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At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
 
Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

Includes:
  • The theory of toddler evolution 
  • Mealtime (AKA Hell)
  • Your unraveling life
  • And how not to die inside 

Toddlers Are Aholes

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    A Paperback / softback by Bunmi Laditan

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      Publisher: Workman Publishing
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 07/04/2015
      ISBN13: 9780761185642, 978-0761185642
      ISBN10: 076118564X
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      Description

      Book Synopsis
      At last, the book that answers the question on every parent’s mind: Why does my toddler hate me?
       
      Okay, it’s not really hate. It’s just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler’s toast. (Or not cutting it off—seriously, you can’t win.)

      Includes:
      • The theory of toddler evolution 
      • Mealtime (AKA Hell)
      • Your unraveling life
      • And how not to die inside 

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