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This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.

Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
Cooking with Breast Milk
Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
Camel Toes Through History

Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of

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    A Hardback by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

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      Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd
      Publication Date: 27/10/2022
      ISBN13: 9781787636453, 978-1787636453
      ISBN10: 1787636453
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      Description

      Book Synopsis

      This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.

      Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

      The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
      Cooking with Breast Milk
      Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
      Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
      Camel Toes Through History

      Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

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