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Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

Velcro.
What a rip off.

Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
Because he's got a massive bum.

So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!



Trade Review
Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine * The Herald *
The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner * Time Out *
Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful * The Times *
Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial * The Independent *
Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique * Guardian *

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      Publisher: Penguin Random House Children's UK
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 29/09/2011
      ISBN13: 9781849416207, 978-1849416207
      ISBN10: 1849416206
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      Children & Teen Non-Fiction

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Comedian and TV star, Tim Vine, will have you laughing for hours with this new, abridged version of his hilarious joke book . . .

      Velcro.
      What a rip off.

      Why do you never see an elephant on a bus?
      Because he's got a massive bum.

      So I went to the doctors. I said, 'I got hurt in a pillow fight.' He said, 'You've got concushion.'

      Believe it or not there are twice as many eyebrows in the world as there are people

      I tried to surf the Internet and I fell off my chair


      Read it to find these funny puns, plus many more original jokes and illustrations. You won't be able to put it down!



      Trade Review
      Creasing ourselves every 10 seconds as we read another one-liner from The Biggest Ever Tim Vine Jokebook...pure comedy gold. Oh, we love Tim Vine * The Herald *
      The amazing undisputed king of the one-liner * Time Out *
      Tim Vine is seriously funny... his unswerving devotion to making us laugh is something pure and wonderful * The Times *
      Vine's gags are timeless...they are puns on everyday situations, as well as being inoffensive and uncontroversial * The Independent *
      Skillfully delivered, hugely popular, continuously funny and utterly unique * Guardian *

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