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Finally some conversations starters that won''t make you feel like you''re in a group therapy session. Inside you''ll find 200 unique and entertaining things that are actually interesting to talk aboutyou know, like ''What''s the worst bathroom that you''ve ever been in?'' or ''What childhood toy are you still a little resentful that you never got?'' Includes 200 question cards and some rules to turn it all into a game (if you want to, that is). Topics like ''What''s the pettiest reason you''ve ever broken up with someone?'' and ''What''s a secret talent no one in the room knows you have?'' Each card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. (38mm x 89mm) Box measures 4.1 x 4.1 x 2 deep (104mm x 104mm x 50.8mm).

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Trivia should be fun - not feel like a homework assignment. That''s why we''ve filled ours with as many completely useless celebrity facts as we could find. . .and even better, you''ll choose questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: You''ve Got Mail - which are questions about celebrities who still use an AOL email account.Suitable for 2 to 8 (or more) players. Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around celebrities. Includes an instruction sheet with 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). Each two-sided card measures 3 wide by 2.8 tall (76mm x 71mm). The box measures 3.5 square by 3 deep (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track. • Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.' • Each pad features 100 pages. • All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want. • The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm). • From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm) Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm) Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm) Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm) Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm) Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

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Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use) • Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use) • Each pen measures 6” long and .5” in diameter. • Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

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Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. Features metallic gold and black 'Distill My Heart' artwork. Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. Measures 3.34 in diameter & 3.5 tall. We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

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An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living. • Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time. • Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover. • Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater). • Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

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Our lives are filled with amazing stories–the juicy ones just might better be told when we're dead. That's what this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is for. Use the 250+ prompts inside to spill the beans on all the fun and/or slightly illegal things you've done in your life–and share them with the world. Later. You know, well after the statute of limitations. • Features 286 unique life-story prompts like: ‘Who I plan to haunt (and why)' and ‘I'm not a burglar, but I did once break into a. . .' • Spot-varnished hardcover. • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall (114mm x 216mm). • Includes 200 pages of content. • There's even space for additional confessions in the back–you know, the ones that are too weird for even us to come up with.

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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world. • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency' strikes. • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears. • The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

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We have more in common than you might think. In fact, that's kind of the point of this game. This Venn diagram-based party game by Brass Monkey is all about finding (hopefully) hilarious similarities between two random (and we mean random) things. Just draw the included red and blue discs to create unexpected pairings (like the Month of February and Tom Cruise*) and then compete with friends to try to find the funniest thing that they both have in common. *We recommend: Shorter than average.• Includes 100 red & 100 blue 'topics' to pair together.• Not to mention 520 different pre-written 'answers.' • Psst: You also have the option to come up with your own answers (since you obviously think you're more clever than we are).• The outer box measures 5.8' wide by 3.7' tall by 3.5' deep–that's 147mm by 94mm by 89mm if you're fancy.• Suitable for 3-8+ players. Go crazy.

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Win points for winning arguments. This social game by Brass Monkey includes 200 game cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues. . . like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. There's no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong. Includes 200 things to argue about. . . not like you needed the help, dad. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Is cereal a soup? Pick a side, then pick a fight. Game instructions are provided (because it would be pretty mean not to). Each two-sided card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. Box measures 4.1 square (by 2 deep if you're curious).

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HORSESHOE GAME – Hate being outdoors? Us too. That’s why we created this smaller version of horseshoes that’s specifically designed to play indoors–making it perfect for a high-class party. HOW TO PLAY - Rules are simple: Throw the horseshoe and try to make it around the peg! While not a drinking game per se, it comes with an extra set of rules that makes it fun for more than just the kids. Comes with a 4 rubber horseshoes and 2 pegs along with an instruction sheet to help explain the ‘rules.’ PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Giddy Up to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends know how to throw a horseshoe and make it land right on the peg? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of horseshoe pegging and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in competition mode as they try to race against each other and score points by tossing as ma

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DAD JOKES - Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one liners on top of it. This set of 100 double sided cards feature a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional wisdom on the back. Get ready for endless laughs and eyerolls! VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. Its a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wan

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Think of this prompted journal as the perfect way to make amends for the countless things that you really didn''t appreciate at the time. . .and maybe still don''t. Pro-tip: Use the 250+ prompts inside to help jog your memory and fill it out for mom before you give it to them. Features 200 unique pages filled with the important things that every mom didwhether we liked it or not. Just check off their ''accomplishments'' and fill in any of your own personal memories. ''Mom, thanks for always reminding me that sitting 0.5 away from the T.V. screen was bad for my eyes'' Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.5 wide by 8.5 tall (114mm x 216mm)

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This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features two separate pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the grey one to keep track of your upcoming week–noting all your appointments, meetings, and other notable accomplishments (like arriving to work less than 15 minutes late). You can save the green one for ranking the importance of those daily ‘time-sensitive' to-dos. That lunch order will outrank the year-end sales report every time. • Includes two individual notepads–each with a specific ‘purpose.' • Each pad features 100 pages. • All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want. • The overall set measures 11.25" x 5" x .3" deep (285mm x 127mm x 8mm). • From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 9" x 5" (228mm x 127mm) Pad 2 - 2.25" x 5" (57mm x 127mm)

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STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roa

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Everyone is creative after they’ve had a few cocktails…just ask Ernest Hemingway. Well, actually, you can’t. Because he’s dead. Sorry if this is how you found out. Anyway, this coloring book by Brass Monkey includes recipes & color-able illustrations for 38 different cocktails. So just make a few and start coloring. It’s a perfect excuse for your questionable color choices. • Includes 38 unique drink recipes (with corresponding images to color while you’re drinking them). • Features a paperback cover with Spot UV varnish (aka: it’s shiny in places...oooh, fancy). • Has 80 one-color pages (you get to add the color... that’s how a coloring book works). • Coloring book measures 8” by 10”. • Psst: it’s made in the USA.

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Think of it as an entertaining way to take inventory of your (or your dad’s) life. As it turns out, becoming a father is the permission slip every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do. Pro-tip: fill it out this prompted journal by Brass Monkey for your own dad before you give it to them. They’ll be so proud of you. • Features 200 unique pages filled with the countless cliches that every dad inevitably does. • Wore black socks with sandals exclusively for an entire beach vacation? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

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Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall. Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall. Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall. Think of it as an entertaining (and heart-warming) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this book is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, these random (and we really mean random) acts of kindness will bring a smile to almost anyone’s face. So do your part and spread a little joy in the world. You don’t even have to give us credit. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random (and we mean random) acts of kindness to act on. • Held the door open for a straight hour at a retirement home? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

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Give your houseplant a bit of attitude with this heavyweight ceramic planter by Brass Monkey, which features white glaze and...well...some care instructions. Includes a drain plug & drip tray (that also functions as a lid) for even the most discerning of plant people.• Vintage apothecary-inspired design, crafted in ceramic.• Features bold one-color I Could Really Use A Drink lettering.• Includes a drain plug & drip tray for those high maintenance plants.• Measures 4.42 in diameter and 3.9 tall.• Use it as a lidded container if your plant dies, and you just give up.

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This poker set by Brass Monkey has everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Well, besides a pair of Ray-Bans and a cool nickname like ‘thunder.’ It’s the perfect size (aka, not a bulky suitcase full of chips) for gifting (and casual playing).  • Includes 100 poker chips (25 blue, 25 red, 50 white) & a dealer marker. • Features an instruction book that explains the game of poker with just the right amount of detail–you’ll learn the game without being bored to tears. • There’s also a beautifully designed deck of cards inside–if we do say so ourselves.  • Suitable for 2+ players. • The outer box measures 6.8” wide by 2.5” tall by 3.4” deep (172mm x 63.5mm x 86mm).

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Can’t seem to find the time to sit down for a board game? Neither can we. We’re too busy opening the fridge 400 times a day–that’s why we at Brass Monkey made this magnetic version of the game. Now you can compete, building words in a crossword-style manner, passively throughout the day–or week–or month. • Features a magnet board that sticks to your fridge, a metal cabinet, or something else that’s metal–you know, things you would put magnets on. • Includes 96 magnetic game pieces. • Not to mention an instruction book that explains the game in detail. • Suitable for 2 players. • The outer box measures 6” square by 1.25” deep (152mm x 152mm x 31.75mm).

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Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Delightfully Useless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find…and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Who's the Boss?' Those are questions about either Tony Danza or the Mafia, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• The outer box measures 3.5' square by 3' deep–that&

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