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Knock Knock Knock Knock Traumatize Your Children
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
£9.90
Knock Knock Knock Knock Chonky Shopping List Chonky Note
This adorable grocery list pad is cute, cheerful & oh-so chonky! It's right for jots, checklists, shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a notepad paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny to-do list notepads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Pep Talk Nifty Note (Pastel)
Just grab a pen, check a few boxes, and voilà—this charming desk notepad becomes an instant spirit-booster for anyone who needs it! Hand these inspirational notes out to coworkers, sweethearts, friends, family, the mail carrier . . . even yourself (especially yourself). Everyone deserves a lil’ pep talk / rally now and then! Cute, motivational notepads for work, especially if you’re a teacher! File under: words of encouragement & gifts for women, office gifts, funny notepads! 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock It's a Vibe Sticky Note
Use these cute statement stickies to note all the things and send all the vibes. Because even office supplies & sticky notes can exude a fun, funny, vibe-y vibe. Just ’cause work is boring, doesn’t mean your post it notes have to be! File under: college essentials for studying & cool teacher supplies 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Shit List Pad (Pastel Version)
Everybody has a shit list in their head—now you can have one in your hands! This desk notepad lets you apply the organizational clarity of a spreadsheet to your many grudges, and discover psychological and emotional benefits of simply writing that shit down. File under: awesome gifts for coworkers, funny desk decor, fun office desk accessories! Track your grudges with organizational rigor! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.80
Knock Knock Knock Knock What to Eat Pad (Yellow)
With the hectic pace of the modern world, it's hard to plan, track, and execute household meals. Keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat, you'll always know what's for dinner. A necessary aid for busy households Adds stylish utility to the refrigerator door 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock OMG Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Express your truth and bring the funny with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. OMG, these cute sticky notes are a great gift for everyone File under: super funny office supplies + study supplies! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock All Out of Pad (Blue)
Who hasn't wandered blindly at the supermarket, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a hip shade of blue, this perennial favourite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop.
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Romance Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a romance fiction superfan! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock You Got This Journal
Productive people get things done by taking things one step at a time. That's what this journal is all about—setting doable goals and breaking them down into baby steps. And having a little fun along the way! With daily doses of amusement, inspirational-quote stickers, and healthy procrastination games, you'll stay right on-track. This 6-month productivity tracker is less control-freaky than other planning and dot-grid notebooks A notebook that's 50-percent goal planner, 50-percent daily organizer, and 100-percent all hustle 6 x 8.5 inches; hardcover; 244 pages; 3 sticker sheets; ribbon page marker
£13.58
Knock Knock Knock Knock #Goals Tabbed Sticky Notes
Take #notes and hit your #goals with these tabbed wonders. Seriously. You can stick 'em on your phone (#genius!) or use 'em to add extra notes in your planner. They're also perfect for taking notes in books and such. And you can totally use 'em as plain-old #stickynotes! Super cute desk accessories and gifts for coworkers! Fulfill your to-do list dreams! 6 colors, 3 designs (blank, lines, dots); 4 x 6 inches, 72 sheets
£9.19
Knock Knock Knock Knock Love & Relationships Affirmators Deck
Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards focusing on love of all stripes. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive love affirmations, this whimsical box will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Also available for anniversary gifts (or just-because gifts): the original Affirmators! deck, and Affirmators! journal Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators out of the box, and into the universe! 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett
£9.90
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Ate Pad
Our latest pad addition helps you jump on the food-diary bandwagon.
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Random Snap Folders
£10.76
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit Refill
Replenish your Personal Library Kit reserves with these helpful refills.
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to make crap notes, crap lists, crap to-do's, or crap love notes. Now with a smart new look, this Knock Knock classic ensures that even the smallest crap gets done. File under: novelty desk accessories for getting' crap done! Need gifts for office coworkers? Hello, Knock Knock sticky notes! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock All Out Of Pad (Keto)
The Knock Knock All Out Of pad is now available especially for carb-conscious, keto-lovin' foodies! Use this keto diet grocery list to check off items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when you shop next. You'll never be befuddled at the farmer's market, local butcher, or fancy health-food store again. • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back • Never forget the bone broth again with the perfect keto food list • Over 5 Knock Knock All Out Of pad colors and styles available Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Banned & Scandalous Books on Tape
Introducing washi tape with a Knock Knock literary twist: each roll has the text of a classic trailblazing novel printed right on it! Use these to decorate gifts, notebooks, journals, or scrapbooks, and show off your love of free speech and classic literature! Perfect gift for bookworms and crafty types! A salute to banned books… and adhesive! 3 washi tape rolls, each roll is approx. 0.6 inches wide and 33 feet long
£10.43
Knock Knock Knock Knock Keep On Chonkin Chonky Note
This adorable notepad is cute & cube-like & oh-so chonky! It's just right for jots, memos, shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny to-do list notepads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Cosmic Dreamscape Astrology Oracle Deck
These fun & illuminating oracle cards help you harness the power of astrology for divination and insight! For millennia humans have consulted the stars, planets, and celestial elements for physical & metaphysical direction. This thoroughly modern astrology deck explains all the essential components of this ancient practicelike the zodiac, moon phases, retrogrades, planetary aspects, & morewhile offering gentle daily guidance. Tune into your astro spirit guidesno psychic medium or witchcraft skills needed! 3.75 x 5 x 1.5 inches 72-card oracle deck with guide book Brought to you by author and astrologer Nina Kahn
£15.70
Knock Knock Knock Knock Great Idea! Activity Book & Journal
Whether you’re a brand-new creator on the block or a seasoned artist looking to break through a creative block, this delightful buffet of playful prompts and take-anywhere games will send the doubt demons running & super-charge your creative rocket. Inside you’ll find: Mind Stretchers Genius Generators Process Venerators Routine Shakers And other expansive, ways to help you ignite inspiration and make like a genius. An activity journal & great idea journal for your inner artist and/or kid! Softcover, 7.25 x 9 inches, 112 pages
£11.48
Knock Knock Knock Knock Super-Sparkly Crystal Oracle Deck
Stop and smell the rose quartz, babe! This super-sparkly crystal oracle deck—by author / astrologer Nina Kahn—lets you tap the esoteric energies of crystals & and add some enchantment to your day! Each card represents one specific crystal, and explains its unique properties and how to apply them to your present situation or question. Using intuition as your guide, draw a card a day (or hour, or whatever) to get the magical, grounding crystal wisdom meant for you! Daily crystal inspiration from 50 dazzling stones—from amethyst to tiger’s eye! Pick 1 card, or pull a spread à la tarot cards 3.25 x 4.5 inches 50 cards + 48-page booklet!
£16.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock XOXO Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Express your truth and bring the love with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and fun as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Cute sticky notes = super Valentine's Day gifts for kids! Make your office memos sweeter with funny office supplies 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crush Some Goals Square Mousepad
A mousepad! A sticky pad! A goal-crusher's best friend! Write all the lists and accomplish all the things with this super-functional (and super-fun) list pad. Dream, plan, rate your progress. Tear sheets out and stick 'em in your planner. Set goals and crush 'em. Or have fun trying. ISO funny present ideas? Check out this super-hot mouse notepad! Because cool office desk accessories = great gifts for teens who wanna crush it 8.5 x 8.5 inches; 60 sheets
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Classic Pad (Pastel Version)
Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this pretty, pastel-colored, perfectly jaded pad in hand, you'll really show your crap who's boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here. File under: novelty desk accessories for people with crap to do Because funny office notepads make great gifts for office coworkers 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet
Our To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, list-making, and tidy packages—all in one slick little folio. Armed with a sticky pad for every type of to-do, you’ll tackle organisation the sane way: one task at a time.
£8.84
Knock Knock Knock Knock Its OK to Fail Journal
£10.79
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap / Oh Crap Metallic Sticky Flags
Tag and flag important papers, books, bullet journals, planners and whatever else you fancy with these snazzy Knock Knock sticky tabs. Now go forth and make that cr*p shine like the true organizational wonder you are. Knock Knock sticky notes with a metallic tabby twist! Razzle, dazzle, get cr*p done 6 sets of sticky flag
£5.68
Hachette Children's Group Knock Knock Alien
Pages of alien counting chaos will have youngsters laughing ... and learning! The follow-up to the hilarious Knock Knock Dinosaur and Knock Knock Pirate - from award-winning author Caryl Hart, creator of How To Grow A Dinosaur, and bestselling illustrator Nick East.When some aliens blast her house off into space, it's up to this little girl to navigate among the stars. They need to find their home planet, but first they must avoid that black hole - eek! - and watch out for that space station! All without waking Gran . . .A hilarious way of introducing counting to young readers. And enjoy the other books in the series for more counting chaos - Knock Knock Pirate and Knock Knock Dinosaur!Caryl Hart has won the Stockport Children's Book Award, the Oldham Brilliant Books Award, the Rotherham Children's Book Award, and has been shortlisted for the Red House Children's Book Award.Follow Caryl at carylhart.com and @carylhart1 Find Nick at nickeastillustration.com
£8.90
Knock Knock Knock Knock I Love This Sticky Note (Pastel)
Use these colorful sticky notes to say “I love this,” write love notes, or simply jot your to-do list notes! Knock Knock sticky pads are down for whatever. File under: cute sticky notes, fun notes for friends and sweethearts A treat for your favorite teacher, too! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.16
Knock Knock Knock Knock Passive Aggressive Nifty Note (Pastel Version)
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive paper tantrum notepad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and coworkers! Make communication sweet and sour with Knock Knock notepads! Great way to say “WTF, you suck at parking” and whatnot 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Make a Plan Large Hardcover Planner
Take care of business while you take care of yourself! This undated weekly to-do planner helps you set goals, get things done, and feel better—for a whole year. Inside its got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + goal-setting prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, ALL THE FEEL-GOOD FEELS. Bam! This Knock Knock planner makes planning a breeze Looking for awesome office desk accessories? We got you! 5.75 x 8 inches; hardcover; 160 pages; 2 ribbon page markers; elastic closure; interior pocket; 200+ stickers
£14.11
Knock Knock Knock Knock Best Year Ever Large Hardcover Planner
Identify, prioritize, and crush some #goals to make this your best year yet! This undated planner will help you get things done, kick ass, and feel your best-est for a whole year. Inside it's got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + pump-up-the-jam prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, the best vibes ever. Woohoo! This awesome yearly planner wants you to live your best life ever All the best planners on the planet use this planner! 5.75 x 8 inch hardcover planner; 160 pages; 2 ribbon page markers; elastic closure; interior pocket; 200+ stickers
£14.11
Knock Knock Knock Knock Affirmators Mantras Midnight Affirmation Cards Deck
This deck of positive affirmation cards is at the ready for those sleepless midnights when your racing mind could use a comforting lullaby (or two . . . or three). Hooray! Pick a card at random and let its wisdom envelop you in coziness as you count your sheep (or cows, or whatever you're into). Read it oh-so-softly to yourself, absorb its soothing, inspirational message, then silently repeat your favorite tidbit until you drift into dreamland. Like daily affirmationsfor insomniacs! Great mindful gift for womenand anyone trying to get to sleep! 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Vikki Chu Daytime version also available. Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock Stuff To Do Big Sticky Notepads
Write down all the stuff you want to get done with these brilliant, extra-large sticky noteswith 50 sheets to place on your wall, mirror . . . wherever you'll see 'em! Includes room to customize and prioritizeand extra space for doodles.
£8.84
Knock Knock Knock Knock Pretty Please Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this to do list notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot delegating and on-the-go list-making. A cute memo pad that makes to-do lists 110% more fun Funny notes in a list-friendly pocket notebook = yes, pretty please! 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheet
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Make a Decision Pad (Pastel Version)
The agony and sleeplessness wasted on resolving dilemmas of import are time and energy you'll never get back. Fortunately, there's now a tool to alleviate these woes. Walk through the steps of "Make a Decision" and you'll never equivocate again. It's a memo pad! It's a desk notepad! It's a tool to help you live your best decision maker life! File under: writing pads that reduce your chances of regret by more than 83.4 percent 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets
£7.80
Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Undated Planner & Weekly Agenda Notebook
Figure out WTF you want (and need) to do! This planner without dates will help you set goals, take care of yourself, and get crap done—for a whole WTFin' year. Inside its got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + goal-setting prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, like 500 WTFs. Bam! This weekly to-do planner makes to-do planning super doable Looking for awesome funny office supplies? Here 'tis—no joke! 5.75 x 8 inches; hardcover; 160 pages; 2 ribbon page markers; elastic closure; interior pocket; 200+ stickers
£13.58
Knock Knock Knock Knock Fake News Great Big Sticky Notes
A small sticky pad is great for a brief missive, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. Works for notes both accurate and entirely fictional. Fun office supplies are more useful than any news story your great uncle has ever shared on social media! 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Just Sayin’ Sticky Note (Pastel Edition)
Express your truth and bring the funny with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Home office supplies don't have to boring—just sayin'! These cute sticky notes make awesome birthday gifts for friends 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Perforated Pad: To Do/To Buy
You can't be two places at once, but this magic pad can. At first glance, it's an ordinary shopping list and to do list. But wait! Look closer and tear—then divide and conquer. For go-getters and couch potatoes Get it done, two times over 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mental Note Sticky Notes (Pastel Edition)
Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to snazz up even the smallest notes, lists, or jots. A Knock Knock sticky note classic with a smart pastel look, it's a perfect companion to all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. Funny stocking stuffers and gifts for guys! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today’s List Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go ass-kicking. Knock Knock notepads: making it happen since 2002 Because office desk accessories can be fun—and functional 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Best Week Ever Pad (Pastel Version)
What’s that dazzling glow ahead on the horizon? It’s your upcoming week! This exuberantly optimistic pad will cheer you on as you crush your goals, slay your to-do’s, and savor your unbelievable awesomeness—every day of the week, for a whole year! 11 out of 10 people agree: this is the best weekly planner pad ever created—like, ever! Knock Knock pads = to-do lists that put the fun in functional 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mystery True Crime Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as mystery maven & crime connoisseur! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Compliments Hugs High Fives Oracle Tub
This little tub o' compliment magic thinks you're amazingnot to mention smokin' hot! It's stuffed full of fun, electrifying messages to boost your mood & put some pep in your step. (Kinda like little tiny oracle cards! But cuter!) Draw one whenever you want a heck yeah from the Universeand an LOL! Repeat daily, weekly, hourly, or minute-ly as needed. Oracle deck + cute lil tub = happy-making, self-esteem boosting cuteness! File under: best thinking of you motivational gifts ever! Sturdy box [4 x 2.75 inches] + 75 diecut flame-shaped messages of encouragement & affirmation!
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock From the Desk Of Sticky Note
Keep It Simple Stickies are just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Because funny sticky notes = awesome novelty work note pads File under: royally awesome post it notes! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Love If You Were Books
This is a magic book—and you’re the wizard! Its whimsical prompts help you imagine your honey through a funny, affectionate kaleidoscope—and create a one-of-a-kind keep-forever gift in the process! This fill in the blank book makes it easy to express your many-splendored love! Now you can tell your partner, “I wrote a book about you!” Hardcover with removable compostable cello sleeve; 4.25 × 5.75 inches; 64 pages
£8.84
