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''Please stop staring at me whilst I''m on the loo
I simply want a peaceful poo.''




In this uplifting, funny and giftable collection of poems, general force for good Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory. A mum to two young humans herself, she revisits the days of potty training and toddler tantrums, deep-dives into first days of school and watching your babies grow into little people, and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods.

Written with huge amounts of warmth and love (and just the right amount of cynicism), this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book all mums need.

Will I Ever Pee Alone Again

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    A Paperback / softback by Emma Conway

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      Publisher Little, Brown Book Group
      Published 27 October 2022
      ISBN-13 9781408726495
      978-1408726495
      ISBN-10 1408726491
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      Dialect, slang and jargon Travel guides: holidays with children / family holidays

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      ''Please stop staring at me whilst I''m on the loo
      I simply want a peaceful poo.''




      In this uplifting, funny and giftable collection of poems, general force for good Emma Conway explores motherhood in all its glory. A mum to two young humans herself, she revisits the days of potty training and toddler tantrums, deep-dives into first days of school and watching your babies grow into little people, and writes frankly about life after having kids, embracing the mum bod and giving zero sods.

      Written with huge amounts of warmth and love (and just the right amount of cynicism), this is the reassuring hug-in-a-book all mums need.

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