Search results for ""Author Brass Monkey""

DICE ERASER SET – Gone are the days of utilitarian erasers that only exist for one function—now you can correct errors and sneak in a quick round of craps at the same time. This set of 2 erasers will be fully playable–with the added ability to erase any mistakes you make in the process. Other than letting it ride, that is. MULTIFUNCTIONAL - Set includes 2 erasers that are novelty jumbo sized but also fully functional. So, whether you need to correct a math problem or want to place a quick game, these dice erasers have got you covered. Plus, their large size makes them easy to handle and harder to lose! GIFT IT UP - The Dice Eraser Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of novelty to their work or school life. It's a must have for school, work, or just as a playful desk accessory. Made with high quality rubber these erasers are built to last, both through years of schools or years of craps! Brass

Read more less

SOCIAL GAME – It’s the most wonderful time of the year–to argue. I mean, you’re already going to bicker with your relatives, you might as well have fun while doing it. Includes 400 holiday-ish things to argue about and suitable for 2 or more players. HOW TO PLAY - In this holiday-specific version of Debatable, we’ll obviously avoid politics and religion, and instead focus on the important stuff like: Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Which is better: fresh or canned cranberry sauce? Is peanut brittle the best thing on earth, or a tooth removal device disguised as candy? PERFECT PARTY GAME - Bring Holiday Debatable to your next party and watch it be a guaranteed hit! You really think your friends believe getting socks as a Christmas gift is practical and fun? Play the game and find out! It's a game that will give you a night of hilarious debatable topics and unforgettable memories. Get ready to have everyone at the party in stitches

Read more less

The best part of any vacation (besides the break from reality) is the people watching. So, why not make a game (or two) out of it? Inside each book are 2 sets of 12 bingo sheets, pre-filled with all the common (yet ridiculous) things that always seem to happen - so just hand them out & start people watching. . .competitively. Includes 24 pre-filled (& perforated) bingo cards, themed around road trips and family vacations. Psst: it''s played just like traditional bingo. Bonus: create your own personalized game with the blank cards in the back. Each soft-cover book measures 7 by 7 (178mm x 178mm).

Read more less

Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Truly Terrifying Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most random true crime & generally creepy knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Suicide Squad.' Those are questions about Dr. Kevorkian, by the way. • Includes 200 unique trivia cards specifically themed around truly terrifying facts (that you'll probably regret learning). • Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). • Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. • Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. • The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

Read more less

Sure it looks like an orange juice carton, but lift off the top, and you'll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that's bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it's made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.' • Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don't forget the included 3.5" pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use). • Outer package measures 5" by 3.5" by 5.25" tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25" by 3.25" by 4.75". • Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75" square.

Read more less

People love to celebrate their dogs, and for good reason. . .most of the time. I mean, sure, they hate pee on your shoes occasionally. And then there's that whole constantly vomiting thing. Oh, and the endless amounts of hair on absolutely everything you own. What was I saying? Oh, right. This oversized deck of dog 'milestone cards' by Brass Monkey includes 50 praise cards and 50 shame cards, perfect for photographing next to their latest kill–your shoes. • Includes 50 double-sided cards to photograph with your dog–great for annoying other people on social media with. • Each card features a unique ‘praise' on the front and a ‘shame' on the back. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box. • The outer box measures 4.5" wide by 6" tall by 1.7" deep (114mm x 152mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 4" wide x 5.75" tall (101mm x 146mm) with a matte finish.

Read more less

STAMP SET - Just in case your exasperated eye roll wasn’t quite clear enough, this rubber stamp set will let you make your true feelings official in the best way possible–with giant stamps. They’re perfect for meeting agendas, year-end reviews, and that sign that says that the vending machine is out of order…again. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 2 stamps and a large color inkpad (red, of course). The stamps themselves are incredibly easy to use and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Your Seal Of Approval Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of whimsy to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the th

Read more less

Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

Read more less

I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal coffee mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).• Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.• Features the same three-color Part-time Adult artwork on both sides.• Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.• Measures 3.25 in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86 tall.• Machine washable...if you''re into that.

Read more less

Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use) • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use) • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter. • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.

Read more less

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'I Am Your Ruler' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. • Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. • Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. • Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. • The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall–that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. • Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.

Read more less

Go ahead, use a pencil...because we all know you're to bail on your co-worker's open mic night. We've crammed the same great content (well, most of it, anyway) of our standard-sized planner into a 'mini' version. While it won't fit in a pocket (unless you have an old pair of JNCOs laying around), it's the perfect size to tuck into any bag or backpack. Sure, this mini-planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.'. See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. • Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? • Features a cloth-bound cover with embossed, gold foil artwork covering the whole...well, cover. • Comes pre-filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Includes an attached black satin bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. • The book measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick)–that's 152mm by 229mm if you're fancy. • Psst: this is a mini-sized counterpart of our standard size planners.

Read more less

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. • Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. • Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone? • Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). • Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. • The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep–that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

Read more less

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. • Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. • Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone? • Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). • Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. • The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep–that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

Read more less

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is pink). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

Read more less

Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards by Brass Monkey come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table...when you aren't playing the world's largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (that means jokers are included). • Did we mention that these are giant cards? Each one measures 4.5" wide by 7" tall. • Comes in a rigid, coffee-table-worthy box (with a pull-out matchbox style tray). • Includes 54 unique cards (including jokers), featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design aesthetic throughout. • Box measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (and 1.75" deep if you're curious). • It's all about the little (well, big in this case) details. Everything has been oversized, even the sticker seal on the box.

Read more less

You know, in Brazil it's actually considered rude to show up on time. So get off our backs, dad. This vintage-inspired, cloth-bound daily planner by Brass Monkey is technically undated...but that's really selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. • Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? • Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'The Perpetually Late Show' artwork. • Filled with 366 days (336 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 6" wide by 9" tall (and .9" thick, if you're curious) • Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. • The full-sized counterpart of our mini-planner.

Read more less

Traveling is supposed to be fun–but most of the time, the last thing we have time to do is come up with fun and spontaneous things to do on our actual vacation other than google 'things to do in (insert city here)'. Get off the beaten path and use this portable card deck of travel challenges to force yourself out of your comfort zone. Just draw a card at random, and complete the task while on your trip. There's even a spot on the back of each card to 'journal' a few words about the experience. 100 double-sided cards–each featuring a unique challenge on the front and a place to record the experience on the back. Box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm) Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm)

Read more less

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Grammar Police' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall–that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.

Read more less

This matte gold-plated bookmark is perfect for marking your place–and leaving your mark. When it's not keeping your spot in that great American novel you're reading, you can stencil 'Hooked On Phonics' wherever you see fit (except in those library books, you literary badass). Bonus: there's also a 5.5" long ruler etched into the surface, so you'll always know if nearby hedgehogs are tall enough to ride any rodent-based theme park rides. • Made in heavyweight metal, with a matte gold-plated finish. • Features a unique, stencil-able editorial phrase. • Includes a 5.5" ruler to, like, measure stuff with. • The bookmark measures 1.2" wide by 5.675" tall–that's 30mm by 144mm if you're fancy. • Comes beautifully packaged (at least we think so) on a 2.5" by 7.5" peggable stuffer card.

Read more less

Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time. This compact drinking journal by Brass Monkey starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you'll always know that you'll have exactly what you need. Included in this exciting book are recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts…. like “finger socks.” This vintage-inspired hardcover recipe book from Brass Monkey features 400 unique colorful pages filled with drink recipes, trivia, and a running inventory of your bar. Makes the perfect gift for friends, family and even you.

Read more less

5 year journals? Those are for amateurs. This line-a-day journal prompts you to write a sentence a day. . .for the rest of your life–well, for 25 years, at least. What you put in it is up to you, though. What you ate for lunch? Who you literally wanted to strangle? Or, maybe it's time to finally write that novel–start today and it'll be ready for publication in 25 short year. Features 384 pages, each filled with spots to write a 'sentence' about each and every day for the next 25 years. Spot-varnished hardcover Book measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (120mm x 190.5mm)

Read more less

Wow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous). Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You're smart, you'll figure out something. • Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards. • Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat. • Example compliment: I'm glad that you aren't a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already. • Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality. • Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light.

Read more less

This tear-off desk calendar comes with 6 months worth of days (200 pages), cycling through 1 to 31 over and over again–so just mark the month and day of the week and you can use it any time. Even better, each page gives you a new ‘affirmation’ to help you make it through the day. None of that ‘dream big’ type stuff though–these are pep talks for the real world like ‘Don’t be ashamed of who you are, that’s your parent’s job.’ • 200 ‘undated’ pages featuring gold metallic ink • Fun affirmations for each day like, “Better late than never. But, seriously, you need to leave, you’re really late” and “I won’t compare myself to others–it wouldn’t be fair to them.” • Pad measures 5” wide by 7” tall by 1” deep (127mm x 178mm x 25mm)

Read more less

Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is yellow). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

Read more less

This set of twelve black velvet cat illustrations are dripping with nostalgia–and the casual indifference that you would expect from our favorite feline companions. Each moody cat is emblazoned with a phrase that will likely hit a little too close to home to any cat owner–like 'please rub my belly, I want to shred your arm to bits.' Set includes 8 quality brush-tip markers to color to your heart's content. Top features a flocked tip-on that's the same material and size as the enclosed sheets. Box measures 8" by 8" by 1.5" deep (203mm x 203mm x 38mm).

Read more less

MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds a charming aesthetic to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

Read more less

While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone? Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep–that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

Read more less

You could say that this cloth-bound mini daily planner by Brass Monkey is undated...but you'd really be selling it short. It's more like...'un-yeared.' See, we did all of the hard work for you. We've already put in all of the dates, the fixed holidays, and tons of extra stuff like daily random holidays (it was Work Like A Dog Day when we wrote this, ironically), celebrity birthdays, and other bits of trivia. With knowledge like this, you'll be the life of the party that you probably didn't want to go to in the first place. All you have to do is fill in the year, and what day of the week each day is on. Simple. So if you want, you can buy this planner today and still procrastinate actually using it until 2054...live your life. • Inspired by vintage library books. You remember what those are, right? • Features a cloth bound cover with embossed 'Hidden Agenda' artwork. • Filled with 366 days (208 pages) of random holidays, trivia, and humor. • Measures 4.75" wide by 7.5" tall (and .6" thick, if you're curious) • Includes an attached bookmark to help you pick up where you left off. • The smaller counterpart of our full-sized planner.

Read more less