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Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Am I Doing? Pad
Feeling lost? Bewildered? Unfocused? Whether you’re trying to remember what to get at the market or contemplating a total life change, this pad is at your service. And if you still can’t figure it out, simply tear off the sheet and start fresh tomorrow. Discombobulation is sure to disappear with funny notepads.
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Get Your Shit Together Pad
The Get Your Shit Together pad is our To Do Pad’s tell-it-likeit-is little sis. 60 sheets
£7.68
Knock Knock Knock Knock What I Love about Mom Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines to describe why your mom's the best Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift Mother will read again and again Make it as hilarious, honest, or heartfelt as you choose! Great as a Mother's day gift from kids of all ages Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up; their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock High Five Sticky Notes
Ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with colorful and witty sticky notes Express yourself and then make it stick 3 x 3 inches, 100 sheets Ensure your smallest stuff gets noticed with the Keep It Simple Stickies Because everything that actually matters can fit onto a sticky note
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Passive Aggressive Nifty Note
Express yourself the thinly veiled way! This passive-aggressive memo pad lets you clearly but (somewhat) subtly address a range of behavioral failures in others including poor attitude and lackluster hygiene. Great for communication between roommates and frenemies.
£6.47
Knock Knock Knock Knock Traumatize Your Children
Parents of the world rejoice! Our bestselling How to Traumatize Your Children has been revamped with all-new totally dysfunctional illustrations. This groundbreaking instructional volume teaches you how to give your children the lifelong gifts of mental and emotional damage. Whether you employ the same ruinous techniques your parents used or try out an entirely new approach, you’re bound to succeed!
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Pad
Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this boldly jaded pad in hand, you’ll really show your crap who’s boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here. An ideal gift for anyone with crap to do Includes handy crappiness scale! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Personal Library Kit
For a bibliophile, there’s no greater pleasure than sharing beloved books, but no crueller pain than losing them for good—until the Personal Library Kit! Revive old-fashioned library circulation techniques for fun and book retention with our classic bestseller!
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock Keep On Chonkin Chonky Note
This adorable notepad is cute & cube-like & oh-so chonky! It's just right for jots, memos, shopping lists, doodles . . . and doubles as a paperweight. Chonk yeah! File under: funny to-do list notepads! 500 sheets with scalloped sides 3.5 in. W x 3.5 in. D x 2.75 in. H
£12.55
Knock Knock Knock Knock Book Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a bookworm for life! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Classics Lovers Bookmark Corners
Book lovers agree: you can never have too many books . . . or bookmarks! These unique corner bookmarks hold your spot, prevent dog-ears, and let you self-identify as a connoisseur of the classical canon! File under: cute book accessories 3 corner bookmarks, 2 x 2 x 2.75 inches each Backer: 2.75 x 9 inches Bookmarks are made of sturdy laminated cardstock
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock Comfort Calm Stress Soothers Oracle Tub
This little tub o' stress-relief magic knows you've got this& it's gonna be OK! It's chock-full of soothing, grounded messages to help cultivate calm & talk back to anxiety. (Kinda like little tiny oracle cards! But cuter!) Draw one whenever you want an ahhh from the Universeand a haha! Repeat daily, weekly, hourly, or minute-ly as needed. Oracle deck + sweet lil tub = ah-dorable mindfulness dispenser! File under: best anxiety-relief items & mental health gifts ever! Sturdy box [4 x 2.75 inches] + 75 diecut feather-shaped messages of self-care & reassurance!
£12.55
Knock Knock Knock Knock Cosmic Dreamscape Astrology Oracle Deck
These fun & illuminating oracle cards help you harness the power of astrology for divination and insight! For millennia humans have consulted the stars, planets, and celestial elements for physical & metaphysical direction. This thoroughly modern astrology deck explains all the essential components of this ancient practicelike the zodiac, moon phases, retrogrades, planetary aspects, & morewhile offering gentle daily guidance. Tune into your astro spirit guidesno psychic medium or witchcraft skills needed! 3.75 x 5 x 1.5 inches 72-card oracle deck with guide book Brought to you by author and astrologer Nina Kahn
£20.65
Knock Knock Knock Knock Parking Citation Nifty Note Pastel Yellow
Strike a blow for curbside justice with our Parking Citation Nifty Notespiffed up and back by popular demand! This official-ish funny parking ticket charges offenders with infractions from wasting curb space to leaving a pet in their car, and remind them that they're being watchedand judged. A cathartic practical-joke gift they'll actually use! Because saying you suck at parking with funny fake parking tickets is fun 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Bestie If You Were Books
This is a magic book—and you’re the wizard! Its whimsical prompts help you imagine your BFF through a funny, affectionate kaleidoscope—and create a one-of-a-kind keep-forever gift in the process! This bestie book makes it easy to express yourself—tissue not included Pen a fill in the blank book & tell your best friend, “I wrote a book about you!” Hardcover with removable compostable cello sleeve; 4.25 × 5.75 inches; 64 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Great Idea! Activity Book & Journal
Whether you’re a brand-new creator on the block or a seasoned artist looking to break through a creative block, this delightful buffet of playful prompts and take-anywhere games will send the doubt demons running & super-charge your creative rocket. Inside you’ll find: Mind Stretchers Genius Generators Process Venerators Routine Shakers And other expansive, ways to help you ignite inspiration and make like a genius. An activity journal & great idea journal for your inner artist and/or kid! Softcover, 7.25 x 9 inches, 112 pages
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock Super-Sparkly Crystal Oracle Deck
Stop and smell the rose quartz, babe! This super-sparkly crystal oracle deck—by author / astrologer Nina Kahn—lets you tap the esoteric energies of crystals & and add some enchantment to your day! Each card represents one specific crystal, and explains its unique properties and how to apply them to your present situation or question. Using intuition as your guide, draw a card a day (or hour, or whatever) to get the magical, grounding crystal wisdom meant for you! Daily crystal inspiration from 50 dazzling stones—from amethyst to tiger’s eye! Pick 1 card, or pull a spread à la tarot cards 3.25 x 4.5 inches 50 cards + 48-page booklet!
£21.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Magical Week Notepads (Pastel)
You cast a spell of enchantment every day, in big and little ways. This practical pad helps you plan and track all your magical activities, intentions, and self-care practices every week for over a year! With plentiful positive vibes and room to add your own must-do items and notes, it’s practically . . . magic. Woo-woo check list + self-care to do list notepad = inspirational dream combo! File under: positive planner vibes, life-changing office gifts, funny notepads for coworkers who need to be smudged, cosmic weekly to do list! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.96
Knock Knock Knock Knock Today Vibes: Classic Pad
Harness all the good vibes and accomplish all the things on your to-do list with this super practical, slightly playful notepad. It’s got plenty of room to prioritize tasks and errands, jot last-minute notes, and notice the good stuff in your life. Productivity—it’s a vibe! A daily planner + checklist + vibe check! Be the full focus planner kinda person you always dreamed of! 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.96
Knock Knock Knock Knock Banned & Scandalous Books on Tape
Introducing washi tape with a Knock Knock literary twist: each roll has the text of a classic trailblazing novel printed right on it! Use these to decorate gifts, notebooks, journals, or scrapbooks, and show off your love of free speech and classic literature! Perfect gift for bookworms and crafty types! A salute to banned books… and adhesive! 3 washi tape rolls, each roll is approx. 0.6 inches wide and 33 feet long
£12.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock XOXO Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Express your truth and bring the love with sticky notes that help you spell it out. They're just as colorful and fun as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. Cute sticky notes = super Valentine's Day gifts for kids! Make your office memos sweeter with funny office supplies 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Roadtrip Bingo, 12 Reusable Cards for Road Trips
Bring back the glory days of childhood games with a rousing round of new-school bingo—on your next roadtrip. Knock Knock's twist on the classic is completely self-contained and portable, with punch-through icons to mark your family's success in bingo (and another peaceful mile of interstate cruising). Hello, awesome family games + road trip activities for kids! Road Trip Bingo = the ultimate road trip essential for old-school fun 6.375 x 8.375 inches; set of 12 unique cards for 12 players or multiple games
£8.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock My Legit Goals Make-a-List Pad
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office-or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go no-bullshitting-around. A legit awesome #goals goals pad! Because a productivity pad can be fun-and functional 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock Have a Super Day Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go day-making. Knock Knock pads = great gifts for boyfriends / girlfriends / entanglements A funny message pad that turns the office humor up to 11 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock Hot List Make-a-List Pads
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office—or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go priority setting. A good-lookin' stationery to-do pad that's good for getting it done Because funny notepads are where it's at 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crush Some Goals Square Mousepad
A mousepad! A sticky pad! A goal-crusher's best friend! Write all the lists and accomplish all the things with this super-functional (and super-fun) list pad. Dream, plan, rate your progress. Tear sheets out and stick 'em in your planner. Set goals and crush 'em. Or have fun trying. ISO funny present ideas? Check out this super-hot mouse notepad! Because cool office desk accessories = great gifts for teens who wanna crush it 8.5 x 8.5 inches; 60 sheets
£8.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock All Out Of Pad with Magnet (Pastel Edition)
Who hasn't wandered blindly at the grocery store, trying to remember what to buy? Now available in a yummy pastel-y lime green, this perennial favorite lets you check off depleted items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when next you shop. A magnetic notepad to solve all your all out of list needs—yay! Great gift for any head of household and/or chief meal planner 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF / OMFG Sticky Note Set + Gel Pen
Daring. Different. Dramatic. These guys are all that and a metallic silver pen! Own your inner extra-ness with these funny sticky notes and fancy silver-ink gel pen. They're oh-so OMFG! These cool desk accessories make great employee appreciation gifts! Silver gel pen and black paper = fancy AF 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets, gel pen
£8.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Mom, I Love You Because … Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Saying "Mom, I love you" is great, but what Mom really wants is details, and plenty of 'em! This little "I love you" book makes it virtually effortless to express your adoration for the beloved moms in your life in deliciously specific ways. With all-unique prompts, a fresh design, and slightly larger size, it makes a swell companion to the original love book, Knock Knock What I Love about Mom! A super-meaningful gift for moms, stepmoms, honorary moms, and even moms-in-law! Make this mom book as funny, sappy, or sassy as she is! Because ... Mom! Hardcover: 5.75 x 5 inches; 64 pages; clear acetate, removable jacket
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Insults & Comebacks Lines for All Occasions: Paperback Edition
Knock Knock's Lines for All Occasions book series as gone paperback! Chock full of jabs and jeers has a fresh, stylish look–and tons of updated takedowns for today's culture of #canceled. Chock-full of barbs targeting everything from intelligence to ego to online dating, you'll always be prepared with an appropriate–or inappropriate–zinger to put assholes in their place. With the help of this pocket-sized prompter, your never be at a loss for the perfect putdown again. Chapters range from "Character" to "Counter-Attacks" Over 504 insults and comebacks to choose from High-quality softcover; 4 x. 6.75 inches; 112 pages Written by Knock Knock
£7.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Fart Sticky Citation Pad
Knock Knock Nifty Notes have gone sticky! As a responsible citizen it's your duty to police other people's behavior the good, the bad, and the gassy. Issue this semi-official-ish citation for squeezing the breeze and cutting the cheese, whether offenders are friends, coworkers, loved ones, or total strangers. Do your part to enforce clean-air standards, not to mention good manners! Because all things f*rt = funny gag gifts Prank stuff to up your funny dad game! 4 x 6.5 inches, 60 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock All Out Of Pad (Keto)
The Knock Knock All Out Of pad is now available especially for carb-conscious, keto-lovin' foodies! Use this keto diet grocery list to check off items as you run out, then replenish with ease and certainty when you shop next. You'll never be befuddled at the farmer's market, local butcher, or fancy health-food store again. • 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets; magnet on back • Never forget the bone broth again with the perfect keto food list • Over 5 Knock Knock All Out Of pad colors and styles available Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up. Their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life. Put the fun in functional with #knockknockstuff.
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock I Love You in 103 Languages
Planet Earth is brimming with love, and this book is filled with ways to express it. Compiled with a far-flung team of linguistic consultants from Dubai to Shanghai, the I Love You Pocket Translator will enable you to speak the language of love wherever your globe-trotting heart may lead you. Each phrase includes an easy-to-follow phonetic pronunciation and a map highlighting countries where it is most commonly spoken Includes 103 diverse languages, from Albanian to Zulu, as well as fanciful ones, such as Pig Latin, Klingon, and Elvish! Sets the bar high for "I love you" gifts—after all, is there a greater gift than saying "I love you"? Love gifts? Especially no-fuss ones? This title's here for you on Valentine's Day, anniversaries, or any time you need to show some love. 3.85 x 5.20 inches; 128 pages
£9.28
Knock Knock Knock Knock I Totally Got This Mini Inner Truth Journal
Our bestselling Inner-Truth Journals have birthed a brood of mini-me's. Featuring a handy pocket-sized format, this ego-boosting title provides the perfect place to record your motivational musings wherever you go. Includes over 70 quotes for making it happen A daily journal that doubles as a personal cheerleader Paperback; 4 x 5.75 inches; 160 pages; full-color throughout; ribbon page marker Available in full-size too
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Letters to My Incredible Dad Read Me When Box
Create a treasure trove of fill-in letters for your awesome dad. Simply fill in the blanks on eight situation-specific missives, seal them in their corresponding envelopes, and present the whole package in its keepsake box. The letters can then be opened at just the right moment in the future to provide your personal thoughts and encouragement. Looking for presents for dad? Look no further. Gift ideas for men—no ties, golf references, or grilling tools needed! Includes scenarios like “Read Me When I Don't Listen to Your Advice” 7.25 x 4 x 1 inches; 9 cards and envelopes
£12.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Why You’re the Best Teacher Ever Book Fill in the Love Fill-in-the-Blank Book & Gift Journal
Simply fill in the blanks of this diminutive volume and voila: it becomes a personalized gift your #1 teach will read again and again. Make it as educated, eloquent, or elementary as you please!Gifts for teachers that totally make the gradeFill in the blank gift books: more beloved than book reports!Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket; 4.5 × 3.25 inches; 112 pages
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock To Do Pad
No matter your notation needs, ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed with Keep It Simple Stickies—just as colourful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts.
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Nifty Note: Bitch Citation
Now that "bitch" is an affectionate term (mostly), you can tell the bitches in your life exactly what kind of bitch they are Whether they're your bitch or just a certain kind of bitch, don't they deserve to know? Even better than the slap Modern-day etiquette for the masses 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock WTF Sticky Notes (Pastel Edition)
No matter WTF you need to note, make sure it gets noticed with this classic Knock Knock sticky note now with a supremely stylish pastel look. It's just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or WTF) thoughts. WTF makes a funny office gift? The WTF sticky pad! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Over It Nifty Note
In this absurd modern world, it's okay to say "enough" sometimes. To insufferable trends. To stressful stuff. To B.S. To everything. In fact, it's more than okay: it's your birthright as a human being. Liberate yourself—and others—by announcing you're dunzo. Just say no to anything—except cool office supplies Issue Knock Knock notes to others—or yourself 4 x 5.25 inches, 50 sheets
£6.10
Knock Knock Knock Knock This Week’s List Make-a-List Pad
Real, funny, efficient, super good at lists … this daily planner pad is a lot like you. Keep it on hand in the kitchen or office-or tuck it in a purse, pocket, or backpack. It's perfect for on-the-spot list-making and on-the-go no-bullshitting-around. Knock Knock pads: making it happen since 2002 Because a weekly to do list notepad can be fun-and functional 3.5 x 9 inches, 50 sheets
£6.64
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Classic Pad (Pastel Version)
Writing a to-do list always feels good, but with this pretty, pastel-colored, perfectly jaded pad in hand, you'll really show your crap who's boss. Divide and conquer crap by category, then check it off as you get it done. Call it like you see it. The crap stops here. File under: novelty desk accessories for people with crap to do Because funny office notepads make great gifts for office coworkers 6 x 9 inches, 60 sheets
£7.18
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crap Sticky Note (Pastel Version)
Use this colorful, witty sticky pad to make crap notes, crap lists, crap to-do's, or crap love notes. Now with a smart new look, this Knock Knock classic ensures that even the smallest crap gets done. File under: novelty desk accessories for getting' crap done! Need gifts for office coworkers? Hello, Knock Knock sticky notes! 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.32
Knock Knock Knock Knock Crushin’ Goals Sticky Note with Tabs Pad
Mark your spot or write a quick jot with these little tabbed wonders. Stick on your phone or in your planner, use as dividers, take notes & flag pages in books - or just use 'em as plain-old stickies! Because finding fun + functional birthday gifts for friends is a special superpower A perfect mix of to-do notepads + cute sticky notes 3.5 (including tab) x 4.75 inches; 75 sheets
£5.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Deal with This Sticky Note (Pastel Edition)
Get crap done and elicit chuckles with sticky notes that help you stick it to 'em. They're just as colorful and witty as all your brilliant (or mundane) thoughts, and they ensure that even the smallest stuff gets noticed. A mini to-do notepad that helps you deal! Cute sticky notes + home office supplies = win-win 3 x 3 inches; 100 sheets
£5.56
Knock Knock Knock Knock Chakras Activity Book & Journal
Whether you're a total newbie to the mystical world of energy-healing or already skilled in chakra meditation know-how, you'll enjoy this smorgasbord of activities to help open, clear, and enhance each of the seven main chakras. By aligning your chakras, “energy centers” in our bodies, you'll flush the bad vibes and channel the good ones. Through non-stuffy exercises (like vice busters, gratitude generators, and fill-in-the-blank meditations), you'll go from asking “what is a chakra?” to becoming a chi whiz! Unlike other chakra books for beginners, this journal packs in over 108 actually fun activities to master self-healing and personal empowerment. Paperback with spot UV, 96 pages; 7.25 x 9 inches; full-color throughout; lay-flat binding
£13.46
Knock Knock Knock Knock To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet
Our To Accomplish Sticky Note Packet combines your love of stickies, list-making, and tidy packages—all in one slick little folio. Armed with a sticky pad for every type of to-do, you’ll tackle organisation the sane way: one task at a time.
£9.95
Knock Knock Knock Knock Hand Lettered Sticky Note Thank You
Dispense pleasantries with this hand-lettered gem and turn any boring memorandum into an amusing mini-event. Minding your manners has never been so fun.
£5.32
