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So, like, it's someone's birthday and stuff. Whatever. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5)- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelopeEm & Friends uses eco-friendly vegetable-based inks. Our cards are FSCcertified, and our envelopes are 100% recycled. In addition, our plastic card sleeves and MOQ inner bags are made from 10% recycled material, and are recyclable.

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There are certain people whose birthdays make me feel downright grateful. Like, damn, I am so happy you exist! This card is for those people. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5)- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelopeEm & Friends uses eco-friendly vegetable-based inks. Our cards are FSCcertified, and our envelopes are 100% recycled. In addition, our plastic card sleeves and MOQ inner bags are made from 10% recycled material, and are recyclable.

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Are you an Aquarius or do you know one?Lisa Congdonbrings her celebratory illustration to the zodiac with this fridge magnet, a slam dunk for birthday gifts from January 20 to February 18 and a sure bet for year-round that''s-my-sign pride.Design also available in the Aquarius Zodiac Card.-With traits like humanitarian, inventive, and independent, Aquarians will love incorporating this magnet into their glorious process! - Magnet measures 3.54 x 2.36

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Are you a Virgo or do you know one?Lisa Congdon brings her celebratory illustration to the zodiac with this fridge magnet, a slam dunk for birthday gifts from August 23 to September 22 and a sure bet for year-round that''s-my-sign pride.Design also available in the Virgo Zodiac Card.-With traits like analytical, loyal, and practical, Virgos will love sticking important stuff on that fridge! - Magnet measures 3.54 x 2.36

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They say good things come to those who hustle. We say: Fuck it. And fuck them for saying that. But in a nice way.- 11oz ceramic mug-Dishwasher and microwave safe- Comes in a sturdy box with a viewing window, for easy gift giving - Design is printed on both sides of the mug

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You''ve got a filthy mouth and an attitude, but damn, your shit is organized.-Dimensions: 8.5 x 6.5- 100% cotton canvas pouch-Cotton lining-Gold zipper with fabric tab-Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

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These Empathy Postcards were designed to make it even easier for you to be there when it really matters: during life’s hardest moments, like major illness or loss.You can send or give one at a time, or send them in a series—once a week, say—to the same person, whether it’s over the duration of a treatment, at any time following a tragedy (not just during the first days or weeks!) or for any particularly difficult few months. - Twenty 5" x 7" postcards with card stock cover - 2 each of 10 different designs (20 total postcards)

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Whatever it is that you carry with you on a daily basis, this pouch will support you. - Dimensions: 8.5 x 6.5- 100% cotton canvas pouch- Cotton lining- Gold zipper with fabric tab- Design is printed on both sides of the pouch

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Attitude over platitude! Sorry, cliched inspirational memes and cutesy embroidered pillows, this magnet means business.- Magnet measures 3.54x 2.36

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Living like a boss isn''t about your bank account, it''s about your attitude. But money is cool too. Someday you''ll have both; until then, you can have this magnet.- Magnet measures 3.54x 2.36

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Let your BFF know all the ways you love ’em with this box of 8 fill-in-the-blank letters, personalized by you to create a one-of-a-kind gift they’ll cherish. Each letter is designed to be opened at a specific time, ensuring your heartfelt message of friendship and support is read at just the right moment. Aw! We’re not crying—um, OK yeah, we totally are. Because who doesn’t need super special, extra thoughtful gifts for women & treasured humans of all kinds? File under: Best Friend Gifts Guaranteed to Make ‘Em Cry—in a Good Way! 8 customizable, fill-in-the-blank letters with special sealing stickers in a super cute keepsake box; 6 inches x 4.25 inches Letters Include: You Want to Know You’re Loved, It’s Your Birthday, You Need a Pep Talk, You Want to Know What Makes You Special You’re Feeling Nostalgic, You Need to Be Reminded You’re Beautiful, You’re Hurting, You Want to Know a Secret

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Are you a Taurus or do you know one?Lisa Congdon brings her celebratory illustration to the zodiac with this fridge magnet, a slam dunk for birthday gifts from April 20 to May 20 and a sure bet for year-round that''s-my-sign pride.Design also available in the Taurus Zodiac Card.-With traits like reliable, patient, and devoted, Taurus folks will feel truly seen by this magnet! - Magnet measures 3.54 x 2.36

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Are you a Capricorn or do you know one?Lisa Congdonbrings her celebratory illustration to the zodiac with this fridge magnet, a slam dunk for birthday gifts from December 22 to January 19 and a sure bet for year-round that''s-my-sign pride.Design also available in the Capricorn Zodiac Card.-With traits like disciplined, patient, and ambitious, Capricorns will find inspiration in this magnet as they soar! - Magnet measures 3.54 x 2.36

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This little book is a secret weapon of love. Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift that your dad will love. Even if he's not generally big on "feelings." How easy and perfect is that? - Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal measures 4.1" x 5.4"- Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts- Acetate book jacket

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This message of loving comfort is from our debut collection of cards and journals by Elizabeth Gilbert, bestselling author of Big Magic and Eat Pray Love. Share it with anyone who needs a little reminder that it's going to be OK (including yourself). A similar design is also available as a journal. -Elizabeth Gilbert brings her genius to Em & Friends with a line of inspiring cards and journals! -Foil stamping, colored envelope, blank inside -Six (6) identical A2 size (4.25 x 5.5-inches) greeting cards

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All the boat's crew are afraid of Grislygrin, the fearsome pirate. When they hear the knock, knock, knock of his wooden leg they run to hide. But, what would happen if one day someone changed the wooden leg for a rubber duck? Hilarious consequences await the once terrified crew in this beautifully illustrated book!

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Meet Ghost and his spooky friends in this split-page picture book with mirror ending!Knock, knock! Knock on the door and open it to reveal who has been booed!This not-so-spooky picture book is the perfect introduction to Halloween for little ones, with friendly characters, surprises under every door and a delightful mirror ending.

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With over 500 jokes Really Rotten Jokes will entertain with these puns, one liners, shaggy dog stories and knock knock! jokes. Ideal for children and families.

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With over 500 jokes in this book, the puns, one-liners, knock knock jokes and funny punch lines will entertain all the family.

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I was in my Granny’s kitchen eating extra-special cake, when the walls began to tremble and the roof began to SHAKE. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Ring! Ring! Ring! Oh MY – a dino's at the door. And now it's taken Granny … SOMEONE STOP THAT DINOSAUR! Chase down the GRAN-NAPPING brontosaurus in this rollicking, rhyming, ROAR-some romp. Can you catch the naughty dinosaur and get back to Granny's house before Mum comes home at six o'clock? From Alex English and Ben Cort, the bestselling illustrator of Alien Loves Underpants, comes an irresistibly rib-tickling book that kids will want to read again and again … and AGAIN!

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I was in my Granny’s kitchen eating extra-special cake, when the walls began to tremble and the roof began to SHAKE. KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! Ring! Ring! Ring! Oh MY – a dino's at the door. And now it's taken Granny … SOMEONE STOP THAT DINOSAUR! Chase down the GRAN-NAPPING brontosaurus in this rollicking, rhyming, ROAR-some romp. Can you catch the naughty dinosaur and get back to Granny's house before Mum comes home at six o'clock? From Alex English and Ben Cort, the bestselling illustrator of Alien Loves Underpants, comes an irresistibly rib-tickling book that kids will want to read again and again … and AGAIN!

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What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations? Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book! This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide! Knock, knock Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid. How should I know? I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them. Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

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All the boat’s crew are afraid of Desalmau, the fearsome pirate. When they hear the knock, knock, knock of his wooden leg they run to hide. But, what would happen if one day someone changed the wooden leg for a rubber duck? Hilarious consequences await the once terrified crew in this beautifully illustrated book! Desalmau era el capitán pirata más temible de todos los mares del Norte, del Sur, del Este y del Oeste. Daba tanto miedo que no se afeitaba para no tener que mirarse en el espejo, porque se daría miedo a sí mismo. ¿Conseguirá su tripulación dejar de tenerle tanto miedo? ¿Tendrá que ver con el toc, toc, toc de su pata de palo al pasear por la cubierta del barco?

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More than 100,000 copies sold! Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read!

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@KidsWriteJokes brings you over 150 crazy, entertaining and hilarious jokes written by kids! Answering questions you've always wanted to know, like...Q. Why does mums get so angry A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book The best knock knock jokes... knock knock toilet to the rescue The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need...it was a dark and creepy night there was a black and white figure in the forest it was a cow.And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear...Q. What do you call a freak horse?A. JessicaUtterly original and completely hilarious - Kids Write Jokes is charming, silly and fun, and the perfect book for anyone with a sense of humour!

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What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, add dozens of hilarious illustrations, and then multiply by two? Sandy Silverthorne's biggest joke book! This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide! I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid. What do you expect? Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

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It’s the mother of all kids’ joke books—an all-encompassing, gut-busting, and bestselling collection of more than 1,700 jokes, tongue-twisters, riddles, and puns for all occasions. Here are 61 elephant jokes, including: What did the elephant say when he walked into the post office? / Ouch! Dozens of knock-knock jokes, like: Knock-knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked. That’s why I knocked! Plus teacher jokes and creature jokes, doctor jokes and robber jokes, food jokes, gross jokes, why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road jokes, and name-game jokes: What do you call a man in a tiger’s cage? / Claude. And for all aspiring comedians, there are joke-telling pointers and tips, funny facts, and spotlights on comic TV shows, books, and actors, from Steve Carell to Tina Fey to SpongeBob Squarepants. It’s the ultimate gift for the incurable jokester.

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Bang, bang! Knock, knock! Tap, tap! 19 Fun activities! Lots of Moveable parts! Budding builders learn through play how to measure, cut, hammer and more! Paper engineering that has been adapted to develop fine motor skills emphasises realistic movements, allowing for safe and playful imitation of the real activity. Keeping little hands and minds busy, this first toolkit for the smallest builder is sure to please!

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The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.

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A new title in the ‘Buster Laugh-a-Lot’ series, this roarsome collection has hundreds of dinosaur-themed jokes for funny kids to enjoy and share.What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? A tri-tri-triceratops. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl using the toilet? Because the ‘p’ is silent.What do you call a palaeontologist who lies around all day?Lazy bones.Filled with over 250 dino-mite jokes that will have kids roaring with laughter, from prehistoric LOLs and witty one liners to knock-knock-asaurs and hilarious poop puns. Designed to be easy to read with wonderfully silly illustrations for extra fun, this laugh-out-loud collection will keep jokers entertained for hours.Also available in the 'Buster Laugh-a-lot' series:9781780556260 Jokes for Funny Kids: 6 Year Olds9781780556246 Jokes for Funny Kids: 7 Year Olds 9781780556253 Jokes for Funny Kids: 8 Year Olds9781780557168 The Jumbo Joke Book for Funny Kids9781780557083 The Christmas Joke Book for Funny Kids9781780557847 Animal Jokes for Funny Kids9781780557854 Knock Knock Jokes for Funny Kids9781780559087 Silly Jokes for Funny Kids

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Now everyone's favorite joke books from Rob Elliott can be found in one economical volume! Combining his bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Zoolarious Animal Jokes for Kids, and Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids, Elliott will have kids of all ages laughing with the gut-bustingest, knee-slappingest, guffaw-inducingest, funniest collection of clean jokes you can find. Great on car rides, at the dinner table, on the playground, and anywhere in between, this collection of hilarity will make you and those around you smile every day.

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Laugh yourself silly with Roald Dahl's Marvellous Joke Book, filled with over 400 hilarious jokes, limericks and riddles, illustrated by Quentin Blake.Which famous writer goes best with a hot dog? Roll Dahl of course!Based on Roald Dahl's most famous characters, you'll be chortling away with Matilda, Charlie, George, The BFG, James and many more!This side-splitting book includes Dahl's own 'knock-knock' jokes, keeping all practising jokesters amused for hours!Give the gift of laughter with this joke book for kids (whether they're 8 or 80!)

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For kids and adults alike, be a jester on the go with this pocket-sized book: Pocket Jokes. Never miss a punchline with a whole book of jokes to choose from. Whether you're a knock-knock joke enthusiast or a dad-joke aficionado, there's a joke for comedians of all ages. Gift the up-and-coming comedian and punster in your life with on-the-go jokes. Take a world of comedy with you wherever you go with this travel-sized book!

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Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from the Big Book of Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this book combines two joke books into one big zany collection of one-liners, knock-knock jokes, riddles, puns, and funny lists, representing some of the world's best clean humor. Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters, this book promises hours of good, clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids on lazy Sunday afternoons, long car rides, and any time you need a laugh!

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Over 2 million sold! USA TODAY bestseller! Wall Street Journal bestseller! What happens to race car drivers when they eat too much? They get indy-gestion. Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids provides children ages 7-10 many hours of fun and laughter. Young readers will have a blast sharing this collection of hundreds of one-liners, knock knock jokes, tongue twisters, and more with their friends and family! This mega-bestselling book will have children rolling on the floor with laughter and is sure to be a great gift idea for any child.

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Try not to laugh at this uproarious collection of all-new jokes from the author of the #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series. Perfect for car rides, rainy days, or anytime you just want to crack up. Q: What kid of tears do cowboys cry?A: Frontiers. Filled with puns, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious one-liners, this collection of sidesplitting gags is sure to get the whole family laughing. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The grandchildren.It's one of the few phrases guaranteed to fill you with both delight and dread - the grandchildren are coming! Of course you love to see them, but what do you do with them for the next few hours - or even days?Thankfully, this book is here to guide you through. Choose from a whole host of delights:- Games old and new- Magic tricks that even you won't be able to mess up- Jokes that will make you the first sit-down stand-up comedianThe hours will fly by and, with any luck, you'll have just as much fun as they do!

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What is a golfer's favorite drink? Tee. What happens when a pony sings? He gets a little hoarse. What happens when snowmen get nervous? They get cold feet. How do you find out how much fruit is on each tree in the beginning of Creation? You Adam up. Written by a kid for kids, You're Joking Me is a hilarious collection of more than 400 puns, riddles, one-liners, and knock-knock jokes that are sure to have kids (and their adults) laughing up a storm. The perfect gift for the kid in your life, You're Joking Me guarantees hours of good, clean fun!

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The moon cast long shadows that crept through the park,Pumpkins grinned gruesomely lighting the dark,Inside her cottage, a witch cast a spell . . .And let out a gigantic hiccup as well!Now Hazel Broomstick was a witch in a fixBecause magic and hiccups are not a good mix . . .Poor Hazel Broomstick is heading for disaster on the eve of Halloween! Her hiccups are making her spells do some very funny things. Nobody wants a pink, fluffy witch''s cat, or a cute pumpkin! Luckily her friends are here to help . . . now what do witches find REALLY scary? . . . Knock, knock . . . it's a . . . FAIRY!

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A thoughtful and playful story of empathy and kindness now in a standard paperback format for middle-grade readers. Anna Liza likes to help cheer up her mother’s psychiatric patients with her 17 top knock-knock jokes and cheerful songs, but when she meets Edward, she hits a brick wall. Edward’s dad is so sad since his mum left; he says his life isn’t going anywhere any more. Anna Liza has a plan to get him on the move again, if only she can manage to evade her mother’s attention long enough … A thoughtful and playful story of empathy and kindness from global bestseller Eoin Colfer, particularly suitable for struggling, reluctant and dyslexic readers aged 7+.

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Laugh yourself silly in this fantastic collection of jokes and riddles!WHAT'S BLACK AND WHITE AND RED ALL OVER?An embarrassed PenguinA sunburnt elephantA newspaper! Did those jokes make you laugh? Make you groan? Maybe a bit of both? There's a lot more where they came from. Collected here by jokesmith Gyles Brandreth are some of the best and worst jokes ever (plus a few riddles to keep you on your toes).From 'Knock, knock' to 'Waiter waiter', with some funny elephants and giraffes thrown in for good measure, there's also a bit of expert joke advice, so you can show others just how funny you can be!'Very funny, and often outright silly' Guardian on Have You Eaten Grandma by Gyles Brandreth

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Twenty-one stories and a novella that will disturb and delight, from the author of Fight Club. The absurdity of both life and death are on full display. In 'Zombies', the best and brightest of a high school become tragically addicted to the latest drug craze: electric shocks from cardiac defibrillators. In 'Knock, Knock', a son hopes to tell one last off-colour joke to his dying father , while in 'Tunnel of Love', a massage therapist runs the curious practice of providing 'relief' to dying clients. And in 'Excursion', Fight Club fans will be thrilled to find a side of Tyler Durden never seen before.Funny, caustic, bizarre, poignant; these stories represent everything readers have come to love and expect from Chuck Palahniuk.

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‘An unimaginably suspenseful thriller, with twist after twist’ Heat ‘A gripping thriller . . . Highly recommended’ C.S. Green Don’t miss R.M. Ward’s latest thriller, THE GIRL WHO VANISHED She should have been safe…But she never came home. Kath has lived on the same London estate for decades. Lately she’s become friendly with the little girl next door, who is often left alone for hours at a time while her mum is at work. They have a system. When Mina gets home from school to the empty flat, she knocks on the wall three times. Knock, knock, knock. I’m home safe and sound. But one day Mina’s knock doesn’t come. Kath raises the alarm and the police begin the search. Kath was the only person looking out for Mina – now she might be the only one who can bring her home. Unputdownable psychological suspense for fans of K.L. Slater, Shalini Boland and Louise Jensen. Readers are GRIPPED by Safe With You ‘I thought I knew what the outcome was going to be I couldn’t have been more wrong. This is an exceptional thriller’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘I could not put it down until I finished the last page!!! Original storyline, lots of intrigue, twists, and turns (I could not guess the ending). I devoured this.‘ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Twisty and unpredictable this book was gripping and let me on the edge of my seat. I couldn't put it down.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A gripping, unputdownable read that I devoured in a single afternoon’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘Totally gripping suspense with lots of twists and turns truly enjoyed totally recommend’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘So many unexpected and explosive twists and stunning cliff hangers kept me glued to these pages. I sped through it unable to put it down’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Accomplished author and illustrator team, Lois Rock and Sophie Allsopp, have come together again to create another beautiful Bible story collection. Twenty parables, widely loved for their insight and wisdom, are retold and illustrated with elegant pictures to make an anthology with a classic feel. Contents: The Sower, A Lamp Under a Bowl, The Mustard Seed, Hidden Treasure, A Perfect Pearl, The Man Who Had Everything, Rich Man Poor Man, The Great Feast, The Two Men at the Temple, The Unforgiving Servant, The Growing Seed, Wheat and Weeds, The Lost Sheep, The Runaway Son, Knock, Knock, Knocking, The Widow and the Judge, The Good Samaritan, The Two Sons, The Two Servants, The Two Builders.

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