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Quirk Books How to Make Your Baby an Internet Celebrity: Guiding Your Child to Success and Fulfillment
HOW TO MAKE YOUR CAT AN INTERNET CELEBRITY taught cat-owners everywhere the keys to financial freedom. Now, it's time for babies to take the spotlight. From a wobbly first step to an adorably mispronounced refusal to eat bwoccoli, ephemeral moments of childhood joy caught on video are now worth their digital weight in gold-and if you don't cash in RIGHT NOW, you're condemning your child to a downward spiral of obscurity, public schooling, fast-food employment, and expensive psychotherapy.With this handy guide, you'll learn how to spot your baby's potential, document each potentially adorable move, and wring every last advertising dollar out of their viral videos. Plus, you'll get advice for dealing with tantrums (yours or theirs), bad behavior (Baby Star sentenced to time-out), and sticky tax situations (It's for her college fund, I swear!). HOW TO MAKE YOUR BABY AN INTERNET CELEBRITY makes grabbing fame and fortune as easy as taking candy from a babyand because it's your baby, it's perfectly okay to do so.
£11.99
Quirk Books How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity: A Guide to Financial Freedom
For decades, we believed the keys to personal wealth were a college diploma and marketable job skills-but no more. Today, your best hope for financial security is literally right at your feet: it's your cat. The Internet offers an unprecedented opportunity for cats to become superstar personalities and global multimedia brands-but how can a human cash in? How to Make Your Cat an Internet Celebrity has the answers. Readers will learn the secrets of grooming their kitty for success, creating a terrific viral video, and making the most of the famous feline's fifteen minutes. With practical yet tongue-in-cheek advice, this get-rich-quick guide for the modern era celebrates the brightest stars of the Internet and gives you everything you need to follow in their venerable pawprints.
£11.99