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Get moving and stay moving with this handy habit trackerwith 50 large sticky notes to place on your wall, mirror, fridge . . . wherever works! This sticky pad includes space and structure to help you plan & record activity and track habits.

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Plan out your meals, snacks & groceries with this helpful weekly planner padwith 50 sticky sheets to place on your fridge, cupboard, microwave (wherever works!). These extra-large sticky notes include space for planning & tracking meals.

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The world needs more random goodness, right? Now you can do your part to spread funny, positive affirmations across the land (or office, or wherever) with practically no effort. You probably know at least a dozen people who deserve this note pad, including you. Go forth and be randomly kind! File under: paper encouragement, volunteer appreciation gifts, lunch box notes! Help people feel good & stress less—randomly! 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets

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Real, funny, efficient, super good at key takeaways … this notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the home-office or office-office—or tuck it in a desk drawer, tote, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot note-taking and on-the-go list-making. Functional & fun office supplies FTW, baby Need funny office gifts? We got you! 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

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Mark your spot or write a quick jot with these little tabbed wonders. Stick on your phone or in your planner, use as dividers, take notes & flag pages in books - or just use 'em as plain-old stickies! To-do notepads for women who have everything under the WTF-ing sun! A perfect mix of home office supplies + cute sticky notes 3.5 (including tab) x 4.75 inches; 75 sheets

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With the hectic pace of our digital age, it's difficult to plan, track, and execute household meals. Keep it simple by harkening back to the bygone era of home-economics: if you schedule the food you eat with a menu planner, you'll always know what's for dinner. Track meals with style and a refreshing minty hue The weekly meal planning pad that doesn't judge your cereal-for-dinner habit 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

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Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go day-making. Knock Knock pads = great gifts for boyfriends / girlfriends / entanglements A funny message pad that turns the office humor up to 11 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets

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Knock Knock's Lines for All Occasions book series as gone paperback! Chock full of jabs and jeers has a fresh, stylish look–and tons of updated takedowns for today's culture of #canceled. Chock-full of barbs targeting everything from intelligence to ego to online dating, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate–or inappropriate–zinger to put assholes in their place. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your never be at a loss for the perfect putdown again. Chapters range from "Character" to "Counter-Attacks" Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock

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Bring back the glory days of childhood games with a rousing round of new-school bingo—on your next roadtrip. Knock Knock's twist on the classic is completely self-contained and portable, with punch-through icons to mark your family's success in bingo (and another peaceful mile of interstate cruising). Hello, awesome family games + road trip activities for kids! Road Trip Bingo = the ultimate road trip essential for old-school fun 6.375 x 8.375 inches; set of 12 unique cards for 12 players or multiple games

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Who hasn't wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a yummy pastel-y lime green, this perennial favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. A magnetic notepad to solve all your all out of list needs—yay! Great gift for any head of household and/or chief meal planner 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

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Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this ego-boosting title provides the perfect place to record your motivational musings wherever you go. Includes over 70 quotes for making it happen A daily journal that doubles as a personal cheerleader Paperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Available in full-size too

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This hilarious follow-up collection of jokes featuring all the subjects of the ever-popular Where Is? series will keep kids laughing right through geography class! There are 300 silly jokes about places like Stonehenge, Easter Island, the Bermuda Triangle, Mount Rushmore, Area 51, and even our Solar System in this all-new collection.

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Knock Knock journals have long provided a much-needed place for unalloyed honesty, but our Inner-Truth Journals are themselves honest—after all, what else do we scribble about than our oh-so-humble opinions? Featuring over 75 quotes from fellow geniuses and curmudgeons The perfect cute notebook for your favorite opinionated loved one—including yourself Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Whether you're planning your weekend or plotting a total life change, this classic Knock Knock pad–with a snazzy pastel look–is here for it! And if you still can't figure out your WTFs, no worries: tomorrow is another day, and another sheet! • Fun office supplies = great gifts for boss types! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this 'things to do' notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go goal-crushing. You want it all and you shall have it all—with help from this pad! Funny gift for BFFS who love cute notepads, writing pads, and memo pads 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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It's a universal, timeless question: “Where the [insert expletive] did my money go?' It's even harder to answer now that we pay for so many things without even touching physical cash. This analog-AF pad will help you keep track of your money, wherever it goes (no judgment or guilt required!). You've got the skills to save the bills! A budget tracker + habit tracker + weekly planner notepad that helps you save up for that fancy new air fryer? Yes, please! Because having an expense tracker gives you skills to pay the bills, baby! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Throw the best baby shower ever and encourage guests to call it like they see it: ironic onesies, organic snacks, and duplicate gifts? Bingo! Knock Knock's twist on the classic party game is completely self-contained and adorable, with punch-through icons to make guests laugh till they (metaphorically) pee their pants! What's better than gender reveal games and baby shower favors? Baby shower LOLs! More fun than baby shower games like guessing what candy bar was smeared into a diaper! 6.375 x 8.375 inches; set of 12 unique cards for 12 players or multiple games

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Is your current religion getting you down? Ready to convert but don’t know where to start? This innovative consumer-seeker’s guide will help identify the best religion for you. By reviewing apples-to-apples breakdowns of ninety-nine world religions, you’ll use proven techniques of comparison shopping to base your decision on things that really matter, like what you’ll wear, whether you can have sex, or where you’ll go when you die. The ultimate religions of the world reference book & humorous guide for seekers and browsers alike Because spiritual books can be funny + fascinating Paperback; 6.5 x 9 inches; 176 pages; full-color throughout; 55 illustrations

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Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this confidence-boosting title provides the perfect place to record all the ways you're currently killin' it. Includes over 70 cheery but not cheesy quotes. You're awesome, so treat yourself to a journal of awesomeness.

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Make plans to TCB & make TLC plans for yourself! This undated weekly to-do planner helps you plan goals, to-do's, and essential me timefor a whole year. Inside it's got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + goal-planning prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, more awesome planning vibes & support than you could ever wish/hope/plan for! Keep tabs on stuff & track plans with this kick-ass yearly planner Your back to school agenda just got way more cute! 5.75 x 8 inch hardcover planner; 160 pages 2 ribbon page markers & elastic closure Interior pocket, 200+ stickers

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When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity. Why be direct? Passive-aggressive funny office supplies get your point across slyly! Because funny notepads are one of the best office gifts for coworkers ever Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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It's awesome to be awesome. And it's even more awesome to be told you're awesome. Issue this declaration of awesomeness to an awesome person to express feelings of amazement or admiration. It'll be awesome. Hello, awesome office gifts for coworkers + employee appreciation gifts + awesome-human gifts! If we say "awesome" one more time, you'll never forget the title of these funny notepads Guaranteed to make someone's day 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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We all have books that have helped us grow as human beings–in our relationships, spirituality, health, or career–and of course we want our friends to read them, too! Now you can keep track of your favorite self-help books while sharing their wisdom. Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence that it will return to you safe and sound. • The perfect tool for self-improvement junkies who love motivational books! • Need gifts for readers? We've got you covered! • 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencil

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Small Knock Knock sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. When your need to get shit done combines with your desire to purchase funny sticky notes Hit the Knock Knock stationery shop for all your writing needs 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

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You totally got this, you totally got this…Wait, do you? Embrace the power of positive thinking and get an ego boost in the pages of our latest Inner-Truth Journal, full of upbeat prompts and motivating (but not mawkish) quotes. Now go get ’em. Funny gifts for anyone trying to make it happen Featuring over 70 uplifting quotes Knock Knock journals: more effective than life coaches! Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Do you think a third eye" is some kind of alien mutation, and a spirit guide" is a pep squad leader? Your vocab's about to get a mystical makeover! With humor and classic educational style, these flashcards will help you learn to talk like a real woo-woo guru. You'll never sound unenlightened again! Spiritual humor for aspiring souls! File under: funny inspirational gifts for men, spiritual gifts for women, zen gifts! 4 x 6 x .875 inches; 40 cards, plus instruction card

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Same shit, different day? Problem solved! Knock Knock's classic planner pad–with a cool-as-shit pastel look–helps you track that shit, tackle that shit, and tame that shit. 'Cause when you get your shit together, you can really get a lot of shit done. • This to-do list pad makes a get-shit-done coworker gift! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Share your fuzzy-wuzzy feelings the easy-peasy way: by checking a box and scribbling a word or two. Complete just one line, or go nuts and do a few. According to the laws of physics (and romantics), the love you share today will—99.9% guaranteed!—all come back to you. Presents for boyfriends that dont involve sports, superheroes, or smoked meats? Yessiree! All you need is love—and unique gifts for women 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Keep it real (and roomy) with these extra big, extra mouthy stickies. They say what's really on your mind, while leaving you plenty of room to jot lists, notes-to-self, and "The dishwasher broke again" FYIs. As far as awesome graduation gifts go, these funny sticky notes are the real deal Sticky notes with lines that are a whole inch bigger than standard stickies, woohoo! 4 x 4 inches; 100 sheets

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Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to remind yourself you are badass who's totally got this, that, and all those other things, too. Hey, it's cheaper—and sticker—than therapy! It also happens to fit in your pocket. So there's that. Great for best friend gifts or boss day gifts to self! Even WFH offices need office humor + funny sticky notes 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets

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Create a treasure trove of fill-in letters for your awesome dad. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes, and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. Looking for presents for dad? Look no further. Gift ideas for men—no ties, golf references, or grilling tools needed! Includes scenarios like “Read Me When I Don't Listen to Your Advice” 7.25 x 4 x 1 inches; 9 cards and envelopes

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Knock-Knock Jokes for Funny Kids is packed full of the most hilarious knock-knock jokes and side-splitting illustrations that funny kids can enjoy and share.Part of the Buster Laugh-a-Lot series, this hilarious book is filled with over 200 seriously silly knock-knock gags. A laugh-out-loud collection that will keep jokers entertained for hours on end. Designed to be easy to read, there are also hilarious illustrations for extra laughs.Knock Knock!Who's there?Etch.Etch who?Bless you!Knock Knock!Who's there?Cash.Cash who?No thanks, I prefer peanuts.Knock Knock!Who's there?Mikey.Mikey who?My key won't fit in the door. Let me in!

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Our bestselling All Out Of pad is now available especially for meat-free, plant-based foodies! Use this vegan shopping list to check off items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty next time you get groceries. You'll never be befuddled at the farmer's market, grocery store, or hippie food co-op again. Never forget the kale again with the perfect vegan grocery list + plant-based weekly meal planner 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back Color your fridge when you collect all Knock Knock All Out Of Pad styles!

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Feminists unite! Resist, reclaim your time, and rage in I Am What A Feminist Looks Like, a journal filled with badass prompts and inspiring (but not banal) quotes. You'll journal until you've brought home the bacon, fried it up, and gobbled it down. Includes over 70 quotes about empowerment and feminism by strong women (and allies!) Knock Knock journals help you crush it daily and live in your own personal power A great gift idea for a budding activist, bold revolutionist, or nasty woman Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Embrace the power of positive-ish thinking and get an ego boost with this spoonful of Inner-Truth sugar that goes down easy but also keeps it real. It's full of upbeat prompts and motivating (but not mushy) quotes. It's also a longtime Knock Knock classic–ready to inspire you with a totally fresh look! Now go get 'em, tiger. Motivational gifts for anyone trying to live their #bestlife (or whatever) Writing journal that features over 75 uplifting quotes Looking for journals for girls? We so totally got you! Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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12 x 9781683492474 Introducing our compact, easy-to-use display-ready box full o’ farts! It's a convenient way to display one of our top selling items. Gas masks not included. A deck of playing cards that also defines 50 types of farts? That’s right. This deck is beautifully designed, meticulously researched, and laugh-out-loud funny—and a totally legit card deck. In other words, it’s the perfect gag gift for men or weird gift for your favorite weirdos. Kinda gives new meaning to the term "royal flush," no? Know when to hold 'em—and when to let 'em rip! Because cards are fun and farts are funny. (Duh.) Includes set of 12 decks and display box Each deck is 2.5 x 3.5 inches; 52 playing cards

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Create a treasure trove of letters for your spouse-to-be. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes, and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. Write sweet love letters for him (or her) to open before the big day! Includes scenarios like “Read Me When We're On Our Honeymoon” 7.25 x 4 x 1 inches; 9 cards and envelopes

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Everybody lies–even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books

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Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now With more than 2 million copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, it's clear that kids (and their adults) are looking for clean, lighthearted humor--and Rob Elliott delivers.

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When you have a memo for someone who's away from their desk/recliner/barstool, this while you were out message pad is just the ticket! With old school charm and new-school wit, it conveys your message and busts them at the same time! Need office gifts for coworkers or funny gifts for roommates? Bam! Because funny notepads make boring office supplies not-boring! Equally effective as an arched eyebrow. 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets

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Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a white gel pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these super-cute sticky notes and zippy white pen. They're oh-so awesome! Snazz up your workspace with these cool desk accessories Channel your inner punk rocker with white gel pen and black paper! 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets, gel pen

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Small sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. • Tackle tasks with military precision • Cool office supplies for the daily grind • 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets

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The fastest way to deeper truths, through crisp conversations about life, death and God. Life as short as it gets. A philosophical page turner that grips readers with its simplicity and surprise. Bite-sized revelations about God, the universe and everything. Scores of snappy conversations provide sound-bites to die for. The profound truths of the wisdom traditions are presented as fireside chats in a playful treatment of life and death. The most extraordinary ideas in the most ordinary form: a conversation. There's a truth waiting to leap off every page. A truth you can choose. It's ready, are you? Listening to the dialogue in will stimulate the most important conversation of your life. So 'Knock, Knock, Who's God?'

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The Knock Knock Does This Crap Ever End? Sticky Variety Packet combines your love of stickies, making lists, writing memos, flagging things, and crap like that! Get ready to organize all of your crap with style and humor. And stickies, obviously. Funny sticky notes = great study tools for college students and whoever else! 4 sticky note shapes to help you get your crap done 4 pads, 140 sheets total; 3.75 x 6.75 inches

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For those inevitable days when you feel like you're just ALL KINDS OF WRONG, we've got exactly the Inner-Truth you need. Featuring more than 75 soothing, self-accepting quotes, this baby is sure to make you high-five yourself, "flaws" and all. This Knock Knock journal thinks you're totally "flawesome"! As far as journals to write in go, this one is pretty darn perfect(ish). Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker 7.5 x 3.25 inches; sold as a single unit containing 15 unique coupons

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