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Your essential guide to not getting murdered in a quaint English village, where danger lurks around each cobblestoned corner and every bite of scone or sip of tea may be your last.

If you insist on visiting, do yourself a favour and bring along a copy of this guide book. It may just keep you alive

Brought to life with dozens of Edward Gorey-esque drawings and peppered with allusions to classic crime fiction, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to stay alive.

Repeat after us: don''t look in the pond, keep away from the maze and never trust the vicar.

Good luck. You''re going to need it.

Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint

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      Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 9/26/2024
      ISBN13: 9781526685179, 978-1526685179
      ISBN10: 1526685175
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      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Your essential guide to not getting murdered in a quaint English village, where danger lurks around each cobblestoned corner and every bite of scone or sip of tea may be your last.

      If you insist on visiting, do yourself a favour and bring along a copy of this guide book. It may just keep you alive

      Brought to life with dozens of Edward Gorey-esque drawings and peppered with allusions to classic crime fiction, Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village gives you the tools you need to stay alive.

      Repeat after us: don''t look in the pond, keep away from the maze and never trust the vicar.

      Good luck. You''re going to need it.

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