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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these animal jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these knock, knock jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these school jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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Why did Father Christmas start sneezing as he went down the chimney? Because he had the floo! How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming? He looks at his calen-deer. Who is never hungry at Christmas? The turkey - he's always stuffed. These and many more hilarious jokes for a very merry Christmas!

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these gross jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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What did the maths teacher order for dessert? Pi. Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get a head. PUPIL: Miss, would you punish me for something I didn't do? TEACHER: Of course not. PUPIL: Good, because I didn't do my homework. Illustrated throughout in black and white by Nigel Baines - who also illustrates the Mitch Symons' trivia books.

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Laugh yourself silly with these ridiculous holiday jokes! Filled with wacky pictures throughout. Where do genies go on summer vacation? To lamp camp Why did the teacher jump into the swimming pool? She wanted to test the water Which cake lives in a French cathedral? The Flapjack of Notre Dame Perfect for making long holiday journeys or airport queues more bearable!

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these sports jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these punny jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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What did the ref say to the chicken who tripped a defender? Fowl Why was the footballer upset on his birthday? He got a red card These and many more howlers to make you laugh even if we lose the Cup!!!

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What lights up a stadium? A match! Which athletes are the warmest? Long jumpers! How do footballers stay cool? They play close to the fans! Kids will fall over laughing at these sporty jokes, perfect for celebrating the Olympics!

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What happens if you see twin witches? You won’t be able to tell which witch is which What did the skeleton say when his brother told a lie? You can’t fool me, I can see right through you These and many more howlers will make you laugh your head off (in most cases not literally).

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What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom! What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore! Why do dinosaur parties always go wrong? Because T. rex everything! Kids will roar with laughter at these dynamite dinosaur jokes!

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