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Get (some) crap done & stay (relatively) sane! This planner without dates will help you set goals, take care of yourself, and kinda sorta keep it togetherfor a whole year. Inside it's got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + helpful prompts and mental de-cluttering tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, reasonably low-key expectations! This cute yearly planner with notes section makes to-do planning like 86% more doable-ish Who needs a life coach / teacher / personal assistant, when you can own one of the best planners out there? 5.75 x 8 inch hardcover planner; 160 pages; 2 ribbon page markers; elastic closure; interior pocket; 200+ stickers

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Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this to do list notepad is a lot like you! Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot checklist-making and on-the-go project-doing. Cute notepads make to-do lists 110-percent more fun Small notepad fits in a pocket, purse, glove box! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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The carrot-and-stick approach works because rewards are an innate inducement to good behavior. With this pad as your prompt, check off items on your list and treat yourself to a nice adult beverage after you've completed all, most, or even just a few of your tasks. All work, no play—you know the rest! What goes well with Knock Knock Classic Pads? Classic cocktails! A to-do list pad that serves your tasks on the rocks 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Ugh, people. Ugh, noise. Ugh, life. Find some respite in our latest Inner-Truth Journal, full of solitude-inspiring prompts and more than seventy soothing quotes. It's not running away from home and going off the grid forever, but it's pretty close. Includes over 70 quotes to help you get away from it all Cheer up the office grouch with funny office gifts that encourage time off from it all Knock Knock journals: more socially acceptable than exile! Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Science has proven that optimism is actually good for your heart, and this amusing writer's journal affirms that it's also good for your brain. With playful prompts and witty quotations, It's Gonna Be Okay is smart yet comforting, much like a pair of horn-rimmed rose-colored glasses. It's also a longtime Knock Knock classic ready to reassure you with a totally fresh look! A mindfulness journal that keeps it real Featuring over 75 quotes of hopeful wit + a gorgeous ombre cover! Relaxation gifts for women? This daily journal = self-soothing magic Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Get giggling with your little one as they tell you their very first jokes! Knock on the door and wait to be asked "Who's There?" before turning the page to discover a different googly-eyed animal with a punchline overleaf. This easy-to-follow format is a lovely introduction to the world of comedy for little jokers, and you're sure to be laughing along with them! On the final page, there's also a dino surprise that's sure to have you ROARing with laughter!

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Celebrate you in all your you-ness with this confidence-boosting Inner-Truth Journal. Filled with playful prompts and candid quotations to help you pat yourself on your back, I'm Kind of Awesome is like your own personal cheerleader—on paper. It's also one of our longtime bestsellers, ready to inspire you with a totally fresh, new look! PS: You're awesome, oh yeah! Featuring over 75 cheery (but not cheesy) quotes Knock Knock journals = self-esteem chargers + best self-care gifts ever Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a metallic gold pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these bold black sticky pads and snazzy gold-ink gel pen. They're oh-so the sh*t! Sticky, stylish, and nsfw! Fancy gold gel pen and black paper badassery 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets

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Create a treasure trove of letters for your favourite mum. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. • Gift ideas for mum that'll make her cry (in a good way) • Includes scenarios like "Read me when you need to know how much I love you" and "Read me when you miss me" • 7.25 x 4 inches; 9 cards and envelopes

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Keep it real (and roomy) with these extra big, extra mouthy stickies. They say what's really on your mind, while leaving you plenty of room to jot lists, notes-to-self, and "Let's move to Hawaii" memos. As far as gifts for men go, it's these funny sticky notes FTW Sticky notes with lines that are a whole inch bigger than standard stickies, woohoo! 4 x 4 inches; 100 sheets

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Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me’s. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this hyper-honest title brings a little attitude to the gratitude journal. Featuring over 70 quotes Even curmudgeons need funny gifts Journal more, complain less Paperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 164 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Available in full-size, too

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Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these knock, knock jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

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**THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER**Set over three explosive days, this is compulsive, heart-pounding storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your seat.He thought she was safe. Then the past came knocking.Seventeen years ago, Inspector Ewert Grens was called to the scene of a brutal crime. A family had been murdered, with only their five-year-old daughter left behind. The girl was placed under witness protection, but while the case went cold, Grens is still haunted by the memory. When he learns that the apartment where the crime took place is now the scene of a mysterious break-in, Grens fears that someone is intent on silencing the only witness. He must race to find her...before they do.'A perfect example of Scandi noir' The Times'Roslund has two strong prose styles - dark and darker - and both are on show in KNOCK KNOCK' New York TimesWhat readers are saying about KNOCK KNOCK'I know what I like and I like this VERY MUCH!!' *****'Spectacular' *****'Absolutely brilliant read' *****'I love this series' *****'Once I started reading it I couldn't stop' *****

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More than 300 silly jokes perfect for back-and-forth play! Curated by the editors at Highlights, this collection is filled with 365 age-appropriate animal knock-knock jokes kids ages 6-9 will love. A great gift for budding comedians, Best Kids’ Knock-Knock Jokes Ever will knock kids’ socks off with laugh-out-loud fun.Knock-knock jokes are wildly popular with kids, and this collection features hundreds of them for sharing with anyone who needs a laugh. Comical black-and-white cartoons and kid-friendly topics like lunch, music, sports and fairy tales add to the appeal. Kids will love amusing themselves—and friends and family—with this hilarious knock-knock collection.Joke books encourage kids to read for fun and provide screen-free entertainment for road trips, rainy days and more—a great option for reluctant readers! Plus, sharing jokes with friends and family isn’t just fun; wordplay found in jokes boosts young readers’ language skills. Telling jokes also helps kids build confidence and social-emotional skills to help them succeed in school.

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These days, mental wellness is all the rage. And while therapy is always a good idea, it's not nearly as convenient (or affordable!) as this do-it-yourself pad. Whether you're feeling bummed out, anxious, or even well-adjusted, it will help guide you toward deeper self-knowledge, and never charge a copay. Funny notepads for friends and family who aren't perfect Funny desk accessories for work from home! 6 x 9 inches; 60 sheets

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It's the classic things-to-do list—with a refreshing twist! Check off tasks and treat yourself to a nice adult beverage after you've completed all, most, or even just a few of 'em. All work, no play—you know the rest. Knock Knock Pads are great coworker gifts, fun office supplies, gift for bosses, and funny desk accessories for work! A to-do list notepad that serves your tasks on the rocks 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets

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Knock Knock! is the best book of knock knock jokes ever!This hilarious, 352-page humor collection features more than 1,000 knock-knock jokes and cartoons covering lots of kid-friendly topics. Kids will love amusing themselves—and friends and family—with this ultimate knock-knock collection.

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Climb aboard the TARDIS for a journey through space, time, and comedy in the official Doctor Who joke book!-What do we want? -TIME TRAVEL! -When do we want it? -THAT'S IRRELEVANT! Packed with a dimensionally transcendent TARDIS-load amount of jokes, gags and riddles, this is the official Doctor Who joke book! Remember: it's funnier on the inside!

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Who doesn’t love a good knock knock joke? From the creative minds at Kid Scoop®, an award-winning and nationally syndicated activity page for children, comes this playful knock knock joke book for kids that’s filled with more than 200 punny jokes and riddles that are sure to be crowd-pleasers. Perfect for sharing belly laughs with friends and family, Super Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids also features vibrant and quirky illustrations for every silly gag. Providing hours of endless entertainment, this book is a must-have for children who love making people laugh!

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Gratitude is magic, but gratitude journals can be kinda cheesy (and feel like work). This not-really-a- journal is un-cheesy and super easy: Just think of one thing you're thankful for each day-or whenever! A whole year of inspo for practicing gratitude This daily gratitude journal is the best thing ever for lazy people, busy people, grumpy people, and happy-ish people! Paperback, 128 pages; 5 X 7 inches; foil stamping, lay-flat binding, ribbon page marker

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Let Dad know he's loved, appreciated–and not just someone who grills a mean kabob and tried to make you learn drums so you could play in his band–with this dazzling booklet of personalizable, feel-good coupons. Simply fill out all 15 vouchers and hand 'em over to be cashed in anytime for props, favors, fun, bonding, and some well-earned high fives. Need the best dad gifts ever? We got you with fill in the blank fun! Because cool presents for dad are hard to come by Glimmering metallic stamping is sure to mesmerize ’em 7.5 x 3.25 inches; sold as a single unit containing 15 unique coupons

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Channel power vibes and keep on keepin' on with this journal that believes in you—even on days when you don't! Its can-do prompts and inspiring (but not insipid) quotes will motivate you to go for it till you've kick butt beyond your wildest dreams. Get it done with motivational writing journals for humans trying to live their #bestlife File under: Self-care notebooks for women that feature over 75 awesome quotes Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker

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Create a treasure trove of letters for your main squeeze. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. • Fill in the Love™ to create sweet love letters for him or her! • Includes scenarios like "Read me when you've had a bad day" and "Read me when you're tempted to flirt" • 7.25 x 4 inches; 9 cards and envelopes

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Extraordinary stories from a lifetime spent conducting interviews. This is the world of the dreaded door-knock from the other side of the door. Trish Palmer has been working as an interviewer and area manager for market research companies for over 20 years, invited into the homes and private lives of an astonishing array of folk from every lifestyle imaginable. Her experiences on the job entail everything from bare bottoms to angry cats, the desperately struggling to the well-off, and everyone in between. There is comedy and sadness, surprises and the downright odd, from witches to boat-builders, dope growers and more. Poignant, hilarious, and always thought-provoking, this is a highly entertaining read.

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Celebrate Halloween with this collection of fang-tastic knock-knock jokes! Join trick-or-treaters as they adventure through a haunted house full of surprises behind every flap. Knock, knock!Who’s there? Coffin!Coffin who? Coffin from all the dust in here!Enter if you dare! Wander through the haunted house with trick-or-treaters and lift the flaps for spooky reveals and funny punchlines. These Halloween Day-themed jokes promise fun for all ages. The flaps work beautifully with the jump scare nature of Halloween.With new artwork from Steve Bjorkman, who has a unique ink art style and eye for visual comedy, this series from Katy Hall and Lisa Eisenberg is great for young comedians today.

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The old-school 'honey-do list' has worn out its welcome. What if you do your own repairs? Or share them with your honey? What if the whole family loves home improvement? This worker-neutral list will assure that no fix goes unattended. Need funny anniversary gifts for husband types? This pad's got you. Knock Knock notepads = cool to-do lists + funny gifts 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back

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Is it Happy Hour yet? Working from home comes with its own unique set of challenges. Deliveries, pets and kids that need attention, accidental video snafus. Why not make a game of it? Bingo! A must-have when it comes to WFH essentials and home office accessories! Let the remote office games begin! If anyone is doing fun office supplies, it's Knock Knock! 6.375 x 8.375 inches; set of 12 unique cards for 12 players or multiple games

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Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift someone you miss will read again and again. Make it as longing, lovey-dovey, or LOL-y as you please!Because everyone likes to hear "what I like about you is ... " Need long-distance relationship gifts for far-flung friends, international lovers, or faraway fam? You're welcome.Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages

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This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your best pal is the bomb. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift a BFF will read again and again. Make it as sly, silly, or sweet as you choose! Cute best friend gifts don't get any better.

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Saying "I love you" is great, but what your honey really craves is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I love you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your adoration in deliciously specific ways. With all-unique prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to the original love book, Knock Knock What I Love about You! A super-meaningful gift book for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, and anniversaries! Make it as funny, sappy, or sexy as you like Because ... Love! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages; clear acetate, removable jacket

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Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards focusing on the working world. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of words of affirmation, this whimsical box will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Morning affirmations to ensure a dream career and perfect work life—no motivational seminar necessary! The power of positive thinking—in your cubicle! 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators deck cards out of the box, and into the universe!

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Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voila: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Our new titles extend the love to Mum, friends, and other loved ones.

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Joe is waiting for his friend Harry, but each time there is a knock at the door he finds an unexpected visitor waiting for him – each with an unusual problem for him to solve. This humorous story was written by nine-year-old Collins Big Cat Writing Competition winner Dominic Butters and has been wonderfully illustrated by Fabio Santomauro. Blue/Band 4 books offer longer, repeated patterns with sequential events and integrated literary and natural language. Text type: A patterned story with a predictable structure Curriculum links: Citizenship This book has been quizzed for Accelerated Reader.

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Saying "love you, friend" is great, but what your BFF really craves is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I’m grateful for you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your appreciation in deliciously specific ways. With all-new prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to Knock Knock's classic bestseller, Why You're My Bestie Fill in the Love® Book! File under: bestie gifts for women or men or pet bearded dragons—we’re not judging! Make it as funny, sappy, or inside joke-y as you like Because … bff gifts & best friend books should be extra-special! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages

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This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your grandma is the greatest. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Grandmother will read again and again. Make it as sweet, serious, or sentimental as you choose! The perfect gift for Grandma, no matter the occasion. N.B. Also good for nanas, grammies and bubbies.

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Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.

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Valentine's Day means cards, candy, and laughter! This knock-knock joke book features classic puns and flaps with surprising reveals.Travel around the school, from art to music to gym, and crack jokes in each room! These Valentine’s Day-themed jokes are perfect for the whole family and the flaps add a fun layer of visual humor.With new artwork from Steve Bjorkman, who has a unique ink art style and eye for visual comedy, this series is great for young comedians today.Knock, knock!Who’s there?Igloo!Igloo who?Igloo my fingers together when I make Valentines!

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This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your grandpops is tops. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Grandpa will read again and again. Make it as nostalgic, loving, or grumpy as you choose!A "Happy Birthday, Grandpa" gift he'll loveAlso good for papas, granddads, and opasThe easiest way to say "love you forever"Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages

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This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of affection about being a twosome. Just complete each line and voil: you have a uniquely personal gift your numero uno will read again and again. Make it as lovey-dovey, sappy, or frisky as you choose! Anniversary gifts for those who've been together for years, months, or just a few days! Fiancé gift ideas that'll turn him to mush Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages

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Saying "Mom, I love you" is great, but what Mom really wants is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I love you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your adoration for the beloved moms in your life in deliciously specific ways. With all-unique prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to the original love book, Knock Knock What I Love about Mom! A super-meaningful gift for moms, stepmoms, honorary moms, and even moms-in-law! Make this mom book as funny, sappy, or sassy as she is! Because ... Mom! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages; clear acetate, removable jacket

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Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series will have you laughing in no time with this hilarious collection of hundreds of never-before-collected knock-knock jokes! Knock. Knock.Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie friend of yours is a friend of mine!With The Big Book of Knock-Knock Jokes, you’ll have the perfect jokes to keep the whole family in stitches, and be on the road to becoming everyone’s favorite comedian.Rob Elliott’s bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series has sold more than 5 million copies!

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This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of sisterly love about a female sib. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift sis will read again and again. Make it as sappy, sassy, or silly as you choose! ¢ Personalized gifts are the way to her heart ¢ Sister gift ideas for big sis, little sis—or middle sis ¢ Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages

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