Humour Books
Microcosm Publishing Please Let Me Help: 'Helpful' Letters To The
Book SynopsisA guide to rebuilding your life by sending absurd letters...
£9.49
Microcosm Publishing Cats I've Known: On Love, Loss, and Being
Book SynopsisDeeply heartfelt, humourous, and insightful stories about cats.
£13.49
Microcosm Publishing Gg Allin: Rock And Roll Terrorist Activity And
Book SynopsisColour outside the lines with GG Allin.
£16.31
Microcosm Publishing Henry & Glenn Adult Activity & Coloring Book
Book SynopsisAn activity/colouring book for fans of the Henry & Glenn Forever series.
£14.91
Trusted Media Brands My Planet: Finding Humor in the Oddest Places
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£12.74
Trusted Media Brands Laughter Still Is the Best Medicine: Our Most
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£9.49
Trusted Media Brands That Reminds Me of a Joke: Outrageous News
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£9.49
Trusted Media Brands Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Jokes: Something for
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£9.49
Trusted Media Brands The Best of Reader's Digest: Humor, Heart-Warming
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£21.24
Trusted Media Brands Reader's Digest Dumb Dad Stories: Ludicrous Tales
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£9.49
Trusted Media Brands Best of Reader's Digest Vol 2
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£21.24
Trusted Media Brands Reader's Digest Timeless Favorites: Enduring
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£16.99
Trusted Media Brands Best of Reader's Digest Vol 3 -Celebrating 100
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£21.24
Trusted Media Brands Quotable Quotes: Wit & Wisdom from 100 Years of
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£13.49
Trusted Media Brands Best of Reader's Digest, Volume 4: Heartwarming
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£21.24
Skyhorse Publishing When Did White Trash Become the New Normal
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£16.19
Regnery Publishing Inc Bigly: Donald Trump in Verse
Book SynopsisExcerpt from Bigly:"Mirth, with thee I mean to live."—John Milton"My whole life is about winning."—Donald TrumpCall It KobeThey're loaded, loaded with cars.So they send millions of cars over here.We sell them beef—beef.They don't want it.Half the time they send it back.They want to send it back.The farmers over there don't want it.So we take it back.That's not good beefBy the time you get it back.I said the other day—No, no, I say it's aged;Now they call it Kobe beefAnd we sell it for more money.—September 25, 2015, remarks at Values Voters Summit, discussing trade with ChinaTable At Le CirqueI know one man in particular.He's one of the most successful men in New York,And he couldn't get a table at a restaurant.He's worth maybe four or five hundred million dollars,And he's standing at Le Cirque or one of themAnd he couldn't get a table. So I see him standing there and he's a little embarrassedAnd he says, "Don, could you help me get a table?" So I got him a table. So he calls the next day and I said,"No one knows you, you're very successful,"And he says, "No, no no, I like to keep a low profile."That's great. But in the meantime He can't get a table in a restaurant. —November 11, 1984, interview with the Washington Post How Do I Back Thee?I want to just let you know,I am so behind you.And I know maybe sometimesYou haven't gotten the backing that you've wanted,And you're going to get so much backing.Maybe you're going to say,Please don't give us so much backing. Mr. President,Please, We don't need that much backing. But you're going to have that.—January 21, 2017, speech at CIA headquarters Langley, VirginiaBook Praise & Description:A hilarious collection of Trump quotes arranged as poetry!"Poets, wrote Shelley, are 'the unacknowledged legislators of the world.' Big deal. But now for the first time ever a poet is the Leader of the Free World, and he's even more totally unacknowledged—by Democrats, the media, Lena Dunham, Deep State leakers, and other losers. This superb collection of winning verse, brilliantly edited by Rob Long, spans the decades from the early 'Table at Le Cirque' to my personal favorite 'The Mantle of Anger.' With this dazzling anthology, bitter fake-news hacks for whom Trump is beyond reason will have to admit that he's also beyond rhyme (except for page 74)." —MARK STEYN, bestselling author of America Alone, After America, and The Undocumented Mark Steyn "This book pleased me so much, I culturally appropriated Haiku to contribute to the cover." — MILO YIANNOPOULOS"More lyrical than Walt Whitman, pithier than Robert Frost—and making a heck of a lot more sense than Emily Dickinson, this book should be required reading for every Literature major on campus."—JAMES DELINGPOLE, columnist at Breitbart.com and The Spectator and author of 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy and The Little Green Book of Eco-FascismBigly is hilarious compilation of memorable quotes from President Donald Trump arranged as poetry that will have the president's fiercest supporters and harshest critics asking the same question: Can a president appoint himself Poet Laureate? Divided into sections on Life, Love, Beauty, and Death—and including a dedicatory haiku by Milo Yiannopoulos, a foreword by How to Lose Friends and Alienate People author Toby Young, and poignant editor's notes that reveal the hidden meaning in Trump's expert verse—Bigly is a must-have for political junkies who've been following President Donald Trump's unconventional speeches, interviews, complaints, jokes, quips, and witticisms.
£11.69
Regnery Publishing Donald Drains the Swamp
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£15.99
Strategic Book Publishing Programmed Sheep: Do You Control Your Mind or Does Somebody Else Control It for You?
£8.27
Stephen F. Austin State University Press Aging Comes Without a Manual
Book SynopsisThe aging process is a sneaky son-of-a-gun. It begins by lurking around the edges of one’s life and occasionally darting into your person to take a bite out of your well-being. It then zips back into the shadows and waits for the next opportunity to reappear and take another bite out of your youth, your appearance, your confidence, and/or your already fragile self-concept. You’d like to grab it and strangle it, but it’s always out of sight and out of reach. Each bite it takes out of one’s existence leaves the victim a little less capable of ignoring the damage done by the attacks and a little less able to ignore their cumulative effects. Fighting against aging is a losing battle, but we do have a good shot at enjoying the many good parts of it. I was Born on Third Base is a humorous look at aging and the notion that “seventy is the new fifty.”
£18.66
Opus Books Sheps Army Bummers Blisters Boondoggles
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£13.46
Ammo Books Sad Stuff on the Street
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£13.49
Charlesbridge Publishing,U.S. A Dog Walks Into a Bar...: Howlingly Funny Canine
Book SynopsisHowl with laughter at dozens of the very best dog jokes ever collected--and made even funnier by the comic color illustrations that enliven every spread.You''ll bark with delight at this collection of more than 100 dog jokes by this bestselling author. Accompanied by the colorful zany art of Jeff Albrecht, there''s something for every dog lover that captures every facet of canine humor - A Dog Walks Into a Bar, Wonderdogs & Underdogs, Good Breeding, Dogs Gone Postal, Doggy Haiku, Man''s Best Friend, and more. With its unbeatable subject matter, attractive package, and great price, it makes a terrific gift for all of Fido’s fans.
£7.99
Interlink Books This is the End: The Last Cartoons from The New
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£12.30
Page Street Publishing Co. I'm Sorry -Your Husband: Honest, Hilarious
Book SynopsisClint Edwards’s parenting tips include: 1. You don’t have to give your kid a bath all the time, just wipe them down from time to time. 2. If you find a long lost sippy cup, don’t open it. Just throw it away, trust me. 3. Getting a sitter so you can go to the store alone is worth every damn penny. With stinging wit, laugh-out-loud humour and brutal honesty, Clint brings to light what every parent and spouse eventually learns but refuses to say out loud to each other. His essays include “All the Things I Never Should Have Said to My Pregnant Wife,” “Just Because I Get Up In the Night Doesn’t Mean I Deserve Praise” and “Contrary to My Original Assumption, You Can Have a Favourite Child.” His essays will have parents everywhere shaking their heads “yes.” Clint’s blog, No Idea What I am Doing, has over 144,000 Facebook likes, and he writes for huge outlets like Scary Mommy, Babble, the New York Times and has been featured on Good Morning America. He has three children, aged 2, 7 and 10.
£12.34
Page Street Publishing Co. Silence is a Scary Sound: And Other Stories on
Book SynopsisWhile potty training his daughter, he reveals, “wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying. It’s never rewarding. It just smells bad and makes you feel like a slave locked in some butt wiping servitude.” His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up... and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy-cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughters car, or waking up at 4 a.m. to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick. With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Turns Out Poop Doesn’t Go Easily Down the Tub Drain, Let Them Watch Screens, and You’ll Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly what’s “terrible” about the twos.
£12.34
Parkhurst Brothers Publishers Inc Forty Years of Texas Storytelling
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£18.66
Skyhorse Publishing Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and
Book SynopsisSex. It’s something that’s on everyone’s mind. But the minds that thought of the weird, strange, and stupid sex acts that are reported in Fifty Shades of Dumb: True Stories of Strange and Screwy Sex are a breed of their own.For anyone who find sex inherently funny, and almost all of us do, here are stories to laugh at, and share: The woman who called the police about noises in her home. What did they find? Her sex toy vibrating in her night stand! The man who received a 90-day sentence for gratifying himself using a pumpkin in his backyard. That’s a scary Halloweenie! The couple who managed to have public sex on crowded train, only to receive complaints when they lit up their post-coital cigarettes. And so many more! Read. Enjoy. Have sex. Be smart!
£10.99
Skyhorse Publishing I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus: A Zombie
Book SynopsisI Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a new spin on a holiday classic that tells the story of a suburban zombie outbreak and the little boy who knows just what to do. When Johnny finds out that his mother has turned into a zombie and has attacked Santa Claus, he knows that it’s up to him to put the living dead (back) to rest.While the chaos spreads from the mall to the Christmas parade, Johnny finds his friends Glenn, Barb, and Ben, and they devise a plan to not only protect themselves—and their dog—but to make sure to get to Grandma’s house before the zombies take over town. While they’ve planned for the worst, nothing could prepare them for watching jolly old Saint Nick get devoured by mindless zombies.This clever take on a Christmas tradition is right up the alley of anyone who ever wondered what would happen if a zombie outbreak took place during the holiday season. I Saw Mommy Biting Santa Claus is a beautifully gory tale that’s sure to become a classic for fans of the holidays and the living dead.
£14.24
Skyhorse Publishing The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories
Book SynopsisNew York Times Bestselling author! Pull up a chair and enjoy this hilarious original collection of McManus humor!The Horse in My Garage and Other Stories is a hilarious addition to Patrick F. McManus’s library of humor. He weighs in on his childhood, everyday life, and outdoor tales. His typical exaggerated commentary will elicit a belly laugh, whether you’ve been reading his tales for years or are new to his special blend of classic American humor.Read about the antics of Patrick’s friends Rancid Crabtree and Retch Sweeney in such stories as “Shaping Up for the Hunt” and “Bear Hunters.” McManus plays off the recent obsession with hoarders in his surprising story “The Lady Who Kept Things.” In the titular story, meet Patrick’s horse, Huckleberry, and enjoy the experience of all the problems that come along with owning your own horse—or keeping him in the garage.Other great stories include: “Catch-And-Eaters,” about the importance of a forked stick when fishing “$7,000 TV Historical Extravaganza,” a look at one director’s loose interpretation of historical accuracy and political correctness “A Lake Too Far,” concerning the woes of Patrick and his wife, Bun, on a fateful birding trip in Australia “Chicken Chronicles,” which involves Patrick’s memory of wandering around naked in the chicken yard when guests came to call Spend some time with Pat McManus. You won’t regret it.
£10.44
Skyhorse Publishing Love Bites: Food for Thought and Other Appetizing
Book SynopsisA loving duo are like two peas in a pod, and Lovebites illustrates the quirks, whimsies, isms, kinks, idiosyncrasies, eccentricities, peculiarities, and funny moments of life as a couple through the medium of food. From chocolate bars, marshmallows, and cupcakes, to hot chilies, pickles, and even sushi, Ben Joel Price brings together a delightful collection of sweet, silly, and a bit racy phrases for couples in any stage of infatuation. Price offers a wealth of creative puns in his simplistic yet adorable illustrations of food in all sorts of romantic situations. From your first "date" to your quintessential "nacho" man to a piece of bacon deemed the "streaker," you'll be sure to smile through each relationship scenario presented here. With over sixty illustrations and a small gift hardcover format, this is the perfect (and affordable) gift for any wedding, anniversary, Valentine's Day, Sweetest Day, birthday, make-up (or make-out) session, tiny crush, or I-love-you-just-because moment. So curl up with your loved one—and a packet of sweets—and prepare to be bitten by the love bug with Lovebites.
£8.80
Echo Point Books & Media What Do You Do with a Drunken Sailor? Unexpurgated Sea Chanties
£17.63
Thunder Bay Press Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever
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£9.99
American Bar Association The Emergency Sasquatch Ordinance
Book SynopsisYou'll find more than 200 unusual, bizarre, and absurd laws that seem too weird to be true, but are indeed true. The book begins with the laws of ancient Sumeria and Babylon, then moves on to the laws of the ancient Greeks and Romans, and also features some examples from medieval times. All the ancient laws discussed here are translations from languages other than English. As this book is for entertainment purposes, if you're looking for linguistic precision, you might want to adjust your monocle and head over to a more serious section of the bookstore, Señor Braniac. Most of the book is comprised of laws inflicted on the population of the United States. The book then concludes with a selection of modern(ish) laws from other countries, some of which have a legal system similar to that of the United States (the UK, Australia, New Zealand, etc.), some of which have a completely different tradition (Germany, China, Papua New Guinea), and some of which can barely be said to observe the rule of law" at all. Above all, all of the laws mentioned in this book are (or were) real. The author did research and everything, and has even provided citations in case you want to check his work.
£16.14
Feral House,U.S. Neighbors From Hell: An American Bedtime Story
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£13.49
Feral House,U.S. Death Confetti: Pickers, Punks and Transit Ghosts
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£17.09
Feral House,U.S. Liartown Usa: The First Four Years
Book SynopsisThe collected posts of surreal website LiarTownUSA satirising weird vintage books, albums, posters, and other printed ephemera of pop culture.
£17.09
Feral House,U.S. Encyclopaedia Of Hell Ii: The Conquest of Heaven
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£20.39
Simon And Schuster Group USA The Kamah Sutrah
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£13.49
Cleis Press Fill In The Spank
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£9.49
Cleis Press Sexercise: F*ck Yourself Fit and Burn While You
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£11.86
Cleis Press Live, Love, Lust
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£11.86
Henry Holt & Company Inc I'm Judging You: The Do-Better Manual
Book SynopsisWith over 500,000 readers a month at her enormously popular blog, AwesomelyLuvvie.com, Luvvie Ajayi has become a go-to source for smart takes on pop culture. I'm Judging You is her debut book of humorous essays that dissects our cultural obsessions and calls out bad behavior in our increasingly digital, connected lives-from the cultural importance of the newest Shonda Rhimes television drama to serious discussions of race and media representation to what to do about your fool cousin sharing casket pictures from Grandma's wake on Facebook. With a lighthearted, rapier wit and a unique perspective, I'm Judging You is the handbook the world needs, doling out the hard truths and a road map for bringing some "act right" into our lives, social media, and popular culture.
£12.34
Arcade Publishing How to Be a Dictator: An Irreverent Guide
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£14.24
Skyhorse Publishing The Gargantuan Book of Insult, Offense, and
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£13.46
Skyhorse Publishing Dad Rules: Notes on Fatherhood, the World's Best
Book SynopsisOkay, so now it’s official—you’re a dad. Welcome to a club that’s unlike any other.Dad Rules was written with the intention of putting a smile on the face of any man who has navigated—or is about to navigate—the often curvy, pothole-filled road of fatherhood. Authors Michael Milligan and Tom Lynch know firsthand that the responsibility of being behind the wheel on such an unpredictable journey can often be an unsettling experience, especially with a two-year-old in the backseat happily smearing his ice cream over every inch of available window, and your wife next to you offering her always helpful advice to “Slow down,” “Turn left at the next . . . aw, you missed it,” and “I knew we should have brought a map.” So luckily for you, Michael and Tom are here to help.Let Dad Rules act as your personal GPS. With humor and insight, it will guide you from that life-altering moment when your wife says, “Honey, we need to talk,” all the way through pregnancy and birthing classes, the birthing process itself, infancy and toddlerhood, adolescence, and, finally, the day eighteen years later when your little bundle of joy leaves the nest (possibly to return shortly after, jobless and in desperate need of a haircut).So fasten your seatbelt, keep your eyes on the road, and enjoy the journey of being a dad. It will be quite a trip.
£9.19
Skyhorse Publishing Mom Rules: Notes on Motherhood, the World's Best
Book SynopsisA response to all those sappy mommy books with flowers and puppies on the cover.Jill Milligan, mother of two, has set her sights on the joys and stresses of motherhood. Unlike other mommy books, though, Mom Rules is a hilarious book for the hip, twenty-first-century mom who can use a laugh (if not a drink) at the end of another trying day with her kids. Practically any woman can become a motherbut it takes a certain amount of creativity, humor, and cracking the book on discipline to be the best mom out there and to establish Mom Rules.Whether you’re a stay-at-home supermom who has to juggle softball practice, poopy diapers, and trips to the dry cleaner’s, or an Internet-dating single mom battling with two hormone-driven teenagers, this book offers useful insight and wise words on how to embrace the world’s best job.Throughout this book, Jill explores the various stages of motherhoodfrom announcing a pregnancy to late-night feedings to second-child syndrome to empty nestingand provides comical anecdotes and sound advice on how to survive your teenage daughter’s dating outfits and your young son’s potty mouth.Mom Rules is the guide for the moms in your lifefor Mother’s Day, for her birthday, upon the birth of her first child (or second, or third . . .), or just for her to read and laugh out loud over while parked and waiting in the school carpool lane.
£9.11
Dalkey Archive Press Man + Book
Book SynopsisMan + Book is Nicholas Wadley's wordless story of humorous and ironic encounters with books.
£12.34
