Books by Brass Monkey

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Book Synopsis STAMP SET - Just in case your exasperated eye roll wasn’t quite clear enough, this rubber stamp set will let you make your true feelings official in the best way possible–with giant stamps. They’re perfect for meeting agendas, year-end reviews, and that sign that says that the vending machine is out of order…again. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 2 stamps and a large color inkpad (red, of course). The stamps themselves are incredibly easy to use and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Your Seal Of Approval Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of whimsy to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the th

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Book SynopsisTrivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That''s why we''ve filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you''ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: You''ve Got Mail - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3 wide by 2.8 tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5 square by 3 deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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Book SynopsisThink of this prompted journal as the perfect way to make amends for the countless things that you really didn''t appreciate at the time. . .and maybe still don''t. Pro-tip: Use the 250+ prompts inside to help jog your memory and fill it out for mom before you give it to them. Features 200 unique pages filled with the important things that every mom didwhether we liked it or not. Just check off their ''accomplishments'' and fill in any of your own personal memories. ''Mom, thanks for always reminding me that sitting 0.5 away from the T.V. screen was bad for my eyes'' Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.5 wide by 8.5 tall (114mm x 216mm)

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Book Synopsis5 year journals? Those are for amateurs. This line-a-day journal prompts you to write a sentence a day. . .for the rest of your lifewell, for 25 years, at least. What you put in it is up to you, though. What you ate for lunch? Who you literally wanted to strangle? Or, maybe it''s time to finally write that novelstart today and it''ll be ready for publication in 25 short year. Features 384 pages, each filled with spots to write a ''sentence'' about each and every day for the next 25 years. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.75 wide by 7.5 tall (120mm x 190.5mm)

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Book SynopsisAny old travel guide can tell you about the Grand Canyon in Arizona, but what about Joann''s Gum Wrapper Museum that''s in a pink shed behind her house? This handy guide will point out the best (and strangest) attractions in all 50 stateswith plenty of space to map and journal your adventures to everything from National Parks to small town tourist traps. Features 416 unique pages, filled with illustrations of countless attractions across all 50 states. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.375 wide by 5.875 tall (111mm x 149mm)

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Book SynopsisSome of our most treasured memories include foodif not, you''re not eating the right stuff. Either way, our food journal has been specifically designed with that in mind. Finally, a spot to memorialize that one place with wood paneling that had those amazing fried picklesand help you find it again. Each section features fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and recommendations for off-the-beaten-path restaurants around the world.Features 360 pages, divided into useful categories like: Food Trucks, Holes-in-the-wall, Casual-Fancy, & Places You''d take Your Mom. Includes fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and quirky restaurant recommendations around the world. Perfect-bound paper cover Book measures 4 wide by 6.5 tall (101.6mm x 165mm)

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Book Synopsis MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design

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Book SynopsisFinally, a drawing game that''s even better when you can''t draw. Inside you''ll find a pad of paper and 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to draw - and players compete by trying their best to depict one, all from memory alone. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from ''most accurate'' to ''unintentionally hilarious.'' It doesn''t matter if you''re a talented artist or not - absolutely no one really knows what an aardvark looks like, so anyone can win.Includes 300 game cardseach with a different prompt to draw like ''Bugs Bunny'', ''A Bicycle'' or ''Bert & Ernie''. Includes a pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5 x 2.8 tall x 3 deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players.

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Book SynopsisFinally, an impersonation game that''s even better if you''re terrible at doing impressions. Inside you''ll find 500+ prompts, each featuring a well-known character, animal or object to mimic - and players compete by trying their best to imitate them. Psst: we''ve even included a pad of paper so you can add your own. Each round is judged on a randomly selected (and secret) criteria - everything from ''most accurate'' to ''unintentionally hilarious.'' It doesn''t matter if you''re talented or not - anyone can win when it comes to imitating a dog that''s about to throw up. Includes 300 game cardseach with a different prompt to mimic like ''Kermit the Frog'' or ''A Gumball Machine''. Includes pad of paper with 86 pages. Box measures 5 x 2.8 tall x 3 deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). Suitable for 2 to 8 players

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Book SynopsisFinally some conversations starters that won''t make you feel like you''re in a group therapy session. Inside you''ll find 200 unique and entertaining things that are actually interesting to talk aboutyou know, like ''What''s the worst bathroom that you''ve ever been in?'' or ''What childhood toy are you still a little resentful that you never got?'' Includes 200 question cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is). Topics like ''What''s the pettiest reason you''ve ever broken up with someone?'' and ''What''s a secret talent no one in the room knows you have?'' Each card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1 x 4.1 x 2 deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

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Book SynopsisThis set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgiaand the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat ownerlike ''please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.'' Set includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to color to your heart''s content. Top features a flocked tip-on that''s the same material and size as the enclosed sheets. Box measures 8 by 8 by 1.5 deep (203mm x 203mm x 38mm).

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Book SynopsisThe best part of any vacation (besides the break from reality) is the people watching. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside each book are 2 sets of 12 bingo sheets, pre-filled with all the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen - so just hand them out & start people watching. . .competitively. Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards, themed around road trips and family vacations. Psst: it''s played just like traditional bingo. Bonus: create your own personalized game with the blank cards in the back. Each soft-cover book measures 7 by 7 (178mm x 178mm).

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Book Synopsis DAD JOKES - Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one liners on top of it. This set of 100 double sided cards feature a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional wisdom on the back. Get ready for endless laughs and eyerolls! VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. Its a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wan

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – Would you rather compete in a three-legged race with JFK, Madonna, or Serena Williams? Well, that probably depends on what you’d have to do with the other two. Consider this ‘Kiss*, Marry, Kill’ for people who are tired of the same old options. HOW TO PLAY - Players draw 3 random ‘celebrity’ cards and 3 equally random ‘activity’ cards–then full-on debate about which would make the ideal pairings. There’s a catch though–you’re not deciding which ones you would pick, but what you think that round’s ‘judge’ would choose. Aka, you win points for knowing just how weird your friends are. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Of ‘All The People’ to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends would rather sit next to JFK on a 14 hour flight over Madonna? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they share out of all the people who they would choose for these wacky experiences! GIFT IT UP - The Of All The People Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and whimsical combinations of celebrities and random activities that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some questionable glances. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – A ‘when-did-that-one-celebrity-die?’ party game. How often have you had to sheepish-ily google ‘Is (insert notable person’s name here) still alive?’ Yeah, us too. In fact, we do it sooo much around our office–we turned it into a game! Includes 350 double-sided cards and suitable for 2 or more players. HOW TO PLAY - In this hilarious social game, players compete by putting their random celebrity and historical figure knowledge to the test–while trying to remember what year people died (or if they even have). When did Albert Einstein pass away? 1897? 1986? Don’t worry, we’ll provide a series of clever clues to help inform your guess–and the closest scores points. We’ve included everyone from Genghis Khan to Bob Saget–& hundreds more. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring How Dead Are They to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that Steve Irwin never heard of an iPhone? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious realizations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they learn these crazy facts and try to guess the absurdity of how dead some celebrities are! GIFT IT UP - The How Dead Are They Social Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The cards are designed with fun and crazy facts of celebrities and random historic trivia that are sure to inspire some fun conversations and maybe even some shocking realizations about the concept of time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.  

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – This hilariously low-stakes social game is inspired by something we all know too well: yearbooks. Players simply nominate each other for randomly selected ‘most likely to…’ superlatives–based on vibe alone. HOW TO PLAY - Who among your friend group would be the most likely to cry genuine tears just from watching a sappy commercial? Players secretly vote, and the card is awarded to person with the most votes. In the end, the player who collects the most cards is declared the winner–relatively speaking anyway. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring 'Without A Doubt' to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know that you're one who's most likely to have an outstanding warrant? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious superlatives and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to gues

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Book SynopsisDICE GAME – This fast-paced word game is inspired by the vintage dice games we grew up with. The concept is deceptively simple: Players race against a one-minute sand timer to try and score more points than their opponent(s) by forming words in a crossword fashion. HOW TO PLAY - You can only use the letters that you roll with the 15 included dice–no matter what. So good luck with EFGIIIMDDDXVRJZ. The game includes a dice cup, 15 six-sided dice, 1 minute sand timer, score pad, and an instruction sheet! PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Fighting Words to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to create as many words as they can using only the word dice? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious word creations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to race against time and score points by forming as many words as they can! GIFT IT UP - The Fighting Words Dice Game by Brass Monkey is going to be the biggest hit at your next party. It's easy to play and perfect for all ages, making it a great gift for anyone. The dice are designed with a vintage style with letters on each side making game play more interesting and are sure to inspire some old school competition! Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.  

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Book SynopsisSOCIAL GAME – It’s the most wonderful time of the year–to argue. I mean, you’re already going to bicker with your relatives, you might as well have fun while doing it. Includes 400 holiday-ish things to argue about and suitable for 2 or more players. HOW TO PLAY - In this holiday-specific version of Debatable, we’ll obviously avoid politics and religion, and instead focus on the important stuff like: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Which is better: fresh or canned cranberry sauce? Is peanut brittle the best thing on earth, or a tooth removal device disguised as candy? PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Holiday Debatable to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends believe getting socks as a Christmas gift is practical and fun? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious debatable topics and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches

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Book SynopsisHORSESHOE GAME – Hate being outdoors? Us too. That’s why we created this smaller version of horseshoes that’s specifically designed to play indoors–making it perfect for a high-class party. HOW TO PLAY - Rules are simple: Throw the horseshoe and try to make it around the peg! While not a drinking game per se, it comes with an extra set of rules that makes it fun for more than just the kids. Comes with a 4 rubber horseshoes and 2 pegs along with an instruction sheet to help explain the ‘rules.’ PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Giddy Up to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to throw a horseshoe and make it land right on the peg? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of horseshoe pegging and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in competition mode as they try to race against each other and score points by tossing as ma

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Book SynopsisDICE ERASER SET – Gone are the days of utilitarian erasers that only exist for one function—now you can correct errors and sneak in a quick round of craps at the same time. This set of 2 erasers will be fully playable–with the added ability to erase any mistakes you make in the process. Other than letting it ride, that is. MULTIFUNCTIONAL - Set includes 2 erasers that are novelty jumbo sized but also fully functional. So, whether you need to correct a math problem or want to place a quick game, these dice erasers have got you covered. Plus, their large size makes them easy to handle and harder to lose! GIFT IT UP - The Dice Eraser Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of novelty to their work or school life. It's a must have for school, work, or just as a playful desk accessory. Made with high quality rubber these erasers are built to last, both through years of schools or years of craps! Brass

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Book SynopsisBALANCE GAME – A balance game, based on a balancing act in and of itself–loaded bloody marys at a bottomless brunch. The sheer amount of ridiculous items we’ve seen piled on top of bloody marys never cease to amaze us–so we turned it into a game. HOW TO PLAY - Players complete by taking turns adding increasing ridiculous garnishes on top of a bloody mary shaped starting block–as they try not to be the one that knocks it all down. Includes 10 wood game pieces with double-sided printing and instruction sheet. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring the Loaded Bloody Mary Balance Game to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends can stack ridiculous bloody mary ingredients without knocking them over? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious stacking combinations and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches as they try to take turns st

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Book Synopsis PRODUCTIVITY JOURNAL –‘Getting things done’ doesn’t have to be synonymous with boring. This hardbound task guide will do the impossible–help even the worst of procrastinators get more stuff done and have fun doing it. Features 348 unique pages and a cloth bound cover with embossed, black foil artwork and an attached ribbon bookmark. MULTIFUNCTIONAL – Filled with snarky and endearing charts, graphs, and other ways to evaluate your progress as you form habits, check off never-ending to-do lists, and succeed at life–despite, well, life. Whether you use this Productivity guide at school, work, or home, it’s just the right size to be perfectly portable. PERFECT FOR GIFTING – From back to school, to new job celebrations, or just because, this 'My Master Plan' Productivity Journal from Brass Monkey makes a chic gift for any occasion. The Productive guide is perfect for those people in your life who just need to take it one day at a time. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Book SynopsisTINY DIARY - Introducing the tiniest lifesaver you'll ever own – our 2.75” by 3.75” tiny diary with 112 gilded-edge pages! Perfect for jotting down those oh-so-important dates that you dare not forget (because, let's face it, your life may depend on it). Whether it's anniversaries, birthdays, or that crucial meeting with your boss, this tiny diary ensures you'll never miss a beat again. But hey, if you do happen to forget, we can't promise to bail you out – consider yourself warned!     VINTAGE INSPIRED - The exquisite design of the tiny diary is meant to inspire you and make you nostalgic, transporting you to a time when handwriting was an art form and every page held a secret waiting to be revealed. With ample space to jot down important dates, from birthdays to anniversaries, this tiny diary ensures you'll never miss a moment worth celebrating or agonizing over. So next time you're chronicling your o

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Book SynopsisJUDGY FISH GAME - Judgy Fish by Brass monkey is the ultimate party game for adults who prefer their fish served with a side of sass! Say goodbye to boring old 'Go Fish' and hello to a hilariously competitive game where players compete to craft the best (aka, funniest) insults imaginable for hundreds of overly-critical fish. These aquatic critics are hell-bent on mercilessly judging everything in sight, and it's up to you to bring the laughter! From cheeky quips to downright savage burns, it's a battle of wits where no one is safe from the sharp tongues of the Judgy Fish. INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players, this game pits friends against each other in a battle of wit and humor. With 75 double-sided Fish cards, 150 Sentence cards, and 150 Object cards, the possibilities for roasting are as vast as the ocean itself. So gather your school, sharpen your insults, and let the Judgy Fish reign supreme in a game night that promises laughter as deep as the sea! GREAT FOR PARTIES - Judgy Fish by Brass Monkey is a hilarious and interactive experience that keeps everyone engaged and entertained, making it the perfect icebreaker for any gathering. Plus, with its easy-to-learn rules and quick gameplay, even newcomers can jump right in and join the fun. So whether you're hosting a small get-together or a raucous bash, this game is guaranteed to keep the laughs flowing and the good times rolling all night long.     PERFECT FOR GIFTING - Perfect for anyone with a sharp wit and a love for hilarious party games, Judgy Fish is the ultimate gift for birthdays, holidays, or any occasion. It's a refreshing break from typical gifts, offering hours of entertainment and bonding with friends and family. Plus, its unique concept and easy-to-grasp gameplay make it suitable for players of all ages and backgrounds. So if you want to give a gift that's guaranteed to bring joy and laughter, look no further.     BRASS MONKEY - We bridge the gap between kitschy roadside souvenirs and elegant fine china, offering a curated collection of well-designed products infused with a delightful sense of humor. Our mission is to transform the ordinary into the extraordinary, crafting items that seamlessly blend functionality with whimsy. From quirky guides to stylish essentials, we specialize in creating must-have treasures that add joy and personality to everyday life.

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Book SynopsisSpork Vs Stork GAME - A game about how well you know your friends–and their horrible taste in pretty much everything. Inside you’ll find over 680 well-known (and entertaining) ‘things’ to weigh in on. Players argue to advance their card through the bracket, whether they agree with it or not. Win points as you advance through the bracket eventually coming head to head with the last player standing to decide what wins once and for all, ‘The bonus fry in the bottom of the bag’ or ‘the first sip of coffee in the morning.’ INCLUDES - Suitable for 2 to 4 (or more) players, this game is a hilarious showdown of opinions and preferences. With over 680 well-known and entertaining 'things' to weigh in on, players argue to advance their cards through the bracket, whether they agree with them or not. Plus, with a paper pad featuring 50 pages included, you can keep track of the epic debates and settle scores in style. So gather

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