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The first collection of acclaimed illustrator Jack Unruh's work, this book gathers the best of the illustrations he created for The Texanist, Texas Monthly's back-page column, along with the serious and not-so-serious questions that inspired them.

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Table of Contents
  • Acknowledgments
  • Introduction
  • What is the proper answer when asked, “Where are you from?”
  • I have a co-worker who dips Copenhagen and spits into a Styrofoam cup in the office. Is this appropriate?
  • If, when you visit a friend’s house, he has parked on his front yard, may you also park there?
  • Is it really okay to make love in a campground?
  • Can one have too many Texas-themed tattoos?
  • What are the guidelines for male friends helping each other apply sunscreen?
  • Is it okay to buy my daughter a homecoming mum and say it’s from a secret admirer?
  • How old need a boy be to receive the gift of a first gun?
  • What can I do to keep varmints from destroying my beautiful landscaping?
  • Do I have to go with my family to take a bluebonnet photo this year?
  • What’s the best cure for jellyfish stings?
  • Propane or charcoal?
  • Will hiring a lawn service to do my yard work make me soft?
  • Is it wrong to wear your football team’s jersey to church?
  • Is it real Tex-Mex if it’s served with a side of black beans?
  • How do I break into the business of ranching?
  • When out at a dance hall, do I need to stick with the one that brung me?
  • What do I tell my young son when he asks me to identify a roadside crop I don’t recognize?
  • Can I have school spirit for a college I didn’t attend?
  • How many Gulf oysters does it take for a person to see results from the aphrodisiac qualities that they are said to possess?
  • May I pick the bluebonnets?
  • What are the rules of the road when it comes to driving behind a tractor?
  • If I hit a deer with my car, is it legal to collect it and eat it?
  • Is there such thing as gravel-road etiquette, and if so, how best can I teach it to the neighbors?
  • How do I get out of a wedding scheduled for Super Bowl Sunday?
  • Is disciplining my niece over spilt Dublin Dr Pepper okay?
  • Are “truck nuts” appropriate?
  • Do country dancers ever go clockwise?
  • Can I shoot a rattlesnake in my suburban backyard?
  • May I keep a loose dog even if I have a pretty good idea where he came from?
  • Is there a point at which I should stop condoning my daughter’s tomboy side?
  • What are the rules regarding the setup of a new tailgating spot?
  • Is it legal to be buried on my own property?
  • Should I unleash my dogs on the possum that visits my back porch?
  • If two ranches are separated by a length of old barbed-wire fencing and that fence needs repair, who is responsible come fence-mending time?
  • Have rural Texans always been closed-minded about clothes?
  • Why is driving allowed on beaches in Texas?
  • Can you recommend a cure for cedar fever?
  • Does anyone ever have an actual “roll” in the hay?
  • Is there really “no such thing as bad barbecue”?
  • Are the banks of a river free to use for camping?
  • How is it possible that the word “Texan” is not accepted for play in the game Words With Friends?
  • When did we start referring to a chicken’s “second joint” as its thigh?
  • Tell us about your little sidekick?
  • Instead of handing my pocketknife over to airport security, I used a service that promised to mail it back to me. I haven’t seen it since. Is it gone forever?
  • Can you recommend other Texas beaches that compare with the old South Padre Island?
  • What should I do if I encounter a tornado while driving?
  • How should a Texan handle himself in the presence of a small stinging insect?
  • I let my daughter use my husband’s chili pot to tie-dye some T-shirts, and he’s really upset. How do I make it right?
  • Is not liking Willie Nelson’s music a relationship deal-breaker?
  • My husband and I are Texans living in Florida, but recently he told someone that we were from Florida. Will you please explain to him why this cannot continue?
  • What do I tell my friend who insists on giving Tennessee credit for the “birth of Texas”?
  • I’ve been thinking about getting a license to carry a gun, but my wife insists this is a bad idea. I seek your counsel.
  • My wife-to-be loves animals and wants a miniature Vietnamese potbellied pig as a wedding gift. Is this insane?

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    Publisher: University of Texas Press
    Publication Date: 25/04/2017
    ISBN13: 9781477312971, 978-1477312971
    ISBN10: 1477312978
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    Description

    Book Synopsis
    The first collection of acclaimed illustrator Jack Unruh's work, this book gathers the best of the illustrations he created for The Texanist, Texas Monthly's back-page column, along with the serious and not-so-serious questions that inspired them.

    Trade Review
    "

    Table of Contents
    • Acknowledgments
    • Introduction
    • What is the proper answer when asked, “Where are you from?”
    • I have a co-worker who dips Copenhagen and spits into a Styrofoam cup in the office. Is this appropriate?
    • If, when you visit a friend’s house, he has parked on his front yard, may you also park there?
    • Is it really okay to make love in a campground?
    • Can one have too many Texas-themed tattoos?
    • What are the guidelines for male friends helping each other apply sunscreen?
    • Is it okay to buy my daughter a homecoming mum and say it’s from a secret admirer?
    • How old need a boy be to receive the gift of a first gun?
    • What can I do to keep varmints from destroying my beautiful landscaping?
    • Do I have to go with my family to take a bluebonnet photo this year?
    • What’s the best cure for jellyfish stings?
    • Propane or charcoal?
    • Will hiring a lawn service to do my yard work make me soft?
    • Is it wrong to wear your football team’s jersey to church?
    • Is it real Tex-Mex if it’s served with a side of black beans?
    • How do I break into the business of ranching?
    • When out at a dance hall, do I need to stick with the one that brung me?
    • What do I tell my young son when he asks me to identify a roadside crop I don’t recognize?
    • Can I have school spirit for a college I didn’t attend?
    • How many Gulf oysters does it take for a person to see results from the aphrodisiac qualities that they are said to possess?
    • May I pick the bluebonnets?
    • What are the rules of the road when it comes to driving behind a tractor?
    • If I hit a deer with my car, is it legal to collect it and eat it?
    • Is there such thing as gravel-road etiquette, and if so, how best can I teach it to the neighbors?
    • How do I get out of a wedding scheduled for Super Bowl Sunday?
    • Is disciplining my niece over spilt Dublin Dr Pepper okay?
    • Are “truck nuts” appropriate?
    • Do country dancers ever go clockwise?
    • Can I shoot a rattlesnake in my suburban backyard?
    • May I keep a loose dog even if I have a pretty good idea where he came from?
    • Is there a point at which I should stop condoning my daughter’s tomboy side?
    • What are the rules regarding the setup of a new tailgating spot?
    • Is it legal to be buried on my own property?
    • Should I unleash my dogs on the possum that visits my back porch?
    • If two ranches are separated by a length of old barbed-wire fencing and that fence needs repair, who is responsible come fence-mending time?
    • Have rural Texans always been closed-minded about clothes?
    • Why is driving allowed on beaches in Texas?
    • Can you recommend a cure for cedar fever?
    • Does anyone ever have an actual “roll” in the hay?
    • Is there really “no such thing as bad barbecue”?
    • Are the banks of a river free to use for camping?
    • How is it possible that the word “Texan” is not accepted for play in the game Words With Friends?
    • When did we start referring to a chicken’s “second joint” as its thigh?
    • Tell us about your little sidekick?
    • Instead of handing my pocketknife over to airport security, I used a service that promised to mail it back to me. I haven’t seen it since. Is it gone forever?
    • Can you recommend other Texas beaches that compare with the old South Padre Island?
    • What should I do if I encounter a tornado while driving?
    • How should a Texan handle himself in the presence of a small stinging insect?
    • I let my daughter use my husband’s chili pot to tie-dye some T-shirts, and he’s really upset. How do I make it right?
    • Is not liking Willie Nelson’s music a relationship deal-breaker?
    • My husband and I are Texans living in Florida, but recently he told someone that we were from Florida. Will you please explain to him why this cannot continue?
    • What do I tell my friend who insists on giving Tennessee credit for the “birth of Texas”?
    • I’ve been thinking about getting a license to carry a gun, but my wife insists this is a bad idea. I seek your counsel.
    • My wife-to-be loves animals and wants a miniature Vietnamese potbellied pig as a wedding gift. Is this insane?

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