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Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Am I Doing? Pad
Feeling lost? Bewildered? Unfocused? Whether you’re trying to remember what to get at the market or contemplating a total life change, this pad is at your service. And if you still can’t figure it out, simply tear off the sheet and start fresh tomorrow. Discombobulation is sure to disappear with funny notepads.
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Get Your Shit Together Pad
The Get Your Shit Together pad is our To Do Pad’s tell-it-likeit-is little sis. 60 sheets
£7.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Mom Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose! Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all ages Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock High Five Sticky Notes
Ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with colorful and witty sticky notes Express yourself and then make it stick 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets Ensure your smallest stuff gets noticed with the Keep It Simple Stickies Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Passive Aggressive Nifty Note
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and frenemies.
£6.47
Knock Knock Knock Knock Traumatize Your Children
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Pad
Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here. An ideal gift for anyone with crap to do Includes handy crappiness scale! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit
For a bibliophile, there’s no greater pleasure than sharing beloved books, but no crueller pain than losing them for good—until the Personal Library Kit! Revive old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention with our classic bestseller!
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock In My Planning Era Large Hardcover Planner
Make plans to TCB & make TLC plans for yourself! This undated weekly to-do planner helps you plan goals, to-do's, and essential me timefor a whole year. Inside it's got: 12 undated monthly calendars + 60 undated weekly calendars + goal-planning prompts and self-care tools + over 200 stickers. Not to mention, more awesome planning vibes & support than you could ever wish/hope/plan for! Keep tabs on stuff & track plans with this kick-ass yearly planner Your back to school agenda just got way more cute! 5.75 x 8 inch hardcover planner; 160 pages 2 ribbon page markers & elastic closure Interior pocket, 200+ stickers
£16.63
Knock Knock Knock Knock Romance Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a romance fiction superfan! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock SelfCare Habit Tracker
We all know self-care is vital to our wellness and mental health, but it's hard to actually prioritize it on a daily basis. This habit tracker provides a no-pressure space where you can start building a self-nurturing practicebaby step by baby step. Weekly grids guide you for a whole year, along with encouraging quotes & optional reflection prompts every 4 weeks (and lots of good vibes all year long). Now let's get this self-care party started! 52 easy-to-use weekly grids Daily support for mindfulness & self-loveplus Doubles as a low-maintenance daily journal and gratitude journal Paperback, 128 pages, 6 x 8 inches Foil stamping, lay-flat binding, elastic closure
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock Money Habit Tracker
Ever wonder where the heck your money went? You had some, and then . . . it kinda ghosted you? This habit tracker is here to solve the mystery! Write down what you spend each week so you can see where your money is going. Every 4 weeks you'll get a chance to pat yourself on the back & reflect on what's working. WARNING: This tracker is not here to shame, blame, or make your life more complicated! 52 easy-to-use weekly grids Daily humorplus encouraging quotes & prompts every 4 weeks! Doubles as a financial goals journal and weekly budget planner Paperback, 128 pages, 6 x 8 inches Foil stamping, lay-flat binding, elastic closure
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock High Five Nifty Note Pastel Yellow
What could be more satisfying than congratulating someone with a classic high five? Unfortunately, this tried-and-true greeting is depressingly short-lived. Maximize avowals of approval with our High Five Nifty Noteguaranteed to outlast even the most overzealous verbal praise. Paper high five = less germ-y than an actual high five Bring forth the positive vibes with Knock Knock notepads! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Sleep Routine Pad
In today’s hustle culture, good quality sleep = life goalzzz. This practical bedside classic pad will help you develop (or improve!) your nighttime routine, with a checklist of things to do before bed, areas for reflection and notes for the next day. Clear your mind, dim the lights, and get ready to catch some sweet, sweet Zs.... A notepad that’s also a soothing, self-care sleep assistant? Yes, please! Easier than a journal—cheaper than therapy! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.96
Knock Knock Knock Knock We Need To Talk Nifty Note
Literally everyone loves (and needs) funny work notepads, from teachers to trial lawyers! This one lets you alert others when it’s time to chat, whether you need to hatch plans, make peace, or just vent. Share with friends, roomies, coworkers, and loved ones. Repeat as often as needed! File under: hilarious desk notepads for women, men, coworkers, frenemies! Brighten your desk with this slightly passive aggressive notepad! 4 x 5.25 inches; 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Apology Nifty Note (Pastel Version)
Defuse conflicts and avoid the humbling, awkward act of actually “saying” I’m sorry with this handy paper workaround. Just fill in the blanks, hand it over—and hey presto, problem solved! File under: funny gift for boyfriend / girlfriend / spouse / frenemy Modern-day etiquette meets awesome office humor gifts 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock While You Were Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)
When you have a memo for someone who's away from their desk/recliner/barstool, this while you were out message pad is just the ticket! With old school charm and new-school wit, it conveys your message and busts them at the same time! Need office gifts for coworkers or funny gifts for roommates? Bam! Because funny notepads make boring office supplies not-boring! Equally effective as an arched eyebrow. 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Paper Tantrum Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)
When it comes to meltdowns, babies get all the excuses: "She's hungry." "He's overtired." "She needs a change." Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad, while maintaining your reputation for professionalism and maturity. Why be direct? Passive-aggressive funny office supplies get your point across slyly! Because funny notepads are one of the best office gifts for coworkers ever Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Awesome Citation Nifty Note Pad (Pastel Version)
It's awesome to be awesome. And it's even more awesome to be told you're awesome. Issue this declaration of awesomeness to an awesome person to express feelings of amazement or admiration. It'll be awesome. Hello, awesome office gifts for coworkers + employee appreciation gifts + awesome-human gifts! If we say "awesome" one more time, you'll never forget the title of these funny notepads Guaranteed to make someone's day 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Information Central Paper Mousepad (Blue/Gray)
Put your mousepad to work! With our plentiful paper version, you can jot notes and important thoughts in the most convenient spot—right under your hand. Keep track of your busy, information-rich life, and when you've filled a sheet up with all manner of list-making brilliance, tear it off and start over. Now in a dapper new blue & gray shade! You are information central—shouldn't your notepad mousepad + desk planner reflect that? Because who doesn’t want a to do list notepad that multitasks? 9.5 x 8 inches, 60 sheets
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Attitude of Gratitude Nifty Note Pad
Sometimes, the most supportive thing you can say to another person is simply, “You good?" It's lighthearted yet sincere, never heavy or nosy— just right for reaching out to friends, neighbors, family, coworkers, baristas, delivery people, or...well, anyone! Giving folks a boost just got ridiculously easy Sweet gifts for coworkers, funny teacher gifts! 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Fill in the Love Bestie Vouchers, Booklet of 15 Friend Coupons
It's the classic things-to-do list—with a refreshing twist! Check off tasks and treat yourself to a nice adult beverage after you've completed all, most, or even just a few of 'em. All work, no play—you know the rest. Knock Knock Pads are great coworker gifts, fun office supplies, gift for bosses, and funny desk accessories for work! A to-do list notepad that serves your tasks on the rocks 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Spirituality Flashcards Deck, 40 Cards
Do you think a "third eye" is some kind of alien mutation, and a "spirit guide" is a pep squad leader? Your vocab’s about to get a mystical makeover! With humor and classic educational style, these flashcards will help you learn to talk like a real woo-woo guru. You’ll never sound unenlightened again! Spiritual humor for aspiring souls! File under: funny inspirational gifts for men, spiritual gifts for women, zen gifts! 4 x 6 x .875 inches; 40 cards, plus instruction card
£12.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Road Trip Classic Pad (Pastel Version)
The remedy for pre-road trip chaos and forgotten toiletries is here. An exhaustive checklist of most everything you could possibly need, this organizational tool will help even the most forgetful to hit the road fully equipped. Never again resort to brushing your teeth with your finger. Now go forth and see the world (or at least visit your mother). Never wonder 'What should I buy for a road trip?' again! File under: road trip packing list essentials 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock It's Gonna Be Okay Inner-Truth Journal (Ombre Edition)
Science has proven that optimism is actually good for your heart, and this amusing writer's journal affirms that it's also good for your brain. With playful prompts and witty quotations, It's Gonna Be Okay is smart yet comforting, much like a pair of horn-rimmed rose-colored glasses. It's also a longtime Knock Knock classic ready to reassure you with a totally fresh look! A mindfulness journal that keeps it real Featuring over 75 quotes of hopeful wit + a gorgeous ombre cover! Relaxation gifts for women? This daily journal = self-soothing magic Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
£14.36
Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Am I Doing? Pad (Pastel Edition)
Whether you're planning your weekend or plotting a total life change, this classic Knock Knock pad–with a snazzy pastel look–is here for it! And if you still can't figure out your WTFs, no worries: tomorrow is another day, and another sheet! • Fun office supplies = great gifts for boss types! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock High Five / Awesome Sticky Note Set + Gel Pen
Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a white gel pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these super-cute sticky notes and zippy white pen. They're oh-so awesome! Snazz up your workspace with these cool desk accessories Channel your inner punk rocker with white gel pen and black paper! 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets, gel pen
£8.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock To Do Pad (Pastel Edition)
Making a to-do list is essential for productivity–and delectable for procrastination. We call that a win-win. This classic Knock Knock planner pad–with a super-cool pastel look–all but guarantees that everything will get done! • Knock Knock pads: perfect gifts for list-lovers! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Dad, I Love You Because … Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Saying "Dad, I love you" is great, but what Dad will really love is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I love you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your affection for the beloved dads in your life in wonderfully specific ways. With all-unique prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to the original love book, Knock Knock What I Love about Dad! A super-meaningful gift for dads, stepdads, honorary dads, and even dads-in-law! Make this dad book as funny, schmaltzy, or snarky as he is! Because ... Pops is tops! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages; clear acetate, removable jacket
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit: Self-Help Book Edition
We all have books that have helped us grow as human beings–in our relationships, spirituality, health, or career–and of course we want our friends to read them, too! Now you can keep track of your favorite self-help books while sharing their wisdom. Simply place the self-adhesive pocket inside the cover of a book you can't live without, complete the circulation card, and loan away in confidence that it will return to you safe and sound. • The perfect tool for self-improvement junkies who love motivational books! • Need gifts for readers? We've got you covered! • 6 x 7.5 x 1.25 inches; gifty box; 20 self-adhesive pockets and card catalog checkout cards / bookplates; date stamp and inkpad; pencil
£16.16
Knock Knock Knock Knock Badass Sticky Citation Pad
Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky ! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior–the good, the bad, and the badass. Issue this semi-official-ish citation to your favorite badasses, whether friends, coworkers, loved ones, or family. It'll make their badass day. • As far as gifts for boss go, this baby's the boss-y-est • File under: Kickass Coworker Appreciation Gifts • 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock You Got This Journal
Productive people get things done by taking things one step at a time. That's what this journal is all about—setting doable goals and breaking them down into baby steps. And having a little fun along the way! With daily doses of amusement, inspirational-quote stickers, and healthy procrastination games, you'll stay right on-track. This 6-month productivity tracker is less control-freaky than other planning and dot-grid notebooks A notebook that's 50-percent goal planner, 50-percent daily organizer, and 100-percent all hustle 6 x 8.5 inches; hardcover; 244 pages; 3 sticker sheets; ribbon page marker
£17.06
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mother`s Little Helper Pad
Mom could use a break, but frankly all she's going to get is another day of doing for others. This useful pad helps Mom plan her day and decide which of her many hats she's going to wear. And most importantly, it offers a space to list all the things she could actually do for herself. (Okay, only one thing. Let's be real.) Mama said there'd be days like these—so get her a checklist notepad! Behold cool gift ideas for mom (that are more useful than a misshapen clay masterpieces)! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock I Need Some Serious Me Time Inner Truth Journal
Ugh, people. Ugh, noise. Ugh, life. Find some respite in our latest Inner-Truth Journal, full of solitude-inspiring prompts and more than seventy soothing quotes. It's not running away from home and going off the grid forever, but it's pretty close. Includes over 70 quotes to help you get away from it all Cheer up the office grouch with funny office gifts that encourage time off from it all Knock Knock journals: more socially acceptable than exile! Paperback; 7 x 9.5 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker
£12.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock This Week Pad
Don’t let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you. This purpose-driven pad lets you organise your daily affairs and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week’s tasks as you maximise efficiency over and over—and over—again.
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Vouchers for Lovers
Knock Knock Vouchers are classy, clean, and reject saccharine sentiment in favour of real affection and utility. Offering a range of favours from road trips to foot rubs, our vouchers allow givers to express love in refreshingly nonmaterial ways. Their winning younger sibling, 100 Kisses, delivers instant gratification in an elegant retro package—and feature three ultra special, randomly placed golden tickets to sweeten the deal.
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What to Eat Pad (Pastel Edition)
With today's hectic pace, it can feel absurdly difficult to plan and pull off household meals. Keep it simple with Knock Knock's classic meal-planning pad–in a deliciously fresh pastel design! If you schedule the food you eat with a menu planner, you'll always know what's for dinner. • Magnetic calendar for refrigerators and other metal surfaces! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back
£7.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock Excuses & Lies Lines for All Occasions: Paperback Edition
Everybody lies–even people who aren't the president. If they say they don't, they're lying. The question isn't whether to lie, it's how to lie. Excuses and Lies for All Occasions provides the necessary lines for workplace, friendships, family, your own inner thoughts, unpaid bills, and more. With this pocket-sized prompter, you'll never contemplate the honest route again! At a loss for white elephant gift ideas? Bam! CYA with over 501 fool-proof excuses and lies at the ready High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock books
£8.38
Knock Knock Knock Knock #Goals Tabbed Sticky Notes
Take #notes and hit your #goals with these tabbed wonders. Seriously. You can stick 'em on your phone (#genius!) or use 'em to add extra notes in your planner. They're also perfect for taking notes in books and such. And you can totally use 'em as plain-old #stickynotes! Super cute desk accessories and gifts for coworkers! Fulfill your to-do list dreams! 6 colors, 3 designs (blank, lines, dots); 4 x 6 inches, 72 sheets
£9.16
Knock Knock Knock Knock Totally 80s Affirmations Card Deck
Do you remember Live Aid, Aqua Net, neon leg warmers, and giant car phones? (Or do you wish you did?) This totally bitchin’ affirmation deck is here to pump you up, dude! It’s your daily dose of acid-wash, big-hair support from the Universe! A deck that combines ’80s nostalgia with the power of affirmations! As far as retro gifts go, this one is straight outta awesome 3.5 x 4.5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card
£12.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Extremely 90s Affirmations Card Deck
Do you remember record stores, beepers, tiny backpacks, and Melrose Place? (Or do you wish you did?) This ironic-yet-inspiring deck is here for you, dawg! It’s your daily dose of coffee-drinking, flannel-wearing support from the Universe! A deck that combines ’90s nostalgia with the power of affirmations! Need a phat retro gift? This deck’s the bomb diggity, yo! 3.5 x 4.5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card
£12.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Self-Care Rx Nifty Note
It's time to stop, drop, and TLC yourself, people! We know self-care is vital, but sometimes it's hard to prioritize ourselves without feeling a bit selfish. This pad offers permission—nay, a prescription!—to actually carve out time to nurture ourselves. Think of it as a gentle but official-ish push for friends, loved ones, and yourself. Now let's get this self-caring party started, okay? Knock Knock self-therapy = hella cheaper than actual therapy! On the prowl for self-care gifts? Swipe right on this pad! 4 x 5.25-inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock This Week Pad (Pastel Edition)
Don't let yet another 168 hours of your life get away from you! Knock Knock's classic weekly planner pad –with a super-stylish pastel look–lets you organize your days and monitor the big picture at the same time. You can even get a jump on next week's tasks–over and over (and over) again! • To-do list notepad sets you up for weekly success! • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today's The Day Pad
It's your day, so seize it! Your schedule is filled from dawn 'til dusk with appointments, tasks, and events. Did you remember today's work deadline? Your four o'clock urban beekeeping class? Whatever you have planned, this handy pad will keep you on track and on point. A to-do list pad that breaks down the day for effective time management Carpe diem—or just carpe Knock Knock Classic Pads! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock To Do Sticky Note
No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies. These sticky notes are just as colorful as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts. A to-do list notepad that wants to stick around Wrangle tasks with Knock Knock Sticky Notes 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Love & Relationships Affirmators Deck
Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards focusing on love of all stripes. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive love affirmations, this whimsical box will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Also available for anniversary gifts (or just-because gifts): the original Affirmators! deck, and Affirmators! journal Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators out of the box, and into the universe! 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett
£11.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why I’m Grateful for You Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift someone you're thankful for will read again and again. Make it as appreciative, affirming, or adorable as you please!Take friendship gifts to the next level with this upbeat baby Need stocking stuffer ideas for besties, pals, and acquaintances? You're welcome. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today`s Plan of Attack Great Big Stickies
Small sticky notes are great for brief missives, but sometimes you've got a little (or a lot) more to say. Enter the newest addition to our sticky family. They're kind of a great big deal. • Tackle tasks with military precision • Cool office supplies for the daily grind • 4 x 6 inches, 60 sheets
£6.64
