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Book Synopsis
  • 98%
  • EVERY GOOD DESCRIPTION
  • PALACE HAVE EVER DONE
  • IN ONE ROWDY HARDBACK
  • 2% SOME RUBBISH ONES ALSO

Phaidon presentsPalace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive, the official printed archive of Palace Skateboard's online product descriptions. Since their debut in 2013, Palace's unconventional descriptors - which often have little or nothing to do with the product being described – have earned a cult following, with readers hooked on every line.

Authored by Palace co-founder, Lev Tanju, whose inimitable style essentially tore up the copywriting rulebook, the descriptions are full of humour, pathos, social commentary and unabashed opinion. Eschewing practical details, instead a jacket is described as:

  • TRENDSETTER
  • DON'T THINK SO MATE
  • YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MOONWALKED THROUGH TOPSHOP
  • WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
  • COVERED IN GLUE

Collected here for the first time and printed as they appear online - a few lines set in all caps, formatted as a series of bullet points – the more than 3,000 descriptions are organised into 22 tongue-in-cheek categories, including Anatomy, Animals, Etiquette, Philanthropy, Romance and Travel. The text is interspersed with shots of highly coveted Palace products and chapter openers feature candid, behind-the-scenes images from Palace's archive.

At once jokey toilet book and earnest coffee-table opus, this funny and honest volume serves as an essential record of an online phenomenon.



Trade Review

'One of the most delightfully peculiar releases from a fashion brand in recent memory' - Financial Times

'Palace, the London skate label founded in 2009, is widely known for two things: the prominent triangle logo...[and] for the superfans, there's something else - the product descriptions' - The Guardian

'[Palace Product Descriptions] ... It's playful and very British ... The book not only serves as a catalog of some of the brand's best (and funniest) works, but is a constant reminder of how an underground skate label from South London broke the mold to change the way we perceive the UK streetwear scene.' - Highsnobiety

'Tongue-in-cheek … authentic, unapologetic entries and more.' - Hypebeast

'Uniquely brilliant descriptors have been immortalized in book form.' - Hypebae

Palace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive

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    Publisher: Phaidon Press Ltd
    Publication Date: 26/10/2022
    ISBN13: 9781838665845, 978-1838665845
    ISBN10: 1838665846

    Description

    Book Synopsis
    • 98%
    • EVERY GOOD DESCRIPTION
    • PALACE HAVE EVER DONE
    • IN ONE ROWDY HARDBACK
    • 2% SOME RUBBISH ONES ALSO

    Phaidon presentsPalace Product Descriptions: The Selected Archive, the official printed archive of Palace Skateboard's online product descriptions. Since their debut in 2013, Palace's unconventional descriptors - which often have little or nothing to do with the product being described – have earned a cult following, with readers hooked on every line.

    Authored by Palace co-founder, Lev Tanju, whose inimitable style essentially tore up the copywriting rulebook, the descriptions are full of humour, pathos, social commentary and unabashed opinion. Eschewing practical details, instead a jacket is described as:

    • TRENDSETTER
    • DON'T THINK SO MATE
    • YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MOONWALKED THROUGH TOPSHOP
    • WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED
    • COVERED IN GLUE

    Collected here for the first time and printed as they appear online - a few lines set in all caps, formatted as a series of bullet points – the more than 3,000 descriptions are organised into 22 tongue-in-cheek categories, including Anatomy, Animals, Etiquette, Philanthropy, Romance and Travel. The text is interspersed with shots of highly coveted Palace products and chapter openers feature candid, behind-the-scenes images from Palace's archive.

    At once jokey toilet book and earnest coffee-table opus, this funny and honest volume serves as an essential record of an online phenomenon.



    Trade Review

    'One of the most delightfully peculiar releases from a fashion brand in recent memory' - Financial Times

    'Palace, the London skate label founded in 2009, is widely known for two things: the prominent triangle logo...[and] for the superfans, there's something else - the product descriptions' - The Guardian

    '[Palace Product Descriptions] ... It's playful and very British ... The book not only serves as a catalog of some of the brand's best (and funniest) works, but is a constant reminder of how an underground skate label from South London broke the mold to change the way we perceive the UK streetwear scene.' - Highsnobiety

    'Tongue-in-cheek … authentic, unapologetic entries and more.' - Hypebeast

    'Uniquely brilliant descriptors have been immortalized in book form.' - Hypebae

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