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Color to your butt's content with this imaginative and hilariously funcoloring and activity book from Val Brains, author-illustrator of TheCat Butt Coloring and Activity Book.The Ultimate Butt Coloring and Activity Book is a celebration of humanity’s best side—the backside, that is. With 45 hilarious butt-tastic coloring scenes and bonus activities, this all-ages coloring book provides countless hours of good laughs and relaxing creativity. Color in an arrangement of butt-shaped desserts, add some flair to a groovy disco butt, or give the awesome faces of Mt. Buttsmore a brand-new look. You can even color your own butt bookmark and make a hangable booty banner to show off! What are you waiting for? Get coloring and leave your stress behind.  SUCCESSFUL AUTHOR: Val Brains, creator of the hit Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book, 

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Let’s face it: most people irritate us. Hexes for the Modern Age is a tongue-in-cheek approach to giving these folks a taste of their own medicine. While inspired by witches’ curses of the past, this is a gift book of 120 funny spells specific to the smartphone-obsessed, overworked, hipster-drenched reality of the present day. Organized by category—love, work, roommates, traffic, pets, weddings, and so on—each hex is accompanied by an irreverent, Demetri Martin–type line drawing. Spells include: “May you start turning into your parents way earlier than you expected.” “May all the cords to your electronics become entangled in a massive death coil.” “May a full-size parking space that appears to be open actually be taken up by a tiny Vespa scooter.” “May you always have 3 percent phone battery when you have no idea where you’re going and it’s in the middle of nowhere and there’s no one else around.” And many, many more! This little book, with a spell and an illustration on every page, is perfect for anyone who wants some subtle modern-day revenge.

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The Cat Butt Coloring and Activity Book is packed with 45 hilarious cat butt coloring scenes and 20 meme-worthy activities, all featuring quirky felines and their irreverent behinds. Color in lasers shooting out an intergalactic cat butt, or cast your crayons on a chill skater cat who isn't ashamed to present his tush! Decorate a cat butt cake, solve a cat-word puzzle, play a cat butt party game, and discover more surprises! Filled with humor and hours of fun and relaxation, this is a cat butt gag gift kitty lovers of every age can get behind. • Scribble away your stress and unleash your creativity! • Lay-flat binding for easy coloring and thick, quality paper for coloring with colored pencils, watercolor markers, crayons and even gouache paint!⠀ • An expanded edition from the author of the top selling Cat Butts: A Coloring Book • Purr-fect as a funny secret Santa present or a white elephant exchange for your Christmas and holiday celebrations!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

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