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You've created a human alarm clock without a snooze button!

Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be.

You're in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun.

The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include:

- Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head.
- Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win.
- Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp.
This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.

Welcome to Parenthood: A Hilarious New Baby Gift for First-Time Parents

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You've created a human alarm clock without a snooze button! Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as... Read more

    Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
    Publication Date: 13/01/2022
    ISBN13: 9781800071599, 978-1800071599
    ISBN10: 1800071590

    Number of Pages: 160

    Non Fiction , Dictionaries, Reference & Language

    Description

    You've created a human alarm clock without a snooze button!

    Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be.

    You're in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun.

    The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include:

    - Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head.
    - Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win.
    - Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp.
    This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.

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