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You may take my balls
But I will lick what remains
And then, dear, your face

Imagine if your dog could talk to you. Better still, imagine if it could express its innermost feelings in poetic form.

This hilarious, insightful book confirms what we've all long suspected - that inside every dog is the soul of a poet. From retrieving sticks to rivalry with cats; from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog's life is left unturned.

With a delightful photo alongside every haiku, this is the perfect gift for any dog lover.

What I Lick Before Your Face ... and Other Haikus

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    A Hardback by Jamie Coleman

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      Publisher Bantam Press
      Published 1 November 2018
      ISBN-13 9781787631144
      978-1787631144
      ISBN-10 1787631141
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      Poetry Humour Parodies and spoofs: non-fiction

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      You may take my balls
      But I will lick what remains
      And then, dear, your face

      Imagine if your dog could talk to you. Better still, imagine if it could express its innermost feelings in poetic form.

      This hilarious, insightful book confirms what we've all long suspected - that inside every dog is the soul of a poet. From retrieving sticks to rivalry with cats; from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog's life is left unturned.

      With a delightful photo alongside every haiku, this is the perfect gift for any dog lover.

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