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Finally some conversations starters that won''t make you feel like you''re in a group therapy session. Inside you''ll find 200 unique and entertaining things that are actually interesting to talk aboutyou know, like ''What''s the worst bathroom that you''ve ever been in?'' or ''What childhood toy are you still a little resentful that you never got?'' Includes 200 question cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is). Topics like ''What''s the pettiest reason you''ve ever broken up with someone?'' and ''What''s a secret talent no one in the room knows you have?'' Each card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1 x 4.1 x 2 deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

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Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That''s why we''ve filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you''ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: You''ve Got Mail - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3 wide by 2.8 tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5 square by 3 deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track. • Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.' • Each pad features 100 pages. • All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want. • The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm). • From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm) Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm) Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm) Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm) Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm) Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

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Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use) • Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use) • Each pen measures 6” long and .5” in diameter. • Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

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Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. Features metallic gold and black 'Distill My Heart' artwork. Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. Measures 3.34 in diameter & 3.5 tall. We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

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An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living. • Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time. • Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover. • Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater). • Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

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Our lives are filled with amazing stories–the juicy ones just might better be told when we're dead. That's what this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is for. Use the 250+ prompts inside to spill the beans on all the fun and/or slightly illegal things you've done in your life–and share them with the world. Later. You know, well after the statute of limitations. • Features 286 unique life-story prompts like: ‘Who I plan to haunt (and why)' and ‘I'm not a burglar, but I did once break into a. . .' • Spot-varnished hardcover. • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall (114mm x 216mm). • Includes 200 pages of content. • There's even space for additional confessions in the back–you know, the ones that are too weird for even us to come up with.

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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world. • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency' strikes. • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears. • The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

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We have more in common than you might think. In fact, that's kind of the point of this game. This Venn diagram-based party game by Brass Monkey is all about finding (hopefully) hilarious similarities between two random (and we mean random) things. Just draw the included red and blue discs to create unexpected pairings (like the Month of February and Tom Cruise*) and then compete with friends to try to find the funniest thing that they both have in common. *We recommend: Shorter than average.• Includes 100 red & 100 blue 'topics' to pair together.• Not to mention 520 different pre-written 'answers.' • Psst: You also have the option to come up with your own answers (since you obviously think you're more clever than we are).• The outer box measures 5.8' wide by 3.7' tall by 3.5' deep–that's 147mm by 94mm by 89mm if you're fancy.• Suitable for 3-8+ players. Go crazy.

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Win points for winning arguments. This social game by Brass Monkey includes 200 game cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues. . . like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. There's no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong. Includes 200 things to argue about. . . not like you needed the help, dad. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Is cereal a soup? Pick a side, then pick a fight. Game instructions are provided (because it would be pretty mean not to). Each two-sided card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. Box measures 4.1 square (by 2 deep if you're curious).

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Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way. • Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). • Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). • Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. • Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. • The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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We're already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars. . . at best. • Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique review on the front. • They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for judging things on the road. • Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and/or evaluation). • The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

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This game set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT''S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for casual and serious card players alike. You''re just more likely to lose money to one those two.• Features two uniquely designed decks of playing cards.• Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail.• Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins.• Giftable box measures 9 wide by 4.25 deep (and 2.3 thick btw).• We''re not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

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SOCIAL GAME – Would you rather compete in a three-legged race with JFK, Madonna, or Serena Williams? Well, that probably depends on what you’d have to do with the other two. Consider this ‘Kiss*, Marry, Kill’ for people who are tired of the same old options. HOW TO PLAY - Players draw 3 random ‘celebrity’ cards and 3 equally random ‘activity’ cards–then full-on debate about which would make the ideal pairings. There’s a catch though–you’re not deciding which ones you would pick, but what you think that round’s ‘judge’ would choose. Aka, you win points for knowing just how weird your friends are. PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Of ‘All The People’ to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends would rather sit next to JFK on a 14 hour flight over Madonna? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hila

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It's a little-known trivia fact, but you can actually play games with dominos instead of just lining them up and knocking them over. In fact, this double-six set of acrylic dominos by Brass Monkey includes everything you need* to play 15 different games (while getting uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family). *Smugness not included. Includes 28 double-sided acrylic dominos. In other words, each side features a unique design so that you can play using either numbers or shapes. Psst: look at the pictures. Features an instruction book that explains how to play 15 different games in detail (from Bergen to Matador and everything in between). Don't worry; even though they are double-sided, each face has a randomly different value, so you can't cheat (We're looking at you, grandma). The outer box measures 9 by 4.25 by 2.5 deep. Each domino measures 1 by 2 by .22 deep.

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The more you know: This white porcelain tray, inspired by vintage school cafeteria trays, is small in size...but big in personality. Don't miss the recessed spot for your glass (or enough salsa for approximately two chips). Vintage cafeteria-inspired tray design, crafted in porcelain. Features a recessed area for drinkware (psst...ours fit great btw). Hand-designed 'After School Special' lettering on the surface. Measures 11.5 wide by 8.5 deep. (and 3/4 thick if you're curious) Machine washable...if you're into that.

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FART DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst gastrointestinal experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this fart diary will ensure your gassy stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how gassy. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Fart Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or bo

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JOURNAL - Some of our most treasured memories include foodif not, you're not eating the right stuff. Either way, our food journal has been specifically designed with that in mind. Finally, a spot to memorialize that one place with wood paneling that had those amazing fried picklesand help you find it again. Each section features fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and recommendations for off-the-beaten-path restaurants around the world. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound paper cover and 360 pages, divided into useful categories like: Food Trucks, Holes-in-the-wall, Casual-Fancy, & Places You'd take Your Mom. Includes fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and quirky restaurant recommendations around the world. GIFT IT UP - The Pleased To Eat You Journal by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and useful way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don''t judge!) meals. Since the book also in

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A party game all about identifying songs–from the most wildly incorrect lyrics possible. As it turns out, sweet dreams aren’t actually made of cheese. Sometimes misheard song lyrics actually make more sense than the real ones–and that’s the inspiration for this game. Compete with your friends to identify popular songs from the most entertainingly incorrect lyrics possible. For example: ‘I’ve got two chickens to paralyze.’ Psst, it’s ‘Two Tickets to Paradise’ by Eddie Money. • Includes 300 game cards–each featuring uniquely-incorrect lyrics to a song. • Includes instructions for two distinct ways to play (competitive & casual). • Suitable for 2 to 8 players. • The outer box measures 5” x 2.8” tall x 3” deep (127mm x 71mm x 76mm). • Game cards measure 2.472' x 2.8' (63 mm x 71mm).

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Can’t seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We’re too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that’s why we made this magnetic (and advanced) tic-tac-toe game. Now you can simultaneously play nine games of it at once, but passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that’s metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 74 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6” square by 1.25” deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

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