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Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Undated Planner & Weekly Agenda Notebook
Figure out WTF you want (and need) to do! This planner without dates will help you set goals, take care of yourself, and get crap done—for a whole WTFin' year. Inside its got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + goal-setting prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, like 500 WTFs. Bam! This weekly to-do planner makes to-do planning super doable Looking for awesome funny office supplies? Here 'tis—no joke! 5.75 x 8 inches; hardcover; 160 pages; 2 ribbon page markers; elastic closure; interior pocket; 200+ stickers
£13.58
Knock Knock Knock Knock Fake News Great Big Sticky Notes
A small sticky pad is great for a brief missive, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. Works for notes both accurate and entirely fictional. Fun office supplies are more useful than any news story your great uncle has ever shared on social media! 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Just Sayin’ Sticky Note (Pastel Edition)
Express your truth and bring the funny with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Home office supplies don't have to boring—just sayin'! These cute sticky notes make awesome birthday gifts for friends 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Perforated Pad: To Do/To Buy
You can't be two places at once, but this magic pad can. At first glance, it's an ordinary shopping list and to do list. But wait! Look closer and tear—then divide and conquer. For go-getters and couch potatoes Get it done, two times over 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mental Note Sticky Notes (Pastel Edition)
Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to snazz up even the smallest notes, lists, or jots. A Knock Knock sticky note classic with a smart pastel look, it's a perfect companion to all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. Funny stocking stuffers and gifts for guys! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.45
Hachette Children's Group Knock Knock Alien
Pages of alien counting chaos will have youngsters laughing ... and learning! The follow-up to the hilarious Knock Knock Dinosaur and Knock Knock Pirate - from award-winning author Caryl Hart, creator of How To Grow A Dinosaur, and bestselling illustrator Nick East.When some aliens blast her house off into space, it's up to this little girl to navigate among the stars. They need to find their home planet, but first they must avoid that black hole - eek! - and watch out for that space station! All without waking Gran . . .A hilarious way of introducing counting to young readers. And enjoy the other books in the series for more counting chaos - Knock Knock Pirate and Knock Knock Dinosaur!Caryl Hart has won the Stockport Children's Book Award, the Oldham Brilliant Books Award, the Rotherham Children's Book Award, and has been shortlisted for the Red House Children's Book Award.Follow Caryl at carylhart.com and @carylhart1 Find Nick at nickeastillustration.com
£8.90
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today’s List Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists - this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go ass-kicking. Knock Knock notepads: making it happen since 2002 Because office desk accessories can be fun—and functional 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Best Week Ever Pad (Pastel Version)
What’s that dazzling glow ahead on the horizon? It’s your upcoming week! This exuberantly optimistic pad will cheer you on as you crush your goals, slay your to-do’s, and savor your unbelievable awesomeness—every day of the week, for a whole year! 11 out of 10 people agree: this is the best weekly planner pad ever created—like, ever! Knock Knock pads = to-do lists that put the fun in functional 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mystery True Crime Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as mystery maven & crime connoisseur! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Compliments Hugs High Fives Oracle Tub
This little tub o' compliment magic thinks you're amazingnot to mention smokin' hot! It's stuffed full of fun, electrifying messages to boost your mood & put some pep in your step. (Kinda like little tiny oracle cards! But cuter!) Draw one whenever you want a heck yeah from the Universeand an LOL! Repeat daily, weekly, hourly, or minute-ly as needed. Oracle deck + cute lil tub = happy-making, self-esteem boosting cuteness! File under: best thinking of you motivational gifts ever! Sturdy box [4 x 2.75 inches] + 75 diecut flame-shaped messages of encouragement & affirmation!
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock From the Desk Of Sticky Note
Keep It Simple Stickies are just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Because funny sticky notes = awesome novelty work note pads File under: royally awesome post it notes! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Love If You Were Books
This is a magic book—and you’re the wizard! Its whimsical prompts help you imagine your honey through a funny, affectionate kaleidoscope—and create a one-of-a-kind keep-forever gift in the process! This fill in the blank book makes it easy to express your many-splendored love! Now you can tell your partner, “I wrote a book about you!” Hardcover with removable compostable cello sleeve; 4.25 × 5.75 inches; 64 pages
£8.84
Knock Knock Knock Knock Thank You Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Dispense gratitude with this hand-lettered little prize and turn any boring thank you gift into an amusing mini-event. Minding your manners has never been so fun. These cute sticky notes make great study tools for college students Perfect gratitude gifts, teacher appreciation gifts 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crush Your Goals Inner-Truth Deck
Inspired by our bestselling Inner-Truth journals, these shareable, giftable, and postable motivational cards cheer you on with wit, heart, and zero cheese. Keep for yourself or spread the spirit! Contains 40 inspiring quotes from diverse artists, writers, and thinkers. Pin up cards for instant desk décor or share them with friends as a unique gift that'll brighten their day. Cards: 3.75 x 3.74 inches; 2-piece box: 4.20 x 4.20 x 1.25 inches; 40 cards with cardboard easel stand
£9.38
Knock Knock Knock Knock Apology Nifty Note (Pastel Version)
Defuse conflicts and avoid the humbling, awkward act of actually “saying” I’m sorry with this handy paper workaround. Just fill in the blanks, hand it over—and hey presto, problem solved! File under: funny gift for boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / frenemy Modern-day etiquette meets awesome office humor gifts 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Spirituality Flashcards Deck, 40 Cards
Do you think a "third eye" is some kind of alien mutation, and a "spirit guide" is a pep squad leader? Your vocab’s about to get a mystical makeover! With humor and classic educational style, these flashcards will help you learn to talk like a real woo-woo guru. You’ll never sound unenlightened again! Spiritual humor for aspiring souls! File under: funny inspirational gifts for men, spiritual gifts for women, zen gifts! 4 x 6 x .875 inches; 40 cards, plus instruction card
£10.43
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mother`s Little Helper Pad
Mom could use a break, but frankly all she's going to get is another day of doing for others. This useful pad helps Mom plan her day and decide which of her many hats she's going to wear. And most importantly, it offers a space to list all the things she could actually do for herself. (Okay, only one thing. Let's be real.) Mama said there'd be days like these—so get her a checklist notepad! Behold cool gift ideas for mom (that are more useful than a misshapen clay masterpieces)! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Totally 80s Affirmations Card Deck
Do you remember Live Aid, Aqua Net, neon leg warmers, and giant car phones? (Or do you wish you did?) This totally bitchin’ affirmation deck is here to pump you up, dude! It’s your daily dose of acid-wash, big-hair support from the Universe! A deck that combines ’80s nostalgia with the power of affirmations! As far as retro gifts go, this one is straight outta awesome 3.5 x 4.5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Extremely 90s Affirmations Card Deck
Do you remember record stores, beepers, tiny backpacks, and Melrose Place? (Or do you wish you did?) This ironic-yet-inspiring deck is here for you, dawg! It’s your daily dose of coffee-drinking, flannel-wearing support from the Universe! A deck that combines ’90s nostalgia with the power of affirmations! Need a phat retro gift? This deck’s the bomb diggity, yo! 3.5 x 4.5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock This Week Pad (Pastel Edition)
Don't let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you! Knock Knock's classic weekly planner pad –with a super-stylish pastel look–lets you organize your days and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week's tasks–over and over (and over) again! • To-do list notepad sets you up for weekly success! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.26
RedDoor Press The Knock-Knock Man
"Russell Mardell has fashioned a hugely original and totally terrifying folk horror noir from the rich ingredients of the Wiltshire countryside ... a land where both Dennis and Ben Wheatley meet and fear of the supernatural is only matched by the evil that men do." - Cathi Unsworth, author of Weirdo. Who is The Knock-Knock Man? A ghost, a killer, or the figment of a frightened boy's imagination? It is a question that continues to haunt disgraced New Salstone police officer, Ali Davenport, fifteen months after the devastating case that changed the course of her life. Now, after the death of her former colleague, Ernie, Ali has returned home to face a past that won't stay buried. Found in the disused office building where he worked as night security, Ernie's death has been ruled as a suicide. But not everyone is convinced. Wild stories are circulating about a supernatural presence in the building, an entity that might have attacked Ernie that fateful night. With the sale of the building about to go through, Ali is hired by its owner to work Ernie's remaining night shifts and debunk the potentially damaging story. An easy enough job, if you don't believe in ghosts. But then Ali meets Will, a teenage ghost hunter who claims to have evidence on film... Forming an unlikely partnership, Ali and Will soon fall headlong into a mystery that takes them through New Salstone's macabre history and into Ali's own dark past. As the pieces of the puzzle come together, Ali is forced to face the question of The Knock-Knock Man one last time. But what Ali doesn't know is The Knock-Knock Man has already been watching her for a very long time...
£15.68
Pebble Books Silly Knock-Knock Jokes
£22.64
Tor Publishing Group Knock Knock Open Wide
£15.90
Xist Publishing Knock, Knock, Monster Who?
£15.98
Penguin Random House Children's UK Knock Knock Who's There?
A gorilla, a witch, a ghost, then a fierce scaly dragon hungry for his tea. Who will be next? Each time there's a knock at the door, there's a different monster, but each time they're wearing the same tartan slippers. Of course, it's just Dad, playing an hilarious bedtime game!
£8.59
Knock Knock Knock Knock Magical Worlds & Nostalgic Fantasy Books on Tape
Introducing decorative washi tape with a Knock Knock literary twist: each roll has the text of a childhood classic printed right on it! Use this magical stuff to decorate gifts, notebooks, journals, or scrapbooks, and show off your love of literary magic and fantasy. Perfect gift for bookworms and crafty types! A salute to imagination… and adhesive! 3 washi tape rolls, each roll is approx. 0.6 inches wide and 33 feet long
£10.43
BMG Books Knock! Knock! Knock! On Wood: My Life in Soul
Known for the classics “Knock on Wood,” “634-5789,” “Raise Your Hand,” “Big Bird,” and “I’ve Never Found a Girl (To Love Me Like You Do),” among others, Eddie Floyd’s career as a soul legend spans over sixty years. His professional singing career began in Detroit in the 1950s as a founding member of the Falcons, considered “The First Soul Group.” A solo artist and songwriter for Memphis’s famed Stax Records from 1966 until 1975, Floyd has subsequently been the singer for the Blues Brothers Band and for Bill Wyman’s Rhythm Kings, while continuing to perform and record solo. In Knock! Knock! Knock! On Wood, Floyd recounts how a three-year stint in an Alabama reform school shaped his young life; recalls the early years of R&B in Detroit alongside future Motown and Stax legends; discusses the songwriting sessions with Steve Cropper and Booker T. Jones that produced his biggest hits; addresses his complicated life-long relationship with the often-unpredictable Wilson Pickett; shares his memories of friend Otis Redding; reveals his unlikely involvement in the rise of southern rock darlings Lynyrd Skynyrd; and offers an insider perspective on the tragic downfall of Stax Records. With input from Bruce Springsteen, Bill Wyman, Paul Young, William Bell, Steve Cropper, and others, Knock! Knock! Knock! On Wood captures Eddie’s tireless work ethic and warm personality for an engrossing first-hand account of one of the last true soul survivors.
£19.39
Knock Knock Knock Knock Comfort Calm Stress Soothers Oracle Tub
This little tub o' stress-relief magic knows you've got this& it's gonna be OK! It's chock-full of soothing, grounded messages to help cultivate calm & talk back to anxiety. (Kinda like little tiny oracle cards! But cuter!) Draw one whenever you want an ahhh from the Universeand a haha! Repeat daily, weekly, hourly, or minute-ly as needed. Oracle deck + sweet lil tub = ah-dorable mindfulness dispenser! File under: best anxiety-relief items & mental health gifts ever! Sturdy box [4 x 2.75 inches] + 75 diecut feather-shaped messages of self-care & reassurance!
£10.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Parking Citation Nifty Note Pastel Yellow
Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation Nifty Notespiffed up and back by popular demand! This official-ish funny parking ticket charges offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to leaving a pet in their car, and remind them that they're being watchedand judged. A cathartic practical-joke gift they'll actually use! Because saying you suck at parking with funny fake parking tickets is fun 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Bestie If You Were Books
This is a magic book—and you’re the wizard! Its whimsical prompts help you imagine your BFF through a funny, affectionate kaleidoscope—and create a one-of-a-kind keep-forever gift in the process! This bestie book makes it easy to express yourself—tissue not included Pen a fill in the blank book & tell your best friend, “I wrote a book about you!” Hardcover with removable compostable cello sleeve; 4.25 × 5.75 inches; 64 pages
£8.84
Knock Knock Knock Knock Hot List Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go priority setting. A good-lookin' stationery to-do pad that's good for getting it done Because funny notepads are where it's at 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.74
Knock Knock Knock Knock Hand Lettered Sticky Note Thank You
Dispense pleasantries with this hand-lettered gem and turn any boring memorandum into an amusing mini-event. Minding your manners has never been so fun.
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock What Not to Overthink Pad Pastel Version
For some of us, feeling overwhelmed is a way of life. (Hello, fellow overthinkers & neurodivergent / ADD comrades! We salute you!) This to-do notepad is uniquely structured to help our special brains get focused so we can save our overthinking superpowers for the fun stuff . . . like, should we get curly fries or onion rings with that? Both? Maybe both, with ketchup . . . and ranch? A to-do list notepad for brilliant overthinkers! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets Funny notepad for coworkers who overthink everything
£7.80
Knock Knock Knock Knock You Got This (Blue/Pink) Productivity Journal
Productive people get things done by taking things one step at a time. That's what this journal is all about—setting doable goals and breaking them down into baby steps. And having a little fun along the way with your daily bujo! With daily doses of amusement, inspirational-quote stickers, and healthy procrastination games, you'll stay right on-track. This 6-month productivity tracker is less control-freaky than other bullet method and dot-grid notebooks A good-looking blue notebook that's 50-percent goal planner, 50-percent daily organizer, and 100-percent hustle 6 x 8.5-inches; hardcover; 244 pages; 3 sticker sheets; ribbon page marker
£13.06
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Awesome Week Pen to Paper Mousepad
All work and no play makes desktops dull. Our new mousepads perk up your workday even if you’re only doing decaf. My Awesome Week is bound to make an overwhelming schedule a little more manageable Tray holds the writing tool of your choice: pen, pencil, or quill • 60 sheets • Adhesive binding • Die-cut pen holder
£8.84
Knock Knock Knock Knock Pad: All Out Of Pad (with magnet)
Stick this bestselling shopping list notepad on your fridge and check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. 6 x 9-inch, 60 sheet notepad with magnet on back. Who hasn’t wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? A great gift for any head of household Never forget the milk again with the perfect grocery list pad
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Affirmators! Mantras (Morning) Card Deck, 40 Cards
This deck of positive affirmation cards offers a breakfast buffet of morning mantras. Pick a card at random, and let its wisdom percolate as you sip your coffee (or whatever you're into). Read it out loud to set an intention for your day—and repeat as/if/whenever needed! For those of us who weren't born fully enlightened, it's nice to have a cheat sheet. Yay! Love yourself cards are a real thing! Uplifting daily cards for teen girls—and anyone who's ever been any age at all 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Naomi Sloman Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock Affirmators! Mantras (Evening) Card Deck, 40 Cards
This deck of evening mantras is here to help you chill out, release the day, and stop anxious brain babble in its tracks. Pick a card at random and read it out loud to process the daily hubbub in a healthy, non-stressy sort of way. Repeat as/if/whenever needed! Happier dreams not guaranteed, but 86.5% more probable. Nightly affirmation cards to help you sleep rightly + out-of-sightly. Positive affirmation cards make great gifts for teens—and anyone trying to adult! 3.25 x 4 inches; 30 hand-illustrated cards, magnetic closure Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and illustrated by Naomi Sloman Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe! It's . . . Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock All Out Of Pad (Vegetarian)
The Knock Knock All Out Of pad is now available especially for meat-free, veggie-lovin' foodies! Use this vegetarian shopping list to check off items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty next time you get groceries. You'll never be befuddled at the farmer's market, grocery store, or hippie food co-op again. • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back • Never forget the kale again with the perfect vegetarian friendly food list • Over 5 Knock Knock All Out Of pad colors and styles available Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock I`m Lovable Mini Inner Truth Journal
Knock Knock's bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this heartening title provides the perfect place to record your winsome musings wherever you go. Includes over 70 quotes for boosting your hotness quotient Warning: Knock Knock journals may result in making out with yourself Paperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Available in full-size too
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock its All Good Sticky Note Packet
Our It's All Good Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, fun office gifts and tidy packages-all in one slick little folio. Armed with a sticky pad for every awe-inspiring occasion, you'll find it easy to keep it real (organised).Say you're awesome with stickies!If 1 sticky pad is great, 6 sticky pads are 8.5 times as good8.25 x 5.5 inches; 6 sticky pads; 40 sheets each
£8.31
Knock Knock Knock Knock Deal With This Hand Lettered Sticky Note
Fall in love all over again with the wit and functionality of our most enduring Knock Knock classics, reimagined as works of everyday art by noted illustrator Kate Bingaman Burt. With their editorial content (virtually) unchanged, these updated bestsellers are pleasantly familiar—and refreshingly refreshed. Make your wit stick with our collection of sticky notes. Delivering efficient functionality with personality to spare, each sheet is a virtual powerhouse of communication potential. Buy them. Use them. Marvel at them. Just don’t lick them. 100 sheets with repositionable adhesive
£5.45
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today's Mood Nifty Note (Pastel)
This notepad harnesses the power & simplicity of grade-school feelings charts. Because sometimes (most of the time?) grownups need help saying how they feel. Let friends, family, and coworkers know why you’re acting that way—without the hassle and inconvenience of face-to-face communication! Just ’cause work’s boring, doesn’t mean notepads for work have to be boring! File under: small gifts, funny office supplies, coworker gifts & college student must haves! 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
£6.21
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit: Cookbook Edition
We all have favorite cookbooks filled with amazing recipes–and of course we want our friends to enjoy them, too! Now you can keep track of your beloved cookbooks while sharing their culinary magic. Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence that it will return to you safe and sound. • The perfect tool for generous foodies with the best cookbooks ever • On the look for book-lovers gifts? We got you covered! • 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencil
£13.06
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mood Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to list, note, declare ALL THE MOODS. Hey, it's easier—and sticker—than actually saying it out loud! It also happens to look quite pretty. Yay! Funny sticky notes = self-care + self-expression! Because novelty desk accessories make good gifts for office coworkers 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit: Classic Edition
For bibliophiles, there's no greater pleasure than sharing beloved reads—and no crueler pain than not getting 'em back. With the Personal Library Kit, you can share your favorites, fret-free! Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence. Best of all, this classic bestseller now comes in a fancy new package that looks like an actual book! The perfect gift for book lovers and old-school card catalog fans! If you dig library card pockets, date stampers, and cool book accessories, this beauty's for you 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencilÂ
£13.06
Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Am I Doing? Pad
Feeling lost? Bewildered? Unfocused? Whether you’re trying to remember what to get at the market or contemplating a total life change, this pad is at your service. And if you still can’t figure it out, simply tear off the sheet and start fresh tomorrow. Discombobulation is sure to disappear with funny notepads.
£7.26
Knock Knock Knock Knock Get Your Shit Together Pad
The Get Your Shit Together pad is our To Do Pad’s tell-it-likeit-is little sis. 60 sheets
£7.26
