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Running Press CataPult
Catapults have traditionally been used for propelling arrows, darts, and stones, but this unique desktop game with a cat lover''s twist allows you to launch three cats into the air and see if you can land them in the bullseye on the landing mat. This fun kit includes everything you need to play including:* A miniature cat-a-pult* 3 flying cats with capes* A landing mat* Mini book with instructions on how to play the game
£9.02
Running Press Brain Fart
Everyone forgets things from time to time, but for the big mental lapses, there''s Brain Fart! Perfect for the home, office, or even school, this brain-shaped stress ball provides instant relief from the most stubborn mental freezes. Just give it a squeeze to play five funny fart sounds. Also included is a 32-page mini book of epic brain farts
£8.42
Running Press Tiny Violin
Drown out petty complaints with Tiny Violin! This kit includes everything you need to quell those crocodile tears:Plays music: plays a sad tune when the strings button is pressed downViolin replica: Includes a 3 4/5 replica of a real violin with mini bow and chinrestDisplay stand: An elegant vinyl stand included to store and display your violinIllustrated mini book: Includes a 32-page mini book about the origins of tiniest violin Perfect gift: humorous gag gift or stocking stuffer
£9.99
Running Press,U.S. Creative Cursing: A Mix 'n' Match Profanity Generator
A curse word generator that creates x-rated, humorous, and socially unacceptable curse words for any and every situation.Face it, sometimes a standard curse word or expletive just won't do. Whether you're annoyed with your neighbor, agitated with your boss, or tired of your lazy roommate, this unique two-flap flipbook of totally uncensored and socially unacceptable phrases will provide endless possibilities for creative and colorful vocabulary. Unleash the immaturity and skewed sense of humor within and never be left searching for a clever comeback again.
£10.04
Running Press,U.S. Thou Spleeny Swag-Bellied Miscreant: Create Your Own Shakespearean Insults
Tired of the Common F-word? Give your Foul Language a Literary Twist! Some occasions call for a tart-tongued insult, but why resort to commonplace modern-day words? If you must be offensive, hearken back to the Elizabethan days for more salacious and outrageous word choices. Impress your friends with your mastery of lewd iambic pentameter, and vanquish your enemies with the power of the bard. After all, a toad-spotted maggot by any other name would be as pestilent . . . Mix and match to come up with your own raucous rebuffs, including:Thou Foul-Reeking Lily-Livered Codpiece!Thou Ruttish Rump-Fed Pignut!Thou Beslubbering Cockeyed Canker-blossom! And a multitude of other bawdy combinations!
£10.04