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Forgive your enemies, they say.
Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.

In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just £25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.

Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs - telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans.

Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game.

I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off...

The Secret Footballer: Access All Areas

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      Publisher: Guardian Faber Publishing
      Publication Date: 28/07/2016
      ISBN13: 9781783350605, 978-1783350605
      ISBN10: 1783350601
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      Biography Memoirs Sport Association football (Soccer)

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Forgive your enemies, they say.
      Keep their addresses and keep notes, I say.

      In Access All Areas, you'll learn how to buy three Premier League points for just £25,000, what it's really like to face a Football Association disciplinary hearing, and why every footballer in the country shuddered when they heard about the Ched Evans case.

      Add to that The Secret Footballer's no-holds-barred tour of the country's Premier League clubs - telling us what it's like to play in each ground and revealing the one that all players really hate to go to - and you get an entertaining glimpse into a world that's normally off-limits to the fans.

      Unapologetically opinionated, witty and honest, Access All Areas is every thinking fan's guide to the beautiful game.

      I am The Secret Footballer and all bets from here on in are off...

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