Description
Book SynopsisWith 50 food and drink recipes, The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook is perfect for fans who want to get a taste of the action along with some fun and interesting trivia. There are few movies that can be easily identified by a single word or quote, let alone close to forty. From “As You Wish” and “Inconceivable” to “Have Fun Storming the Castle” and “My Name is Inigo Montoya,”
The Princess Bride left an everlasting mark on pop culture.
In celebration of the movie’s 35th anniversary in 2022,
The Unofficial Princess Bride Cookbook is the perfect book for fans of all its beloved characters, and the indelible quotes that have made it one of the most quoted movies of all time.
Some of the iconic recipes include:
- Albino’s Pre-Torture Nourishment
- MLT: Mutton, Lettuce, and Tomato
- Shrieking Eel Pie
- “The Tuna
Table of Contents
INTRODUCTION
Booooooze!
DRINKS AND COCKTAILS
Vizzini’s Iocane Fizzini
Fire Swamp Flame Spurt
Dead Pirate Robert’s “No Survivors” Bumbo
Vengeful Spaniard’s Sangria
“Mostly Dead” Corpse Reviver
“Cliffs of Insanity” Shot
The Brut Squad
“The Sea After a Storm” Dark and Stormy
Four White Horses
Not a Witch’s Brew
Are you just ladling around with me or what?
SOUPS AND STEWS
Fezzik’s Restorative Stew
Florinese “Mawidge” Soup
“Unemployed in Greenland” Suaasat
Farm Boy Stew
Grandfather’s Matzo Ball Soup
Do you always begin meals this way?
APPETIZERS AND ACCOMPANIMENTS
“Not a Lot of Money in Revenge” Beggar’s Purses
“Life is Pain” Pandemain
Arancini à la Vizzini
Fiery Spanish Croquetas
Gentle Giant’s Gargantuan Gougères
Six-Fingered Man Skewers (Rugen’s Flammkuchen)
“Battle of Wits” Brie and Apple Crostini
The National Dish of Florin
Swordmasters’ Fon-Duel
Have You the Wings?
Prepare to dine!
MAIN COURSES
Pre-Torture Nourishment
Buttercup’s Perfect (Chicken) Breasts
The Albino’s MLT: Mutton, Lettuce, Tomato
Roasted R.O.U.S.
Shrieking Eel Pie
Hippopotamic Land Mass Lollipops
The Capo Farro Technique
The Pirate Ship Revenge Salmagundi
Humperdinck’s Crown Roast
The Machine’s Excruciating Tourtière
I’ll eat you both apart!
I’ll bake you both together!
CAKES, PIES, AND TARTS
Princess Buttercups
Flaming Fezzik Flambé
“As You Wish” Appeltaart
Princess Bridal Cake
Have Fun Storming the Chastletes!
Skip to the end . . .
OTHER DESSERTS AND CANDIES
Clever Sicilian’s “Inconceivable!” Dessert
Miracle Max’s Chocolate-Covered Miracle Pill
Anybody Want a Peanut (Buttercup?)
Man in Black’s “No One to Be Trifled With” Trifle
Lightning Sand Parfait
Hello Lady(fingers)!
Kissing Book Kisses
Oh, You Mean THIS Gate Key (Lime Posset)!
Twu Wuv Twuffles
Cherry Pits of Despair
VEGAN, VEGETARIAN, AND KOSHER REPLACEMENTS
PARTY PLANNING
ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
INDEX
