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Hide spaghetti in your hair,
Keep crisps in your underwear.

Never Use a Knife and Fork is an outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos that will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it shows exactly what you SHOULDN'T do with food -- squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it!

Rollicking rhymes combine perfectly with Nick Sharratt's trademark witty illustrations for a laugh-out-loud look at table manners.



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Never Use a Knife and Fork

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    A Paperback / softback by Neil Goddard, Nick Sharratt

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      Publisher: Pan Macmillan
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 30/06/2016
      ISBN13: 9781509817054, 978-1509817054
      ISBN10: 1509817050
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      Baby, Toddler & Pre-School

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Hide spaghetti in your hair,
      Keep crisps in your underwear.

      Never Use a Knife and Fork is an outrageous, tongue-in-cheek exploration of mealtime chaos that will have children in stitches. Full of mischief and mess, it shows exactly what you SHOULDN'T do with food -- squish it, slosh it, squirt it, squeeze it!

      Rollicking rhymes combine perfectly with Nick Sharratt's trademark witty illustrations for a laugh-out-loud look at table manners.



      Trade Review
      A gravy-stained extravaganza * Observer *

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