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Gill Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy: The Short-Arse Years: Jason Byrne’s Memoir
‘“Mrs Byrne, you’ve a beautiful, very pale, ginger-haired baby boy with a wonky eye.” As she was handed me by the midwife, my mother wept for all the wrong reasons. She could have shagged a platypus and I still would have come out better than this.’ So begins Jason Byrne’s Adventures of a Wonky-Eyed Boy, a laugh-out-loud memoir that captures the childhood adventures of an accident-prone youngster in 1970s and 1980s suburban Dublin. It was a time when your brother persuaded you to eat the grease behind the cooker by telling you it was caramel, your house was blown up by lightning, your dad mixed up the toothpaste and the ‘arse-cream’, and you fell asleep on Sunday nights to the sound of one of the neighbours – who were all named Paddy – drunkenly singing ‘Magic Moments’ in the good front room. All of this while trying to stop your wonky eye from giving the game away. Jason Byrne’s childhood adventures are nostalgic, heart-warming and, above all, hilarious. ‘When you read this you’ll realise Jason might actually be the normal one in his family,’ John Bishop. ‘I loved this book so much I wanted to cover it in wallpaper and write to all my pen pals about it! Amy Huberman ‘A comedy god,’ The Mirror. ‘Outright king of live comedy,’ The Times.
£17.99
Gill Memoirs of a Wonky-Eyed Man: The Dad-Knows-Best Years
Jason Byrne is 17. With his leaving cert under his belt but no idea what to do next, who better to ask for advice than his dad, Paddy? There’s a (very) short stint studying accountancy (he was asked to leave); a FÁS course with juvenile offenders to become a waiter that leads to an apprenticeship in Jury’s (he was the only one not in prison), and a job in a lighting warehouse (it ended with a collapsed lung). But no matter what the problem, Paddy Byrne is always ready with a wise word: ‘Sure, that’s life, son. Just don't tell your mother.’ This is not just a memoir. It is a celebration of a generation, a celebration of life and of Jason’s wonderful relationship with his dad, Paddy Byrne – the man who never gave a b*llix.
£19.79
Gill The Accidental Adventures of Onion O'Brien: The Head of Ned Belly
Onion O’Brien is in trouble, again. This time he and the rest of the Five O’s are trying to stop the destruction of the Valley, the local wasteland where they hang out. But Mayor Ronald Bump has other ideas – he wants to build new apartments there, so he sets local guards The Ferg and Judge on the children. As if things aren’t bad enough, there’s a new teacher in their school acting very suspiciously. The Five O’s can find out his secret if they manage to win the school talent contest. There’s only one problem – they are completely talentless. Then there’s the discovery of the head of Ned Belly, and the local legend that claims he can reveal where his treasure is hidden … Will the Five O’s manage to outwit The Ferg and Judge … and Ronald Bump … and the new teacher … and solve the mystery of the head of Ned Belly … and save their precious Valley?!
£12.59
Gill The Accidental Adventures of Onion O'Brien: The Head of Ned Belly
Onion O’Brien is in trouble, again. This time he and the rest of the Five O’s are trying to stop the destruction of the Valley, the local wasteland where they hang out. But Mayor Ronald Bump has other ideas – he wants to build new apartments there, so he sets local guards The Ferg and Judge on the children. As if things aren’t bad enough, there’s a new teacher in their school acting very suspiciously. The Five O’s can find out his secret if they manage to win the school talent contest. There’s only one problem – they are completely talentless. Then there’s the discovery of the head of Ned Belly, and the local legend that claims he can reveal where his treasure is hidden … Will the Five O’s manage to outwit The Ferg and Judge … and Ronald Bump … and the new teacher … and solve the mystery of the head of Ned Belly … and save their precious Valley?!
£9.04
