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Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don''t care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don''t give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries.

This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children. It''s about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort. You''ll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in-the-bathroom mini-chapters, plus valuable ''How to Fake it'' tips to help you through those days when there isn''t enough sh*tty advice in the world.

We get you. We get your little dictators. And we can help.

Shtty Mum

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    A Paperback / softback by Mary Ann Zoellner, Alicia Ybarbo, Karen Moline

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      Publisher: Hodder & Stoughton
      Publication Date: 28/02/2013
      ISBN13: 9781444755206, 978-1444755206
      ISBN10: 144475520X
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      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don''t care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don''t give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries.

      This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children. It''s about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort. You''ll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in-the-bathroom mini-chapters, plus valuable ''How to Fake it'' tips to help you through those days when there isn''t enough sh*tty advice in the world.

      We get you. We get your little dictators. And we can help.

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