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Build the bar of your dreams, one drink at a time. This compact drinking journal by Brass Monkey starts with a simple cocktail (with two ingredients), but each consecutive drink adds a new component to your bar...so you'll always know that you'll have exactly what you need. Included in this exciting book are recipes for 100s of cocktails, as well as space to write down your drunken thoughts…. like “finger socks.” This vintage-inspired hardcover recipe book from Brass Monkey features 400 unique colorful pages filled with drink recipes, trivia, and a running inventory of your bar. Makes the perfect gift for friends, family and even you.

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Fall in love with drinking, all over again. This elegant and refined smoke-tinted glass from Brass Monkey is perfect for turning 'drinking on a weeknight' into a distinguished affair. Distinctive ombre smoke-colored glass. Features metallic gold and black 'Distill My Heart' artwork. Holds 12 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking. Measures 3.34 in diameter & 3.5 tall. We'd hand wash these...but it's your life.

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DAD JOKES - Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one liners on top of it. This set of 100 double sided cards feature a dad joke on the front and a place to add a little additional wisdom on the back. Get ready for endless laughs and eyerolls! VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. Its a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wan

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STAMP SET - This rubber stamp kit includes a series of geometric shaped stamps, a two-color stamp pad, and a guide explaining how to build a beautiful retro-inspired font. It’s perfect for marking envelopes, labeling gifts, or writing out that ransom letter that you’ve been putting off. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 24 stamps and a dual color inkpad (red and blue). The stamps come with a guide that explains how to make every letter, conveniently using the pangram 'Pack My Box With Five Dozen Liquor Jugs' and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Alpha Better Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of nostalgia to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roa

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Finally, a couple of pens that you’ll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They’re perfect for showing off your true ‘talents’ to your co-workers. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Critical Thinker (which changes to Critical Drinker when in use) • Pen 2: Problem Solver (which changes to Problem Causer when in use) • Each pen measures 6” long and .5” in diameter. • Writes in black ink (via ballpoint tips).

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Give your houseplant a bit of attitude with this heavyweight ceramic planter by Brass Monkey, which features white glaze and...well...some care instructions. Includes a drain plug & drip tray (that also functions as a lid) for even the most discerning of plant people.• Vintage apothecary-inspired design, crafted in ceramic.• Features bold one-color I Could Really Use A Drink lettering.• Includes a drain plug & drip tray for those high maintenance plants.• Measures 4.42 in diameter and 3.9 tall.• Use it as a lidded container if your plant dies, and you just give up.

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STAMP SET - Just in case your exasperated eye roll wasn’t quite clear enough, this rubber stamp set will let you make your true feelings official in the best way possible–with giant stamps. They’re perfect for meeting agendas, year-end reviews, and that sign that says that the vending machine is out of order…again. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Set includes 2 stamps and a large color inkpad (red, of course). The stamps themselves are incredibly easy to use and comes in a beautiful vintage style box so you can bring it with you anywhere you feel the need to express how you feel. GIFT IT UP - The Your Seal Of Approval Stamp Set by Brass Monkey is perfect for anyone who wants to add a touch of whimsy to their work or personal life. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds an aesthetic charm to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the th

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Whoever said that swearing doesn''t pay off? So do what you love, and save money all at the same time. This swear bank by Brass Monkey features a glass front (with gold foil art) and a slot for coins on the top. It''s even f-ing hangable. Bonus: it comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).• Black wooden design, with a glass front to see all the funds you gave.• Features hand-designed metallic gold Don''t Swear artwork.• Includes a hidden slide-out panel (to get your damn change back).• Measures 6.75 wide by 4.875 tall (and 2 deep if you''re curious).• Hangable on the wall, or displayable on a desk.

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We all need a little reassurance sometimes. Big presentation coming up, but feeling the jitters? Well, just reach into this box of emergency affirmations by Brass Monkey and grab one to help. Trust us, after you read ‘You're going kick today in the nuts' in the mirror a few times, you'll be ready to take on the world. • Includes 100 unique (to say the least) affirmation cards. • They all come in a displayable two-piece box–perfect for keeping on your desk until the next ‘emergency' strikes. • Each card is made of a heavy-weight stock–suitable to withstand at least a few salty tears. • The outer box measures 4" by 5.3" by 1.7" (101mm x 134.6mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" x 5" (89mm x 127mm).

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The perfect compliment to our memo pads, this weekly tear off pad by Brass Monkey is a great way to fool your co-workers into thinking that you're actually organized. Inspired by vintage legal pads, this 100-page pad helps you plan out each week at a glance. Then you can rip it off and throw it away, just like it likely deserves. • Inspired by classic legal pads (with a foil-stamped header). • Features a vintage-inspired design. • Includes 100 perforated pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 11.5" wide by 5" tall.

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Our lives are filled with amazing stories–the juicy ones just might better be told when we're dead. That's what this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is for. Use the 250+ prompts inside to spill the beans on all the fun and/or slightly illegal things you've done in your life–and share them with the world. Later. You know, well after the statute of limitations. • Features 286 unique life-story prompts like: ‘Who I plan to haunt (and why)' and ‘I'm not a burglar, but I did once break into a. . .' • Spot-varnished hardcover. • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall (114mm x 216mm). • Includes 200 pages of content. • There's even space for additional confessions in the back–you know, the ones that are too weird for even us to come up with.

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Win points for winning arguments. This social game by Brass Monkey includes 200 game cards, each featuring opposing views of hot button issues. . . like how to load the dishwasher like an actual human being. Just pick a side, and debate it out. There's no politics, religion, or any of that crap here. There are way more important things to fight about. For example: Those brownie edge pieces are garbage. Go ahead, prove us wrong. Includes 200 things to argue about. . . not like you needed the help, dad. Are hot dogs sandwiches? Is cereal a soup? Pick a side, then pick a fight. Game instructions are provided (because it would be pretty mean not to). Each two-sided card measures 1.5 tall by 3.5 wide. Box measures 4.1 square (by 2 deep if you're curious).

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Everyone is creative after they’ve had a few cocktails…just ask Ernest Hemingway. Well, actually, you can’t. Because he’s dead. Sorry if this is how you found out. Anyway, this coloring book by Brass Monkey includes recipes & color-able illustrations for 38 different cocktails. So just make a few and start coloring. It’s a perfect excuse for your questionable color choices. • Includes 38 unique drink recipes (with corresponding images to color while you’re drinking them). • Features a paperback cover with Spot UV varnish (aka: it’s shiny in places...oooh, fancy). • Has 80 one-color pages (you get to add the color... that’s how a coloring book works). • Coloring book measures 8” by 10”. • Psst: it’s made in the USA.

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An activity book–with a bit of an attitude. Think of it as Highlights for children-at-heart. Hidden-picture puzzles, mazes, coloring pages, connect-the-dots, you name it. . .all designed for adults (with the maturity level of fourth graders). This activity book by Brass Monkey is the perfect way to avoid (and make fun of) all of those pesky ‘adult' responsibilities like paying bills, cleaning the gutters, and actually working for a living. • Includes 200 pages of puzzles, games, and other ways to waste your valuable time. • Features spiral binding with a rigid heavy-weight cover. • Uses uncoated paper, perfect for pens (or pencils if you're a cheater). • Bonus: there's an answer key in the back of the book–because it would be kind of mean not to. • Book measures 6.5" by 7" by .875" (165mm x 178mm x 22mm).

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This poker set by Brass Monkey has everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Well, besides a pair of Ray-Bans and a cool nickname like ‘thunder.’ It’s the perfect size (aka, not a bulky suitcase full of chips) for gifting (and casual playing).  • Includes 100 poker chips (25 blue, 25 red, 50 white) & a dealer marker. • Features an instruction book that explains the game of poker with just the right amount of detail–you’ll learn the game without being bored to tears. • There’s also a beautifully designed deck of cards inside–if we do say so ourselves.  • Suitable for 2+ players. • The outer box measures 6.8” wide by 2.5” tall by 3.4” deep (172mm x 63.5mm x 86mm).

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This game set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT''S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for casual and serious card players alike. You''re just more likely to lose money to one those two.• Features two uniquely designed decks of playing cards.• Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail.• Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins.• Giftable box measures 9 wide by 4.25 deep (and 2.3 thick btw).• We''re not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

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Numbers are boring (sorry, accountants). So this reinterpretation of Sudoku by Brass Monkey uses colored wooden balls instead. Includes 81 balls and a gamebook with hundreds of setups to solve with friends (or by yourself if you''re into that). Bonus: everything stores away into the box (that is also the game board), so it''s perfect for traveling.• Features 81 painted ball pieces that nest into the holes of the included game board.• Perfect for traveling (or playing during mild earthquakes).• Includes a gamebook with hundreds of puzzles to set up and solve...alone or with friends.• Everything (including the game board) packs away into the display-worthy box.• Box measures 7.8 square (by 2.8 deep if you''re curious).

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Finally, a couple of pens that you'll actually care about losing. These vintage-inspired floaty pens by Brass Monkey feature words that move and change as you interact with them. They're perfect for showing your co-workers just how talented you are at putting off even the smallest of tasks. Procrastinator? Ha! Try Mastercrastinator. Watch out world, you're raising a bar...just not THE bar, per se. • Includes two unique vintage-inspired floaty pens. • Pen 1: Procrastinator (which changes to Mastercrastinator when in use) • Pen 2: Professional (which changes to Adequatefessional when in use) • Each pen measures 6" long and .5" in diameter. • Writes in black ink, via ballpoint tips.

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This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features a collection of 11 separate pads–each designed for its own super-important task. They're perfect for keeping track of your to-do list, your current mood, or just how many times you've cried today–it's easy to lose track. • Includes 11 individual notepads–each with a specific 'purpose.' • Each pad features 100 pages. • All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want. • The overall set measures 7" square by .3" deep (178mm x 178mm x 8mm). • From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 3" x 2.6" (76mm x 66mm) Pad 2 - 4" x 2.6" (101mm x 66mm) Pads 3 to 8 - 2.3" x 0.7" (58mm x 18mm) Pad 9 - 2.4" x 2.4" (61mm x 61mm) Pad 10 - 3.9" x 2" (99mm x 51mm) Pad 11 - 3" x 2" (76mm x 51mm)

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We have more in common than you might think. In fact, that's kind of the point of this game. This Venn diagram-based party game by Brass Monkey is all about finding (hopefully) hilarious similarities between two random (and we mean random) things. Just draw the included red and blue discs to create unexpected pairings (like the Month of February and Tom Cruise*) and then compete with friends to try to find the funniest thing that they both have in common. *We recommend: Shorter than average.• Includes 100 red & 100 blue 'topics' to pair together.• Not to mention 520 different pre-written 'answers.' • Psst: You also have the option to come up with your own answers (since you obviously think you're more clever than we are).• The outer box measures 5.8' wide by 3.7' tall by 3.5' deep–that's 147mm by 94mm by 89mm if you're fancy.• Suitable for 3-8+ players. Go crazy.

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A reusable bag, inspired by the vintage plastic bags that it's replacing...that speaks to the cause of eliminating plastic bags. Wow, that's really deep, man. This ripstop nylon bag by Brass Monkey will invoke all the nostalgic feelings (real or imagined) of visiting a video store in the 80s, paired with the added convenience of never actually having to go to a video store again. Durable, ripstop nylon construction. Features two-color 'Eco Maniac' artwork on both sides. Measures (unfolded) 11.25 wide by 18 tall with a 4 gusset. Folds into a pouch for easy storage. It's a bag. You can put stuff in it and carry it around.

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Think of it as an entertaining way to take inventory of your (or your dad’s) life. As it turns out, becoming a father is the permission slip every guy is waiting for. Like some kind of embarrassing magic, they’re instantly emboldened to do the countless weird things that they’ve always wanted to do. Pro-tip: fill it out this prompted journal by Brass Monkey for your own dad before you give it to them. They’ll be so proud of you. • Features 200 unique pages filled with the countless cliches that every dad inevitably does. • Wore black socks with sandals exclusively for an entire beach vacation? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

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Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Delightfully Useless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find…and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: 'Who's the Boss?' Those are questions about either Tony Danza or the Mafia, by the way.• Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least).• Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are).• Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library.• The outer box measures 3.5' square by 3' deep–that&

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Sure it looks like a milk carton, but lift off the top, and you’ll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that’s bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it’s made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.’ • Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don’t forget the included 3.5” pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use). • Outer package measures 5” by 3.5” by 5.25” tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25” by 3.25” by 4.75”. • Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75” square.

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This dice set includes everything you need to get uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family. Seriously, we all know grandma is cheating. Why do we let her get away with it? WHAT''S THE POINT OF EVEN PLAYING THEN!? Ahem, anyway...this game set by Brass Monkey is the perfect gift for beginners and professionals alike. You''re just more likely to lose money to one those two.• Features 26 uniquely designed dice (and a dice cup).• Includes an instruction book, explaining 30 different games in detail.• Useful scorepad and pencil to keep track of (and rub in) your wins.• Giftable box measures 9 wide by 4.25 deep (and 2.3 thick btw).• We''re not responsible for lost wages and/or friends.

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What could be better than hundreds* of detailed vintage ornaments? A non-breakable illustration of them. Harken back to a time when Christmas meant yule logs, chestnuts roasting over an open fire, and hundreds of other traditions that make absolutely no sense anymore. You can put together this 1000 piece puzzle by Brass Monkey while you try to figure what exactly a ''figgy pudding'' is.*Full disclosure: we didn''t count them. There''s a lot.• 1000 piece rectangular puzzle.• Features a vintage illustration of ornaments done by someone way more talented than us.• Completed puzzle measures 27 wide by 20 tall.• Box measures 10.6 wide by 8.5 tall (and 2 thick btw).• Minimal puzzle dust. Your human dust is your problem, though.

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MEMO PAD - Featuring 2 pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the yellow one to visualize how your day went with important sections like ‘crying’, ‘pretending to be busy’ and ‘thinking about food’. You can save the blue one for a dopamine boost as you tally up your daily tasks like ‘rolled eyes’ and ‘repeated myself.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Each pad features 100 pages. It’s the perfect way to keep track of your day. The pie chart section allows you see things like how you spent your time while the bar graph can show you your productivity levels throughout the day. It's a great way to stay organized and keep track of your daily progress or if you're like us, keep track of your daily shenanigans. GIFT IT UP - The A La Chart Notepad by Brass Monkey is a unique and functional gift for anyone who wants to stay organized and motivated. Not to mention, the vintage inspired design adds a charming aesthetic to your otherwise dull and boring workspace or home. Brass Monkey - We’re the line between roadside souvenirs and fine china. Here to turn the things that people didn't know they wanted, into the things that they can't live without. Well designed products that just happen to have a sense of humor.

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Sometimes it's hard to find the right words to say you're sorry. That's what these are for. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique apology cards for everything from ‘I'm sorry that I neglectedly-homicided your plants' to ‘My bad on the whole starting that minor house fire thing.' You'll be ready for any occasion–that you royally screwed up. • Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique apology on the front. • They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for begging for forgiveness on the road. • Each card has a space on the back to grovel in your own words. • The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

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We would have painted your dog, but it wouldn't stay still long enough. This 300 piece Apartment Puzzle by Brass Monkey features a vintage painting of an English Foxhound being, well, the bestest ever. So why is it called an Apartment Puzzle? Good question. While you don't technically have to live in an apartment to complete it, it just happens to be the perfect size for a small table. It's kind of like the Tinder of the puzzling world...non-committal, but still pretty challenging. 300 (small) piece rectangular puzzle. Features a vintage English Foxhound painting by someone way more talented than us. Completed puzzle measures 12 wide by 15 tall. Box measures 7.1 wide by 8.5 tall (and 1.5 thick btw). Minimal puzzle dust. Your human dust is your problem, though.

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Inspired by the by-gone era of office supplies, this uniquely monochromatic memo pad by Brass Monkey is made with dyed paper (color all the way through...fancy) and features a glued top edge for easily tearing off pages. It's perfect for leaving messages for your roommate who seriously just needs to get a freaking secretary already. • Features a vintage-inspired design on dyed paper (aka: the actual paper itself is yellow). • Includes 75 pages (of the same design). • Bound to a rigid chipboard backer, so it's, like, rigid. • Pad measures 3.5" wide by 5.5" tall. • It's a pad of paper, what more do you want to know?

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Trivia should be fun–not feel like a homework assignment. That's why this Incredibly Pointless Trivia set by Brass Monkey is filled with some of the most pointless knowledge we could find. . .and even better, you'll choose your questions from a bunch of misleading categories. For example: ‘Poison Control.' Those are questions about either Bret Michaels or arsenic, by the way. • Includes 200 unique trivia questions to test your random knowledge (to say the least). • Each question is grouped in an entertainingly-misleading category to keep everyone guessing–literally. • Comes with an instruction sheet that explains 3 different ways to play (depending on how smart you think you are). • Each of our trivia collections contains entirely different questions (and categories). Collect them all to build the world's most useless trivia library. • Suitable for 2-8+ people. Go crazy. • The outer box measures 3.5" square by 3" (89mm x 89mm x 76mm).

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We're already constantly judging the people & things around us–we might as well make it official. This handy, portable box by Brass Monkey includes 100 unique ‘evaluations' for daily life. There are cards for everything from ‘You are really talented at being a terrible driver' to ‘My compliments on the intercourse. Your hard work didn't go unnoticed.' You'll be ready to review anything–including this product description. We'd give it three lackluster stars. . . at best. • Includes 100 double-sided cards–with each featuring a unique review on the front. • They all come in a compact two-piece box–perfect for judging things on the road. • Each card has a space on the back to leave your own star rating (and/or evaluation). • The outer box measures 4" wide by 2.7" tall by 1.7" deep (101mm x 68mm x 43mm). • Cards measure 3.5" wide by 2.5" tall (89mm x 63mm).

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This vintage-inspired tear-off notepad set by Brass Monkey features two separate pads–each with its own special purpose. For example, use the grey one to keep track of your upcoming week–noting all your appointments, meetings, and other notable accomplishments (like arriving to work less than 15 minutes late). You can save the green one for ranking the importance of those daily ‘time-sensitive' to-dos. That lunch order will outrank the year-end sales report every time. • Includes two individual notepads–each with a specific ‘purpose.' • Each pad features 100 pages. • All pads are attached to the larger backer board, so you don't lose them–but you can take them off if you want. • The overall set measures 11.25" x 5" x .3" deep (285mm x 127mm x 8mm). • From left to right, the pads measure: Pad 1 - 9" x 5" (228mm x 127mm) Pad 2 - 2.25" x 5" (57mm x 127mm)

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Sure it looks like an orange juice carton, but lift off the top, and you'll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that's bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it's made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.' • Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don't forget the included 3.5" pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use). • Outer package measures 5" by 3.5" by 5.25" tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25" by 3.25" by 4.75". • Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75" square.

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I mean, you meet most of the job requirements...but your years of experience in maturity is still sitting at zero. Why not wear it on your sleeve with this elevated pedestal coffee mug from Brass Monkey. It''s oozing with vintage charm, and perfect for whatever beverage helps get you through the day. Bonus: each mug comes in a giftable box, ready to be presented to your favorite person (yourself is a valid option).• Stackable porcelain mug w/ mid-century inspired shape.• Features the same three-color Part-time Adult artwork on both sides.• Holds 10 oz. of liquid, you know, for drinking.• Measures 3.25 in diameter (plus the handle) & 3.86 tall.• Machine washable...if you''re into that.

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Sure it looks like a milk carton, but lift off the top, and you’ll find a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper – making this note set by Brass Monkey perfect for reminders, doodles, or that to-do list that’s bordering on expired. Bonus: when you run out of paper, it’s made to fit pads from a company that rhymes with ‘free phlegm.’ • Includes a block of 500+ tear-off sheets of paper hidden inside. • Don’t forget the included 3.5” pencil hiding in plain sight (that discreetly stores away in the straw hole when not in use). • Outer package measures 5” by 3.5” by 5.25” tall. • Milk carton measures 3.25” by 3.25” by 4.75”. • Each piece of notepaper measures 2.75” square.

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Big cards, for even bigger winnings. These giant (oversized is underselling it) cards by Brass Monkey come in a rigid paper wrapped box, perfect for display on a coffee table...when you aren't playing the world's largest game of solitaire. Includes 54 uniquely designed cards (that means jokers are included). • Did we mention that these are giant cards? Each one measures 4.5" wide by 7" tall. • Comes in a rigid, coffee-table-worthy box (with a pull-out matchbox style tray). • Includes 54 unique cards (including jokers), featuring a bold, vintage-inspired design aesthetic throughout. • Box measures 5.125" wide by 7.5" tall (and 1.75" deep if you're curious). • It's all about the little (well, big in this case) details. Everything has been oversized, even the sticker seal on the box.

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It's a little-known trivia fact, but you can actually play games with dominos instead of just lining them up and knocking them over. In fact, this double-six set of acrylic dominos by Brass Monkey includes everything you need* to play 15 different games (while getting uncomfortably competitive with your friends and family). *Smugness not included. Includes 28 double-sided acrylic dominos. In other words, each side features a unique design so that you can play using either numbers or shapes. Psst: look at the pictures. Features an instruction book that explains how to play 15 different games in detail (from Bergen to Matador and everything in between). Don't worry; even though they are double-sided, each face has a randomly different value, so you can't cheat (We're looking at you, grandma). The outer box measures 9 by 4.25 by 2.5 deep. Each domino measures 1 by 2 by .22 deep.

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FART DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those notable farts. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Fart Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest fart. Think of all of the memories your grandchild will share as they flip through this window to your gastrointestinal history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst gastrointestinal experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this fart diary will ensure your gassy stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how gassy. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Fart Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or bo

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JOURNAL - Some of our most treasured memories include foodif not, you're not eating the right stuff. Either way, our food journal has been specifically designed with that in mind. Finally, a spot to memorialize that one place with wood paneling that had those amazing fried picklesand help you find it again. Each section features fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and recommendations for off-the-beaten-path restaurants around the world. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound paper cover and 360 pages, divided into useful categories like: Food Trucks, Holes-in-the-wall, Casual-Fancy, & Places You'd take Your Mom. Includes fun trivia about food, unique journaling prompts, and quirky restaurant recommendations around the world. GIFT IT UP - The Pleased To Eat You Journal by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and useful way for people to record their most interesting or boring(we don''t judge!) meals. Since the book also in

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Is it a calendar? Yes. Is it a game? Yes. Is it the perfect way to put off work for a few more minutes? Yes. This perpetual calendar by Brass Monkey is as challenging as Steve in finance...but way more entertaining. Start each day moving this puzzle around to get the stainless steel balls inside to land on that day's date, month, and day of the week. It's literally a new game every day. • Includes three .25" diameter stainless steel balls to mark the day, month, and day of the week...once you roll them there. • Features a black wooden design (with a glass top to keep the balls inside). • Under the glass, the four-color artwork highlights 50 recessed spots for the balls to land. • Keeps track of everything but the year (but we think you can handle that one on your own). • Calendar measures 4.75" square (and 1" deep, btw).

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Wow, you look really great today....way better than yesterday. Anyway, this card set by Brass Monkey includes 200 unique compliment cards to hand out...100 compliments and 100 backhanded compliments. Each card features a unique phrase on the front, with a place to write a personal note on the back (unless you want to stay anonymous). Give them out one at a time, or display them on your coffee table. You're smart, you'll figure out something. • Includes 100 compliment cards & 100 backhanded compliment cards. • Example compliment: You are like a 20 dollar bill found in a winter coat. • Example compliment: I'm glad that you aren't a bodybuilder. Your veins are the perfect size already. • Example backhanded compliment: Your attractiveness more than makes up for your personality. • Example backhanded compliment: Wow, you look really good in this light.

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TINY SEX DIARY - And by tiny…we mean really tiny. These 2.75” by 3.75” journals will help you remember the important moments of your life–you know, like those intimate moments. That’s right. Finally. The Tiny Sex Diary is here. Every page will include space to date, rate, and evaluate your latest escapade. Think of all the memories future you will look back on as you flip through this window to your own sexual history. VINTAGE INSPIRED - Features a perfect bound foil stamped felt cover with gold edged paper cover and 112 pages, each one designed to note your best or worst sensual experience. With space for the date, location, summary of the experience, this sex diary will ensure your sultry stories will live on, possibly at the Smithsonian one day, depends on how alluring. GIFT IT UP - The Tiny Sex Diary by Brass Monkey makes a great gift because it provides a fun and memorable way for people to record their most interesting or boring(

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Adults like stickers, too. We just (unfortunately) don't have trapper keepers to put them on anymore. That's why Brass Monkey made this–a book of stickers designed to be used. We all get in a mood sometimes, so use this set of ‘emotions' to tell the world how you really feel. Put them on your calendar, label your co-workers, or add a personal touch to parking ticket payments. • Features a wide range of moody emoticons to convey pretty much every feeling known to humanity. • Includes 18 pages of traditional stickers (and 2 bonus pages of vintage-inspired ‘puffy' ones). • Each page features as many stickers as we could physically cram onto it (sorry to be so technical). • That's 280+ stickers, in case you're counting. • The overall book measures 4" wide by 6" tall (101mm x 152mm).

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Think of it as an entertaining (and adventurous) to-do list of sorts. Sure, this prompted journal by Brass Monkey is filled to the brim with countless things to accomplish…but instead of crap like cleaning out the gutters, you’ll only find fun (and crazy) things that everyone should do before they turn into some boring old person. But once you get close…yell at some kids on your lawn. It’s in the book too. • Features 200 unique pages filled with countless random things that everyone should do before they kick the bucket. • Watched the Northern Lights while eating a taco? Great. Write about the experience and move on to the next one. • Includes space throughout to journal about some of your favorites. • Vintage-inspired spot-varnished hardcover (with color pages throughout). • Book measures 4.5" wide by 8.5" tall.

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While everyone else is blessing-their-mess, you can stitch out a little dose of reality. This cross-stitch-kit-for-the-rest-of-us by Brass Monkey includes everything you need (besides the patience): an embroidery hoop, needle, Aida cloth, and all the floss you could possibly want. That's what they call the thread…you'll have to provide your own dental care supplies. • Features a 6" bamboo embroidery hoop, Aida cloth, and a needle. • Includes all the thread you'll need to complete the design on the front of the box. There might even be a bit left over–friendship bracelets, anyone? • Comes with a design guide–and tutorial instructions suitable for beginners & experts alike (but the experts will likely judge us). • Bonus: It all comes in a pretty box...if we do say so ourselves. • The outer box measures 7.6" square by 1.64" deep–that's 193mm by 42mm if you're fancy.

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