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Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT
HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT
AND NOO AT THE
GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY,
HE WIS A
BIGGER
EEJIT THAN EVER.

In The Eejits, Roald Dahl's story about the world's most revolting couple, Mr Eejitwas horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Eejitwas just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejit's hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory.

Read Matthew Fitt's much loved translation of this children's classic to find out what sleekit terrible things the Eejits do to each other.

The Eejits: The Twits in Scots

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    A Paperback / softback by Roald Dahl, Quentin Blake, Matthew Fitt

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      Publisher Bonnier Books Ltd
      Published 1 August 2006
      ISBN-13 9781845020972
      978-1845020972
      ISBN-10 1845020979

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Mr Eejit wis AN EEJIT
      HE WIS BOARN AN EEJIT
      AND NOO AT THE
      GRAUND AULD AGE O SIXTY,
      HE WIS A
      BIGGER
      EEJIT THAN EVER.

      In The Eejits, Roald Dahl's story about the world's most revolting couple, Mr Eejitwas horrible and hairy and his wife Mrs Eejitwas just plain ugly. Now they are honkin, maukit, bowfin and clarty and Mrs Eejit's hackitness is revealed in all its manky glory.

      Read Matthew Fitt's much loved translation of this children's classic to find out what sleekit terrible things the Eejits do to each other.

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