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This adorable notepad is handy & cute & oh-so chonky! It's right for jots, checklists, pocket size shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a notepad paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny writing pads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H

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Heck, yeah, you're productive—why, you're actually productive as ... can be! Whatever kind of productive you are, here's a place for you to list all kinds of to-dos and even record your daily level of productivity. Hey, that "things to do list" isn't going to write itself Feel organized AF with Knock Knock stuff 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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You're doing all the things and making it look good. You deserve a to-do list notepad that does the same! This notepad's neatly divided sections will help you get focused, juggle errands, prioritize goals, and multitask like an MF. Because you're busy AF. File under: productivity notepad, cute office supplies, daily to do list, notepads for work, fun office supplies! Even includes a little space for "you" time! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Spring into action with this pad that lets you list and prioritise urgent tasks, whether it's "get more clients!" or "get more toilet paper!" (and we all know which one is more important at the moment). Because actions (and exclamation points!) really do speak louder than words. • A to-do list notepad that conveys urgency! • Get your act together with ease, élan, and desk accessories! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Whether you’re coming or going, the remedy for pretrip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of everything you could ever need on a trip, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to arrive and depart fully equipped.

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With the Apology Nifty Note, Knock Knock took the difficult, awkward act of contrition and made it easy. Now, by filling in the blanks, you never have to actually "say" you’re sorry. Defuse conflicts and avert pouting Modern-day etiquette for the masses 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

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Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here. An ideal gift for anyone with crap to do Includes handy crappiness scale! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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With the aid of this self-therapy checklist, you can self-help yourself without the self-helpy-ness 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets notepad with checkboxes to satisfy your inner-child Whether you feel depressed, anxious, or even perfectly well-adjusted, this step-by-step pad will guide you toward a breakthrough—or at least determine who or what to blame The perfect gift for friends and family who aren't perfect Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up; our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life

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CAN YOU EVER REALLY KNOW THE PEOPLE NEXT DOOR?Cowerworth is the picture perfect neighbourhood. Its manicured lawns and low crime rates make it the ideal place to raise a family.But in a quiet suburb, someone is always watching.And all eyes are on the couple who have just moved in. Marcus and Gina are everything you could want in neighbours: polite and friendly. They seem to be the perfect fit. Except Marcus has a secret.And you''re his next victim. Irreverent, dark and addictive, KNOCK KNOCK is a nail-biting, spine-tingling and thrilling ride, with a KILLER twist. ---Readers are hooked on Michelle''s debut, GO SEEK:''⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ If I could give this book 6 stars I would. It was an absolutely thrilling ride and I LOVED IT''''⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ ⭐ Absolutely deserves five stars!!!! Fast

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No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

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Ordinary guest books too often lack humor and verve—so we invented our own. These elegant yet daringly interactive babies invite visitors to express themselves fully at the table or on the throne, with provocative prompts, doodle space, and a wry grading system. Because even though the party must end, the memories should linger. Hardcover, 112 pages; padded cover with metallic foil stamping; ribbon page marker

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Spell out your befuddlement in the midst of any circumstance (while also channeling pent-up frustration) with the English-speaking world’s most expressive acronym and the simple check of a box or two. It’s the ultimate FYI.

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Anders Roslund is an award-winning journalist and one of the most successful and critically acclaimed Scandinavian crime writers of our time. His books have been read by millions and he is the recipient of the CWA International Dagger and the Glass Key award among many others. His work is published in 36 languages and regularly tops international bestseller lists.

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Let's give it up for those extra-special people who bring a dash of whimsy and sparkle to the daily grind. Use this pad to salute the magical creatures in your life, whether they're friends, family, coworkers, or baristas. All hail the golden horn! • Need appreciation gifts? Knock Knock pads deliver all the feels • Because unicorn gifts are real • 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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Warning . . . This isn’t a book of sweet notes to fill out & give to someone so they can feel all warm & sunshiny. It’s a notebook of letters you fill out to get stuff off your chest! These letters make it ridiculously easy to express how you really feel and say what you really think. Unburden your heart & mind of crap that keeps you awake at night or that’s just plain hard to shake—relationships, nagging memories, work situations, existential anxiety . . . The best part? Once you’ve gotten it out of your system, you get to DESTROY THE EVIDENCE. Shred your letter. Burn it! Bury it and grow some flowers! Enjoy your newfound sense of freedom! Repeat as needed. By Kari Chapin 25 letters, 2 of each kind (50 letters total) Softcover, 7 x 10 inches

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Grownups are expected to do it all: Go to work, pay bills, clean house, run errands–plus be a nice person. What do they think we are, robots? Use this semi-official-ish form to give friends, family, and coworkers a well-deserved break already. Or just use it on yourself. That's legit too. • Need gag gifts for adults? Knock Knock pads will srsly make you LOL • Permission to be funny AF granted! • 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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This adorable notepad is cute, cube-y & oh-so chonky! It's just right for jots, checklists, shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny to-do list notepads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H

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Book lovers agree, you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a committed cookbook connoisseur! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock

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Today’s the first day of the rest of your life! This practical to do list notepad will help you make this today the best today ever. Stay on track with things to do today, meal planning, self-care, and reflect on the day. Go ahead, superstar, make today your day! Set a plan of attack & increase office productivity with this sunny check list! File under: fun office gifts, adulting notepad, unique office supplies, fab notepads for women! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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They're bright. They're peppy. They've got their work cut for them. Use these sharp diecut stickies to dash off an FYI, make a list, or jot a note to yourself. Fun office supplies are kind of our thing—and hey, why haven't we cut words into sticky notes before? Stylish stickies make unique gifts for workplace (and regular) BFFs Also work as stencils, if you're into that 3 x 3 inches, 75 diecut sheets

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Knock Knock Vouchers are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favour of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favours from road trips to foot rubs, our vouchers allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. Their winning younger sibling, 100 Kisses, delivers instant gratification in an elegant retro package—and feature three ultra special, randomly placed golden tickets to sweeten the deal.

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We all know self-care is vital to our wellness and mental health, but it's hard to actually prioritize it on a daily basis. This habit tracker provides a no-pressure space where you can start building a self-nurturing practicebaby step by baby step. Weekly grids guide you for a whole year, along with encouraging quotes & optional reflection prompts every 4 weeks (and lots of good vibes all year long). Now let's get this self-care party started! 52 easy-to-use weekly grids Daily support for mindfulness & self-loveplus Doubles as a low-maintenance daily journal and gratitude journal Paperback, 128 pages, 6 x 8 inches Foil stamping, lay-flat binding, elastic closure

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Ever wonder where the heck your money went? You had some, and then . . . it kinda ghosted you? This habit tracker is here to solve the mystery! Write down what you spend each week so you can see where your money is going. Every 4 weeks you'll get a chance to pat yourself on the back & reflect on what's working. WARNING: This tracker is not here to shame, blame, or make your life more complicated! 52 easy-to-use weekly grids Daily humorplus encouraging quotes & prompts every 4 weeks! Doubles as a financial goals journal and weekly budget planner Paperback, 128 pages, 6 x 8 inches Foil stamping, lay-flat binding, elastic closure

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In today’s hustle culture, good quality sleep = life goalzzz. This practical bedside classic pad will help you develop (or improve!) your nighttime routine, with a checklist of things to do before bed, areas for reflection and notes for the next day. Clear your mind, dim the lights, and get ready to catch some sweet, sweet Zs.... A notepad that’s also a soothing, self-care sleep assistant? Yes, please! Easier than a journal—cheaper than therapy! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Don’t let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you. This purpose-driven pad lets you organise your daily affairs and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week’s tasks as you maximise efficiency over and over—and over—again.

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Where s my bear? asks a little girl as soon as she comes home from school. But...he s missing! Where could he be? So she sets off to find him, knocking on the door of each apartment in her building. As she climbs higher and higher, she meets all kinds of people, makes a lot of new friends, and sees some strange sights but what about her bear? Will she find him?A child s quest turns into a wonderful adventure that literally unfolds, step by step, into a building full of life. Knock! Knock! is book architecture at its inspired best."

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Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!

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For a bibliophile, there’s no greater pleasure than sharing beloved books, but no crueller pain than losing them for good—until the Personal Library Kit! Revive old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention with our classic bestseller!

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In this absurd modern world, it's okay to say "enough" sometimes. To insufferable trends. To stressful stuff. To B.S. To everything. In fact, it's more than okay: it's your birthright as a human being. Liberate yourself—and others—by announcing you're dunzo. Just say no to anything—except cool office supplies Issue Knock Knock notes to others—or yourself 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Because all things f*rt = funny gag gifts Prank stuff to up your funny dad game! 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets

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Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a bookworm for life! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock

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Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a connoisseur of the classical canon! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock

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You cast a spell of enchantment every day, in big and little ways. This practical pad helps you plan and track all your magical activities, intentions, and self-care practices every week for over a year! With plentiful positive vibes and room to add your own must-do items and notes, it’s practically . . . magic. Woo-woo check list + self-care to do list notepad = inspirational dream combo! File under: positive planner vibes, life-changing office gifts, funny notepads for coworkers who need to be smudged, cosmic weekly to do list! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Harness all the good vibes and accomplish all the things on your to-do list with this super practical, slightly playful notepad. It’s got plenty of room to prioritize tasks and errands, jot last-minute notes, and notice the good stuff in your life. Productivity—it’s a vibe! A daily planner + checklist + vibe check! Be the full focus planner kinda person you always dreamed of! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Now that "bitch" is an affectionate term (mostly), you can tell the bitches in your life exactly what kind of bitch they are Whether they're your bitch or just a certain kind of bitch, don't they deserve to know? Even better than the slap Modern-day etiquette for the masses 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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Whether you're a total newbie to the mystical world of energy-healing or already skilled in chakra meditation know-how, you'll enjoy this smorgasbord of activities to help open, clear, and enhance each of the seven main chakras. By aligning your chakras, “energy centers” in our bodies, you'll flush the bad vibes and channel the good ones. Through non-stuffy exercises (like vice busters, gratitude generators, and fill-in-the-blank meditations), you'll go from asking “what is a chakra?” to becoming a chi whiz! Unlike other chakra books for beginners, this journal packs in over 108 actually fun activities to master self-healing and personal empowerment. Paperback with spot UV, 96 pages; 7.25 x 9 inches; full-color throughout; lay-flat binding

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No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.

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A hilarious rhyming superhero counting book - perfect for fans of the Ten Littles series!Knock, knock! There's a superhero at the door! Pasta Man has run out of Pasta Power. . . Can our young hero help him to get his powers back and defeat evil Madame Chilli, who wants to rule the world with lashings of chilli sauce?With action-packed adventure and bright, detailed artwork, this is the ultimate fun-filled counting storybook!Also look out for:Knock Knock DinosaurKnock Knock PirateKnock Knock Alien

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A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That's right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny (and a totally legit card deck!). In other words, it's the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "royal flush," no? • Know when to hold 'em&emdash;and when to let 'em rip! • Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.) • 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cards Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.

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This adorable grocery list pad is cute, cheerful & oh-so chonky! It's right for jots, checklists, shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a notepad paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny to-do list notepads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H

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Just grab a pen, check a few boxes, and voilà—this charming desk notepad becomes an instant spirit-booster for anyone who needs it! Hand these inspirational notes out to coworkers, sweethearts, friends, family, the mail carrier . . . even yourself (especially yourself). Everyone deserves a lil’ pep talk / rally now and then! Cute, motivational notepads for work, especially if you’re a teacher! File under: words of encouragement & gifts for women, office gifts, funny notepads! 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets

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Use these cute statement stickies to note all the things and send all the vibes. Because even office supplies & sticky notes can exude a fun, funny, vibe-y vibe. Just ’cause work is boring, doesn’t mean your post it notes have to be! File under: college essentials for studying & cool teacher supplies 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

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Everybody has a shit list in their head—now you can have one in your hands! This desk notepad lets you apply the organizational clarity of a spreadsheet to your many grudges, and discover psychological and emotional benefits of simply writing that shit down. File under: awesome gifts for coworkers, funny desk decor, fun office desk accessories! Track your grudges with organizational rigor! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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With the hectic pace of the modern world, it's hard to plan, track, and execute household meals. Keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat, you'll always know what's for dinner. A necessary aid for busy households Adds stylish utility to the refrigerator door 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

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