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The average person spends about 50 billion hours on the toilet in their lifetime. Why not make the most of it?

We''ve all been there and will be back again. This very funny and actually useful guide will help you make your time in the loo more comfortable, entertaining, and even fun. Out-and-about advice includes finding and navigating public restrooms, strategies for pit stops at school, in the office, or at other people''s houses, as well as special circumstances (in a porta-potty, in the woods, in outer space). Tips for optimizing your throne room at home feature playlists, dream decor, scent-sory suggestions, get-things-moving exercises, and toilet tech explorations (flush into the future). Also featuring a Things to Do While You Poo activities section, sidebar trivia from Plungie the Plunger, and reader missions to accomplish from Agent 002, this is the must-have companion for anyone''s time behind closed doors.

FUN & USEFUL BATHROOM BOOK: A much better

Own Your Throne

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      Publisher Abrams & Chronicle
      Imprint Chronicle Books
      Published 5/30/2024
      ISBN-13 9781797222653
      978-1797222653
      ISBN-10 1797222651
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      Description

      Book Synopsis
      The average person spends about 50 billion hours on the toilet in their lifetime. Why not make the most of it?

      We''ve all been there and will be back again. This very funny and actually useful guide will help you make your time in the loo more comfortable, entertaining, and even fun. Out-and-about advice includes finding and navigating public restrooms, strategies for pit stops at school, in the office, or at other people''s houses, as well as special circumstances (in a porta-potty, in the woods, in outer space). Tips for optimizing your throne room at home feature playlists, dream decor, scent-sory suggestions, get-things-moving exercises, and toilet tech explorations (flush into the future). Also featuring a Things to Do While You Poo activities section, sidebar trivia from Plungie the Plunger, and reader missions to accomplish from Agent 002, this is the must-have companion for anyone''s time behind closed doors.

      FUN & USEFUL BATHROOM BOOK: A much better

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