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North Star Editions Abdo Kids Jokes: Knock Knock Jokes
Little readers will have lots to laugh about when they check out these knock, knock jokes. Each page features a few silly, age-appropriate jokes alongside great images. The backmatter includes a list of joke-telling tips and a picture glossary. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.
£9.99
Vintage Publishing Knock Knock: A white-knuckle read
**THE INTERNATIONAL BESTSELLER**Set over three explosive days, this is compulsive, heart-pounding storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your seat.He thought she was safe. Then the past came knocking.Seventeen years ago, Inspector Ewert Grens was called to the scene of a brutal crime. A family had been murdered, with only their five-year-old daughter left behind. The girl was placed under witness protection, but while the case went cold, Grens is still haunted by the memory. When he learns that the apartment where the crime took place is now the scene of a mysterious break-in, Grens fears that someone is intent on silencing the only witness. He must race to find her...before they do.'A perfect example of Scandi noir' The Times'Roslund has two strong prose styles - dark and darker - and both are on show in KNOCK KNOCK' New York TimesWhat readers are saying about KNOCK KNOCK'I know what I like and I like this VERY MUCH!!' *****'Spectacular' *****'Absolutely brilliant read' *****'I love this series' *****'Once I started reading it I couldn't stop' *****
£9.04
Highlights Press Knock Knock!: The BIGGEST Best Joke Book EVER!
Knock Knock! is the best book of knock knock jokes ever!This hilarious, 352-page humor collection features more than 1,000 knock-knock jokes and cartoons covering lots of kid-friendly topics. Kids will love amusing themselves—and friends and family—with this ultimate knock-knock collection.
£9.79
Knock Knock Knock Knock Letters to the Love of My Life Read Me When Box
Create a treasure trove of letters for your main squeeze. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. • Fill in the Love™ to create sweet love letters for him or her! • Includes scenarios like "Read me when you've had a bad day" and "Read me when you're tempted to flirt" • 7.25 x 4 inches; 9 cards and envelopes
£12.56
Penguin Random House Children's UK Doctor Who: Knock! Knock! Who's There? Joke Book
Climb aboard the TARDIS for a journey through space, time, and comedy in the official Doctor Who joke book!-What do we want? -TIME TRAVEL! -When do we want it? -THAT'S IRRELEVANT! Packed with a dimensionally transcendent TARDIS-load amount of jokes, gags and riddles, this is the official Doctor Who joke book! Remember: it's funnier on the inside!
£8.42
Knock Knock Knock Knock I Love You Because … Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Saying "I love you" is great, but what your honey really craves is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I love you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your adoration in deliciously specific ways. With all-unique prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to the original love book, Knock Knock What I Love about You! A super-meaningful gift book for husbands, wives, boyfriends, girlfriends, and anniversaries! Make it as funny, sappy, or sexy as you like Because ... Love! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages; clear acetate, removable jacket
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why I Miss You Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift someone you miss will read again and again. Make it as longing, lovey-dovey, or LOL-y as you please!Because everyone likes to hear "what I like about you is ... " Need long-distance relationship gifts for far-flung friends, international lovers, or faraway fam? You're welcome.Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why You're My Bestie Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your best pal is the bomb. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift a BFF will read again and again. Make it as sly, silly, or sweet as you choose! Cute best friend gifts don't get any better.
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Affirmators! at Work: 50 Affirmation Cards to Help You Help Yourself?—without the Self-Helpy-Ness!
Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards focusing on the working world. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of words of affirmation, this whimsical box will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Morning affirmations to ensure a dream career and perfect work life—no motivational seminar necessary! The power of positive thinking—in your cubicle! 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators deck cards out of the box, and into the universe!
£10.76
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why You're So Awesome Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill out these diminutive volumes, and voila: they become personalized gifts to be read again and again. Our new titles extend the love to Mum, friends, and other loved ones.
£9.95
Rising Stars UK Ltd Dockside Knock Knock Stage 5 Book 9
Dockside, the award-winning reading intervention programme, is specifically designed for older children who are struggling with their reading, or for children learning English as an additional language. It provides an opportunity for children to practise their reading skills at a suitable level with age-appropriate storylines. A handy breakdown of key words is included as well as question prompts to encourage discussion. The series is set in an everyday world featuring a range of strong characters and stories to which children can relate, and enjoy, providing a unique approach to reading intervention.
£6.06
Upstart Press Ltd Knock Knock: Confessions of a Kiwi Interviewer
Extraordinary stories from a lifetime spent conducting interviews. This is the world of the dreaded door-knock from the other side of the door. Trish Palmer has been working as an interviewer and area manager for market research companies for over 20 years, invited into the homes and private lives of an astonishing array of folk from every lifestyle imaginable. Her experiences on the job entail everything from bare bottoms to angry cats, the desperately struggling to the well-off, and everyone in between. There is comedy and sadness, surprises and the downright odd, from witches to boat-builders, dope growers and more. Poignant, hilarious, and always thought-provoking, this is a highly entertaining read.
£17.99
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about You Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume, and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your beloved will read again and again. Each spread contains a fill-in-the-blank line describing some aspect of your affection, allowing for as much schmaltz or chutzpah as you choose. Just remove the clear jacket before presenting this book to your loved one. Tissues not included.
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Grandpa Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your grandpops is tops. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Grandpa will read again and again. Make it as nostalgic, loving, or grumpy as you choose!A "Happy Birthday, Grandpa" gift he'll loveAlso good for papas, granddads, and opasThe easiest way to say "love you forever"Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Us Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of affection about being a twosome. Just complete each line and voil: you have a uniquely personal gift your numero uno will read again and again. Make it as lovey-dovey, sappy, or frisky as you choose! Anniversary gifts for those who've been together for years, months, or just a few days! Fiancé gift ideas that'll turn him to mush Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about You, Sis Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe some aspect of sisterly love about a female sib. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift sis will read again and again. Make it as sappy, sassy, or silly as you choose! ¢ Personalized gifts are the way to her heart ¢ Sister gift ideas for big sis, little sis—or middle sis ¢ Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 x 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Let Go of That Sh*t: 45 Little, Big Ways to Relax and Let Go Of Overthinking, Overwhelm, Scatterbrain
Gah! Modern life is full of crap to overthink … With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to rethink your overthinking, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!). File under super awesome, funny self help books for men / women / humans of all kinds! A mental health workbook minus the boring "work" part! Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love About Being Your Mom Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your offspring will read again and again. Make it as playful, prideful, or parental as you please!The ultimate Love, Mom bookA gift offspring will treasure (even if they're grounded for life)Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why I’m Grateful for You Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift someone you're thankful for will read again and again. Make it as appreciative, affirming, or adorable as you please!Take friendship gifts to the next level with this upbeat baby Need stocking stuffer ideas for besties, pals, and acquaintances? You're welcome. Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Dad Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your pops is tops. Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift he'll read again and again. Make it as tender, silly, or groveling as you choose! Personalised gifts please dads of all stripes, so why not go beyond the tie for birthday presents for dad?
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Mom Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose! Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all ages Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life
£9.95
Arcturus Publishing Ltd Puzzle Arcade: Knock Knock Jokes for Kids: Over 300 Hilarious Jokes and Puns!
£6.52
Knock Knock Knock Knock Let Go of That Sh*t: 45 Little, Big Ways to Relax and Let Go Of Anxiety, Stress, Catastrophizing
Gah! Modern life is full of shit to freak out about … With 45 relatable, reassuring nuggets-o'-wisdom, this fun, funny, relatable little book gently guides you to view your fears from a positive perspective, laugh at your own freakout-ability, and cut yourself a break! Includes 45 tear-out slips to write on and RELEASE all those anxieties, literally and symbolically, however you see fit (burn! bury! make spitballs! do a collage!). Channel your inner Zen with the ultimate self-help-y let it go book! Because reframing mental garbage & learning how to change your mind is a real superpower! Hardcover; 4.25 x 5.75 inches; 112 pages; 45 tear-out slips
£9.95
Watkins Media Limited Knock, Knock: In Pursuit of a Grand Unified Theory of Humour
Renowned presenter, author, and journalist William Hartston unveils the first mainstream history of humor in his latest book Knock, Knock: In Pursuit of a Grand Unified Theory of Humour. Packed with meticulous research and delightful anecdotes, this book presents a captivating journey through the enigmatic realm of laughter. Humor, an essential aspect of the human experience, has always evoked curiosity and perplexity. Why do familiar catchphrases trigger laughter while repeated jokes fall flat? What's the connection between humor and words containing the letter K? William Hartston ventures into uncharted territory, skillfully exploring the evolution of humor and our ever-shifting perceptions of it, as he embarks on a quest for a Grand Unified Theory of Humour. In this captivating exploration, Hartston delves into a multitude of topics, from the comedy of ancient Greece and the jests of ancient Rome, to the profound significance of laughter in biblical texts. Unearthing the secrets of comic delivery and unveiling how humor transformed in the aftermath of the American Civil War, the book also examines Mark Twain's profound impact on written comedy in the English-speaking world. No stone is left unturned as Hartston strives to comprehend the essence of what tickles our funny bones. Knock, Knock: In Pursuit of a Grand Unified Theory of Humour is a meticulously crafted and highly entertaining work that sheds light on the fascinating history of humor. With its insightful exploration and witty storytelling, this book promises to engage readers from all walks of life. As the perfect gift for those seeking laughter and knowledge, Hartston's latest masterpiece guarantees an unforgettable reading experience.
£12.99
BroadStreet Publishing Jokes for Kids - Bundle 2: Animals, Road Trips, Riddles, Knock-Knock Jokes
£13.60
Andrews McMeel Publishing The World's Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids Volume 4: Every Single One Illustrated
"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Figs." "Figs who?" "Figs the doorbell, it's broken!" Illustrations bring the silliness to a whole new level in this book of knock knock jokes kids love. Every joke is illustrated! Kids LOVE knock knock jokes, and this illustrated book by the New York Times–bestselling creators of the Happiness Is . . . project will leave them in stitches! The World’s Best Knock Knock Jokes for Kids is filled with hundreds of corny, brilliant, and silly knock knock jokes—each paired with a small drawing that’s a sweet comic gem in itself. It’s the perfect book for road trips, rainy days, or those special moments when kids and parents can laugh together.
£6.52
Knock Knock Affirmators! 50 Affirmation Cards Deck to Help You Help Yourself - Without the Self-Helpy-Ness!
Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive affirmations, this whimsical affirmation cards deck will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required! Magical present for anyone seeking a little self-care gift (without the self-helpy-ness). Explore how fans are taking Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe with #affirmators! • 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card • Conceived and written by Suzi Barrett and published by Knock Knock
£10.76
Knock Knock Affirmators! Creativity: 50 Affirmation Cards Deck
Even pessimists like a little positivity, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards to supercharge the creative muse within you. Includes 50 affirmations to help you help yourself“without the self-helpy-ness! Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, this whimsical deck will give you that dose of inspo you've been waiting oh-so-patiently for. Like a magical creativity book“in a box! ¢ Now at your fingertips: Pinterest-worthy inspo + dreamy creative living! ¢ 3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction card ¢ Conceived and written by Suzi Barret and illustrated by Naomi Sloman; published by Knock Knock Explore how fans are taking Affirmators! out of the box, and into the universe with #affirmators! Explore how fans are taking #Affirmators deck cards out of the box, and into the universe ! It's. . .Self-Help without the Self-Helpy-Ness!„¢
£10.76
Knock Knock Barry Lee Gentle Reminders Daily Oracle Deck: To Help You Stay Grounded, Be Present & Love Deeper, 40 Cards
This daily oracle deck by artist & writer Barry Lee is all about emotional self-care. It's not meant to tell you what to do, but to help you connect with your own inner knowing—to gently bring you back to your own center every day, and to add a little slice of tranquility & joy to your day. No matter what's going on, you deserve to be reminded you are worthy of love and tender moments of comfort, beauty, and whimsy. Written and illustrated by Barry Lee File under: self-care cards, mindfulness cards, meditation cards Portfolio-style box with magnetic closure 40 cards, with rounded corners, 3.25 x 4.5 inches
£12.56
Knock Knock Em & Friends Permission to Give No Fucks Notepad
£5.69
Knock Knock 6Pack Lisa Congdon for Em Friends Women Rainbow Hand Card
Because who doesn''t want to get hearts and stars, butterflies and birds, and a puffy pink birthday cloud - not to mention a rainbow that shoots out of a mystical eye on a hand-painted hand? Nobody, that''s who. Created by Lisa Congdon for Em & Friends.- Blank inside- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5)- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelopeEm & Friends uses eco-friendly vegetable-based inks. Our cards are FSCcertified, and our envelopes are 100% recycled. In addition, our plastic card sleeves and MOQ inner bags are made from 10% recycled material, and are recyclable.
£15.93
Knock Knock 6Pack Em Friends Gods Plan Card
If this is God''s plan, God is a terrible planner. (No offense if you''re reading this, God. You did a great job with that other stuff, like waterfalls and pandas.)Here''s the thing about God''s plan. Much like everything happens for a reason, some people find this belief to be genuinely comforting. But when you''re in the middle of something absolutely terrible andtragic and your whole world has fallen apart, it can be a really maddening, frustrating (and sometimes throwing-things-inducing) thing to hear. Like, really? Was this the best he could do? - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5)- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelopeEm & Friends uses eco-friendly vegetable-based inks. Our cards are FSCcertified, and our envelopes are 100% recycled. In addition, our plastic card sleeves and MOQ inner bags are made from 10% recycled material, and are recyclable.
£15.93
£3.95
Knock Knock Em & Friends About Us Fill in the Love® Book
This little book is a secret weapon of love. When you fill in the blanks, it becomes the only book of its kind in the universe: a unique, personalized gift all about you + your chosen human (aka the mac to your cheese, the peanut butter to your jelly, the yin to your yang). How easy and meant-to-be is that? (PS: You guys really are adorable.)- Fill-in-the-blank book measures 4.1" x 5.4"- Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts- Acetate book jacket
£7.96
Knock Knock Em & Friends About Mom Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book is a secret weapon of love. Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift for your mom that will possibly make her cry—but in a really good way. How easy and perfect is that? - Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal measures 4.1" x 5.4"- Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts- Acetate book jacket
£7.96
Knock Knock Em & Friends Zodiac Cards, Box of 12 Assorted
Reading horoscopes is fun, but giving a thoughtful card to your favorite Libra, Pisces (etc.!) is even better. This gorgeous boxed greeting card set, illustrated by Lisa Congdon for Em & Friends, has you covered for special birthdays all year long, from Sagittarius to Scorpio. -Like having a birthday greeting card shop in a box! -12 blank cards with envelopes -Cards 4.25 x 5.5-inches; hinged-lid box 4.625 x 6.25-inches
£12.56
Knock Knock Affirmators Family Deck
Even pessimists like a little positive thinking, so comedian Suzi Barrett created these inspirational-but-not-cheesy affirmation cards focusing on your tribe. Providing the fun of a horoscope with a little less woo-woo, and full of positive affirmations for family, this whimsical box will help you help yourself, no shamanistic consult required!Affirmators! (R) decks make great gifts for parents-maybe even your own!3.75 x 5 inches; 50 cards, plus instruction cardConceived and written by Suzi BarrettExplore how fans are taking #Affirmators (R) deck cards out of the box, and into the universe!
£10.76
£26.73
Knock Knock Em & Friends Happyish Deck
Studies have shown that the pursuit of happiness can negatively impact your mental health (wtf? . . . and yet, somehow, we suspected as much). Nora McInerny—celebrated author and host of the Terrible, Thanks for Asking podcast—gets it. She’s created this daily oracle/guidance deck for people who are done with the pursuit of unbridled happiness—and are ready to embrace its more stable cousin, a state of “happyish.” Each card represents a helpful thought that McInerny herself has relied upon when life got dark—nuggets like “Life is not a self-improvement exercise,” “You are not a sad story,” and “Let it be complicated.” Use ’em daily, weekly, hourly…whenever and wherever. No rules and no pressure. Written by Nora McInerny File under: mindfulness cards for adults, self care gifts + stress relief gifts for humans! Portfolio-style box with magnetic closure 50 cards, 3.60” x 4.85
£12.56
Knock Knock 6Pack Em Friends Broken Objects Foil Card
When you need to let someone know that the scars we carry with us through life shape who we are and make us unique, consider this Japanese custom. Then maybe take them to sushi, another Japanese custom that always makes me feel better but doesn't really make for a poetic greeting card. - Blank inside- A2 size (4.25 x 5.5)- Offset printed in Los Angeles onto heavyweight matte stock, using environmentally friendly soy inks- Comes with a matching kraft envelopeEm & Friends uses eco-friendly vegetable-based inks. Our cards are FSCcertified, and our envelopes are 100% recycled. In addition, our plastic card sleeves and MOQ inner bags are made from 10% recycled material, and are recyclable.
£15.93
Knock Knock Lisa Congdon for Em Friends Libra Zodiac Magnet
£5.21
Knock Knock Em & Friends Feel Terrible Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book is a secret weapon of support. Just fill in the blanks, and it transforms into the only book of its kind in the universe: a personalized, meaningful gift for a friend or loved one who's struggling through a hard time. Even if you're not a writer, it's an easy way to show them you really care. - Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal measures 4.1" x 5.4"- Hardcover, 64 pages with 30 fill-in prompts- Acetate book jacket
£7.96
Knock Knock Em Friends Tampons Pouch
£9.86
Knock Knock Anyone Can Be President
£11.80
£7.16
Knock Knock 6Pack Em Friends Fleek Card
£15.93
Knock Knock Em & Friends A Box of Friendship Fill in the Love Read Me When
Let your BFF know all the ways you love ’em with this box of 8 fill-in-the-blank letters, personalized by you to create a one-of-a-kind gift they’ll cherish. Each letter is designed to be opened at a specific time, ensuring your heartfelt message of friendship and support is read at just the right moment. Aw! We’re not crying—um, OK yeah, we totally are. Because who doesn’t need super special, extra thoughtful gifts for women & treasured humans of all kinds? File under: Best Friend Gifts Guaranteed to Make ‘Em Cry—in a Good Way! 8 customizable, fill-in-the-blank letters with special sealing stickers in a super cute keepsake box; 6 inches x 4.25 inches Letters Include: You Want to Know You’re Loved, It’s Your Birthday, You Need a Pep Talk, You Want to Know What Makes You Special You’re Feeling Nostalgic, You Need to Be Reminded You’re Beautiful, You’re Hurting, You Want to Know a Secret
£12.56
Knock Knock Lisa Congdon for Em Friends Taurus Zodiac Magnet
Are you a Taurus or do you know one?Lisa Congdon brings her celebratory illustration to the zodiac with this fridge magnet, a slam dunk for birthday gifts from April 20 to May 20 and a sure bet for year-round that''s-my-sign pride.Design also available in the Taurus Zodiac Card.-With traits like reliable, patient, and devoted, Taurus folks will feel truly seen by this magnet! - Magnet measures 3.54 x 2.36
£5.21