 91mm x 25mm).

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Book SynopsisJUDGY FISH GAME - Judgy Fish by Brass monkey is the ultimate party game for adults who prefer their fish served with a side of sass! Say goodbye to boring old 'Go Fish' and hello to a hilariously competitive game where players compete to craft the best (aka, funniest) insults imaginable for hundreds of overly-critical fish. These aquatic critics are hell-bent on mercilessly judging everything in sight, and it's up to you to bring the laughter! From cheeky quips to downright savage burns, it's a battle of wits where no one is safe from the sharp tongues of the Judgy Fish. INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players, this game pits friends against each other in a battle of wit and humor. With 75 double-sided Fish cards, 150 Sentence cards, and 150 Object cards, the possibilities for roasting are as vast as the ocean itself. So gather your school, sharpen your insults, and let the Judgy Fish reign supreme in a game night that promises laughter as deep as the sea! GREAT FOR PARTIES - Judgy Fish by Brass Monkey is a hilarious and interactive experience that keeps everyone engaged and entertained, making it the perfect icebreaker for any gathering. Plus, with its easy-to-learn rules and quick gameplay, even newcomers can jump right in and join the fun. So whether you're hosting a small get-together or a raucous bash, this game is guaranteed to keep the laughs flowing and the good times rolling all night long.     PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a love for hilarious party games, Judgy Fish is the ultimate gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion. It's a refreshing break from typical gifts, offering hours of entertainment and bonding with friends and family. Plus, its unique concept and easy-to-grasp gameplay make it suitable for players of all ages and backgrounds. So if you want to give a gift that's guaranteed to bring joy and laughter, look no further.     BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone. HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to gues

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Book SynopsisThis dice set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT''S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You''re just more likely to lose money to one those two.• Features 26 uniquely designed dice (and a dice cup).• Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail.• Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins.• Giftable box measures 9 wide by 4.25 deep (and 2.3 thick btw).• We''re not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

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Book SynopsisAny old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann''s Gum Wrapper Museum that''s in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 stateswith plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps. Features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.375 wide by 5.875 tall (111mm x 149mm)

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Book SynopsisDICE GAME – This fast-paced word game is inspired by the vintage dice games we grew up with. The concept is deceptively simple: Players race against a one-minute sand timer to try and score more points than their opponent(s) by forming words in a crossword fashion. HOW TO PLAY - You can only use the letters that you roll with the 15 included dice–no matter what. So good luck with EFGIIIMDDDXVRJZ. The game includes a dice cup, 15 six-sided dice, 1 minute sand timer, score pad, and an instruction sheet! PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Fighting Words to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to create as many words as they can using only the word dice? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious word creations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to race against time and score points by forming as many words as they can! GIFT IT UP - The Fighting Words Dice Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The dice are designed with a vintage style with letters on each side making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition! Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.  

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Book SynopsisWow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous). Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You''re smart, you''ll figure out something.• Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards.• Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat.• Example compliment: I''m glad that you aren''t a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already.• Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality.• Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light.

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Book SynopsisTrivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That''s why we''ve filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you''ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: You''ve Got Mail - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3 wide by 2.8 tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5 square by 3 deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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Book SynopsisSome of our most treasured memories include foodif not, you''re not eating the right stuff. Either way, our food journal has been specifically designed with that in mind. Finally, a spot to memorialize that one place with wood paneling that had those amazing fried picklesand help you find it again. Each section features fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and recommendations for off-the-beaten-path restaurants around the world.Features 360 pages, divided into useful categories like: Food Trucks, Holes-in-the-wall, Casual-Fancy, & Places You''d take Your Mom. Includes fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and quirky restaurant recommendations around the world. Perfect-bound paper cover Book measures 4 wide by 6.5 tall (101.6mm x 165mm)

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – It’s the most wonderful time of the year–to argue. I mean, you’re already going to bicker with your relatives, you might as well have fun while doing it. Includes 400 holiday-ish things to argue about and suitable for 2 or more players. HOW TO PLAY - In this holiday-specific version of Debatable, we’ll obviously avoid politics and religion, and instead focus on the important stuff like: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Which is better: fresh or canned cranberry sauce? Is peanut brittle the best thing on earth, or a tooth removal device disguised as candy? PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Holiday Debatable to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends believe getting socks as a Christmas gift is practical and fun? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious debatable topics and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches

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Book SynopsisBALANCE GAME – A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded bloody marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of bloody marys never cease to amaze us–so we turned it into a game. HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes on top of a bloody mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 10 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous bloody mary ingredients without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns st

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Book SynopsisIn this version of our daily planner series, each day gets a full page of real estateit''s the perfect combination of a planner, journal, and that weird friend that knows the most random facts imaginable. Sure, it''s technically undatedbut really, it''s more like ''un-yeared.'' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We''ve already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays, celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. Just mark what day of the week it is, and you''re ready to go. Features 436 pages filled with import information like celebrity birthdays and random holidays Features a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artworkand an attached ribbon bookmark Planner measures 5.125 wide by 7.5 tall (130mm x 190.5mm)

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Book SynopsisI mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal coffee mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).• Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.• Features the same three-color Part-time Adult artwork on both sides.• Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.• Measures 3.25 in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86 tall.• Machine washable...if you''re into that.

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Book SynopsisThis game set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT''S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for casual and serious card players alike. You''re just more likely to lose money to one those two.• Features two uniquely designed decks of playing cards.• Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail.• Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins.• Giftable box measures 9 wide by 4.25 deep (and 2.3 thick btw).• We''re not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

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