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Since running away from home at the age of 28, award winning writer Hovis Presley (the award wasn't for writing) has found fame as the inventor of the bra-less strap and the individually wrapped baked bean. His interests include postal kerplunk and choosing the 8 sandwiches he'd take to a desert island–currently 7 cheese and an egg mayonnaise.

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“Never stops being funny.” – The Guardian; “Absolutely brilliant.” – Mark Radcliffe; “A slice of Real Loaf.” – John Hegley; “Ooooph!” – John Shuttleworth; “The other day I met Hovis Presley, a fine poet and a true gentleman. So I had a drink with all three of them.” – John Cooper Clarke

Poetic Off Licence

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      Publisher: Flapjack Press
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 15/04/2015
      ISBN13: 9780993237003, 978-0993237003
      ISBN10: 0993237002
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      Description

      Book Synopsis
      Since running away from home at the age of 28, award winning writer Hovis Presley (the award wasn't for writing) has found fame as the inventor of the bra-less strap and the individually wrapped baked bean. His interests include postal kerplunk and choosing the 8 sandwiches he'd take to a desert island–currently 7 cheese and an egg mayonnaise.

      Trade Review
      “Never stops being funny.” – The Guardian; “Absolutely brilliant.” – Mark Radcliffe; “A slice of Real Loaf.” – John Hegley; “Ooooph!” – John Shuttleworth; “The other day I met Hovis Presley, a fine poet and a true gentleman. So I had a drink with all three of them.” – John Cooper Clarke

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