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Book Synopsis***Unmissable, hilarious and kind, this is the first novel from Kathryn Wallace, who blogs as I Know, I Need to Stop Talking***
SAM! AVA! Get downstairs, NOW. Have you done your TEETH? HAIR? SHOES? Come on, come on, come on, we''re going to be bastarding late again. No, I haven''t seen Lego Optimus Prime, and nor do I give a shit about his whereabouts. Sam, will you stop winding your sister up and take this model of the Shard that I painstakingly sat up and created for you last night so that I wouldn''t be in trouble with your teacher. I mean, so that you wouldn''t be in trouble with your teacher. No, it doesn''t smell of ''dirty wine''. Well, maybe it does a little bit. Look, Sam, I haven''t got time to argue. Just hold your nose and get in the car, okay? AVA! TEETH! HAIR! SHOES!
Gemma is only just holding it together - she''s a single parent, she''s turning 40 and her seven-year-old daughter has drawn a cruelly accurate picture which locates Gem
Trade Review
Very funny and relatable... I raced through it -- Eva Woods
