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At Edinburgh''s Department of Environmental Health, hard-drinking, womanising officer Danny Skinner wants to uncover secrets: ''the bedroom secrets of the master chefs'', secrets he believes might just help him understand his self-destructive impulses. But the arrival of the virginal, model-railway enthusiast Brian Kibby at the department provokes an uncharacteristic response in Skinner, and threatens to throw his mission off course. Consumed by loathing for his nemesis, Skinner enacts a curse, and when Kibby contracts a horrific and debilitating mystery virus, Skinner understands that their destinies are supernaturally bound, and he is faced with a terrible dilemma.

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Irvine Welsh is in a class of his own...[his books have] a seething life in them that rivets attention and an inventiveness with story and language that continually amuses and amazes * Guardian *
It is an exquisitely paced black comedy. It has clever and funny things to say. There was a rumour that Welsh's last novel, Porno was to be his last. You'll be glad it wasn't * Evening Standard *
Flickers with the dynamism, black humour and imaginative bravado that is Welsh at his best * Financial Times *
An outrageous and exhilarating foul-mouthed book * Sunday Times *
Vintage Welsh: Brilliant, graphic, with frequent forays into the grotesque * Sunday Tribune *

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      Publisher: Vintage Publishing
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 02/08/2007
      ISBN13: 9780099483588, 978-0099483588
      ISBN10: 0099483580

      Description

      Book Synopsis
      At Edinburgh''s Department of Environmental Health, hard-drinking, womanising officer Danny Skinner wants to uncover secrets: ''the bedroom secrets of the master chefs'', secrets he believes might just help him understand his self-destructive impulses. But the arrival of the virginal, model-railway enthusiast Brian Kibby at the department provokes an uncharacteristic response in Skinner, and threatens to throw his mission off course. Consumed by loathing for his nemesis, Skinner enacts a curse, and when Kibby contracts a horrific and debilitating mystery virus, Skinner understands that their destinies are supernaturally bound, and he is faced with a terrible dilemma.

      Trade Review
      Irvine Welsh is in a class of his own...[his books have] a seething life in them that rivets attention and an inventiveness with story and language that continually amuses and amazes * Guardian *
      It is an exquisitely paced black comedy. It has clever and funny things to say. There was a rumour that Welsh's last novel, Porno was to be his last. You'll be glad it wasn't * Evening Standard *
      Flickers with the dynamism, black humour and imaginative bravado that is Welsh at his best * Financial Times *
      An outrageous and exhilarating foul-mouthed book * Sunday Times *
      Vintage Welsh: Brilliant, graphic, with frequent forays into the grotesque * Sunday Tribune *

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