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On Sunday mornings Jim White has the following choice: visit the supermarket, buy trellising at B''n''Q, or stand on the sidelines of a muddy municipal football pitch, his trouser cuffs wetter than a weekend in Llandudno, shoulder-to-shoulder with a motley crew of mums, dads, step-parents and same-sex life partners all screaming at their beleaguered offspring. You''ll find Jim in the same place every week, failing to organise a bunch of lads into something resembling a team while on the far side of the park his opposite number, a wannabe Mourinho in brashly monogrammed tracksuit, struts the sidelines, shouting - always shouting.
This is the hilarious story of Jim White''s time as manager of his son''s football team: the highs, the lows, and the dog turd in the centre circle. At this level, winning spirit is not so much about passion, pride and belief as praying that your star centre forward has remembered his boots. Most importantly, it''s about the enduring relations

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The Fever Pitch of the junior league * SUNDAY TIMES *
It's a fizzingly funny, sad, thoughtful book, and should win White a hatful of awards. He done well, the lad, as they say * SUNDAY TELEGRAPH *
Touching, involving and really quite enthralling... White proves that you can win everything with kids * DAILY TELEGRAPH *
White's loving book evokes all the obsessional doubts and hopes involved in running an Under -14 side... A pleasure to read * INDEPENDENT *

Youll Win Nothing With Kids

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      Publisher: Little, Brown Book Group
      Publication Date: 15/05/2008
      ISBN13: 9780349119885, 978-0349119885
      ISBN10: 0349119880
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      Description

      Book Synopsis

      On Sunday mornings Jim White has the following choice: visit the supermarket, buy trellising at B''n''Q, or stand on the sidelines of a muddy municipal football pitch, his trouser cuffs wetter than a weekend in Llandudno, shoulder-to-shoulder with a motley crew of mums, dads, step-parents and same-sex life partners all screaming at their beleaguered offspring. You''ll find Jim in the same place every week, failing to organise a bunch of lads into something resembling a team while on the far side of the park his opposite number, a wannabe Mourinho in brashly monogrammed tracksuit, struts the sidelines, shouting - always shouting.
      This is the hilarious story of Jim White''s time as manager of his son''s football team: the highs, the lows, and the dog turd in the centre circle. At this level, winning spirit is not so much about passion, pride and belief as praying that your star centre forward has remembered his boots. Most importantly, it''s about the enduring relations

      Trade Review
      The Fever Pitch of the junior league * SUNDAY TIMES *
      It's a fizzingly funny, sad, thoughtful book, and should win White a hatful of awards. He done well, the lad, as they say * SUNDAY TELEGRAPH *
      Touching, involving and really quite enthralling... White proves that you can win everything with kids * DAILY TELEGRAPH *
      White's loving book evokes all the obsessional doubts and hopes involved in running an Under -14 side... A pleasure to read * INDEPENDENT *

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