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Book SynopsisThis collection of stories, now surfaced from the literary underground, include such tales as "Ten Jack-offs", "My Big-Assed Mother" and "A Lovely Love Affair".
Table of ContentsThe most beautiful woman in town; kid stardust on the porterhouse; life in a Texas whorehouse; six inches; the fuck machine; the gut-wringing machine; 3 women; 3 chickens; ten jack-offs; twelve flying monkeys who won't copulate properly; 25 bums in rags; non-horseshit horse advice; another horse story; the birth, life and death of an underground newspaper; life and death in the charity ward; the day we talked about James Thurber; all the great writers; the copulating mermaid of Venice, California; trouble with a battery; swastika; politics is like trying to screw a cat in the ass; my big-assed mother; the beginner; the fiend; the murder of Ramon Vasquez; a drinking partner; the white beard; a white pussy.