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Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin... This hilarious book could save your career and get you the keys to the executive washroom! It is the ultimate guide to going to the toilet at work, and is filled with practical advice for dealing with all sorts of poop-related problems. What to do if: you are 'ill'; a colleague follows you into the bathroom; the flush doesn't work; no paper; no seat; your colleagues arrive; your phone rings; and many more real-life situations that are tough to cope with. All are complemented by useful diagrams.

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Mats & Enzo are the toilet etiquette experts who brought you the bestselling, prize-winning How to Poo at Work. Not content with this outstanding contribution to the development of the human race, they bring you How to Poo Your Way to the Top. This new book develops the themes of the original, and makes sure you maximize your advance knowledge of pooing in the workplace not just to get by, but to enhance and advance your career! With this book you will gain all the knowledge you need to advance through the ranks and stand out from all the others in the cubicle! Filled with essential advice, handy diagrams and fill-in charts, How to Poo Your Way to the Top will help you float to the top of the pile!

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NEW FROM THE BESTSELLING AUTHORS OF HOW TO POO AT WORKFrom the excretion experts who brought you the global phenomenon How to Poo at Work comes Things to Do While You Poo. Specifically written to help those pooing on the job, this book is the ultimate guide to sedentary self-improvement.Expert authors Mats and Enzo share their scientific advice crafted over a lifetime of lavatory investigations to help improve every aspect of your life. From success in your career to a satisfying sex life, from health and fitness to simply earning a bit of extra cash, this book is guaranteed to help you become a better you, eight minutes at a time.Learn how to:• Find the spirituality of your sphincter with meditation• Start a really crap YouTube cooking channel• Become a travel influencer without leaving the stall• Relax with flush-friendly yoga poses• Get a six pack in just 30 days of pooing• Find true loo-ve!With detailed diagrams, expert advice and tried-and-tested testimonials, discover how to squeeze more into your day as you squeeze one out.

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How to Bonk at Work is the only guide to getting your end away at work, and is bursting with useful advice that you'll need if you are to have any chance of 'fishing on the company pier'. It starts with the Golden Rules of Workplace Fornication and follows up with many practical, real-life examples, showing you not only how to do it, but how to enjoy getting the job done while you're on the job!How to Bonk at Work includes advice on selecting your optimum bonk partner, a list of the best places to bonk, an Office Bonkasutra (more than 50 workplace positions), details of how to avoid pre- and post-bonk problems and how to improve your life by becoming a regular workplace bonker. All are complemented by useful diagrams, expert opinions and testimonials.

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From the toilet etiquette experts who brought you the global game-changer How to Poo at Work comes an equally essential guide: How to Fart at Work. Anyone who has ever worked in an office, or indeed any other enclosed space, has at one time or another been confronted with this gut-wrenching problem. Fortunately, Mats & Enzo have spent years studying this fragrant issue, occasionally putting themselves in highly dangerous situations armed only with a single gas mask for protection. With informative illustrations to help elucidate their findings, How to Fart at Work is a practical guide to solving every gaseous situation you might find yourself in. Whether you smelt it or you dealt it, Mats & Enzo's expert advice will allow you to not only smooth your way through any smelly moments, but they will even teach you how to further your career with flatulence!

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