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The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... 
A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad. 

Princesses Dont Parp

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    A Paperback / softback by Peter Bently, Eric Heyman

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      Publisher: Simon & Schuster Ltd
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 08/08/2019
      ISBN13: 9781471164125, 978-1471164125
      ISBN10: 1471164128

      Description

      Book Synopsis
      The Princess is getting ready for her ball at the palace of Par Ping. She's starting to feel nervous. What happens if she pumps or parps or does bum-blasts or toots, bottom-burps, whizpops or poots? That shouldn't be a problem though, as everyone knows princesses don't pump... 
      A new laugh-out-loud new text from Peter Bently, author of Meet the Parents and Dustbin Dad. 

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