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This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.

Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
Cooking with Breast Milk
Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
Camel Toes Through History

Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

Rejected Books: The Most Unpublishable Books of

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A Hardback by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert

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    Publisher: Transworld Publishers Ltd
    Publication Date: 27/10/2022
    ISBN13: 9781787636453, 978-1787636453
    ISBN10: 1787636453
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    Description

    Book Synopsis

    This collection of imagined book covers will have you scratching your head and laughing out loud with every page turn. Though Pranks with Sausages and Holy Bible II don't actually exist, Rejected Books offers up a professionally produced catalogue of the worst books imaginable, and what these tomes (and plenty more) could look like.

    Rejected Books includes delightfully weird covers of imagined books like:

    The Sculptors Who Couldn't Do Hands
    Cooking with Breast Milk
    Possessed Toys: A Buying Guide
    Unfortunate Gluing Accidents
    Camel Toes Through History

    Enjoy the worst book pitches of all time and rest assured that anyone can have a future in publishing ... even if your ideas are totally horrible.

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