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Is there anyone who conducts themselves more decently than Gareth Southgate. Win, lose or draw, he is always dignified, measured, caring and affable, so shouldn't you... be more Gareth?

Here are 100 scenarios, in which Gareth would behave with impeccable calmness, such as:

Gareth would compliment you on your 'Rick Astley forever' tattoo.
Gareth would never have a basket containing a 9th item in the 8-items-or-fewer queue.
Gareth would let you watch a double-bill of 'Mama Mia' and 'The Greatest Showman' and appreciate your efforts at singing.
The words 'diving foreigners', 'worst ref ever', or 'my asthmatic grandmother could have run faster', have never been part of his post-match interview.

Perfect for the footy fan in your life, and publishing just ahead of the first winter World Cup in Qatar, Be More Gareth is the fun way to celebrate a thoroughly decent man!

Be More Gareth

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Is there anyone who conducts themselves more decently than Gareth Southgate. Win, lose or draw, he is always dignified, measured,... Read more

    Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
    Publication Date: 06/10/2022
    ISBN13: 9781788403795, 978-1788403795
    ISBN10: 1788403797

    Number of Pages: 96

    Non Fiction , Humour

    Description

    Is there anyone who conducts themselves more decently than Gareth Southgate. Win, lose or draw, he is always dignified, measured, caring and affable, so shouldn't you... be more Gareth?

    Here are 100 scenarios, in which Gareth would behave with impeccable calmness, such as:

    Gareth would compliment you on your 'Rick Astley forever' tattoo.
    Gareth would never have a basket containing a 9th item in the 8-items-or-fewer queue.
    Gareth would let you watch a double-bill of 'Mama Mia' and 'The Greatest Showman' and appreciate your efforts at singing.
    The words 'diving foreigners', 'worst ref ever', or 'my asthmatic grandmother could have run faster', have never been part of his post-match interview.

    Perfect for the footy fan in your life, and publishing just ahead of the first winter World Cup in Qatar, Be More Gareth is the fun way to celebrate a thoroughly decent man!

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