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Book SynopsisAfter college, Anne Thomas Soffee journeyed to Los Angeles to start a career as a rock journalist and small-time heavy metal flack. This hilarious peek into the early years of the hair-band era reveals the hierarchy of fishnets, bustiers, and chicks with the Holy Grail—a backstage pass. A taste for other people's prescriptions and too much beer edges her freelance journalism work right off her schedule. She struggles with not being thin enough, pretty enough, or cool enough when, in the midst of the L.A. riots, Soffee is offered a coveted slot in Virginia Commonwealth University's MFA writing program. Determined to pull herself out of current habits, Soffee starts turning her life around, making a stop at rehab before she heads off to graduate school. Her quarter-life crisis is packed with offbeat characters that prove that fact is often funnier than fiction.
Trade Review"Funny, trashy and smart." -- The New York Times
"A truly well-written rock 'n' roll memoir." -- Punk Planet
"A laugh-out-loud charmer." -- Bust
"Totally enjoyable." -- Maximum Rock n Roll
"Funny as hell!" -- Score! Music Magazine
"A compelling read." -- Metal Maniacs
"Incredibly sharp . . . Easy to read and clever, making it hard to put down." --Venuszine.com
"Wickedly funny." -- Seattle Weekly
Table of Contents"That Girls Has a Ring in Her Nose"; I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone"; Confessions of a Reluctant Danzig Bimbo; Strippers, Clown Rooms, and Danzig Among the Mangoes; Payola Means Never Having to Say "You Suck"; Idle Worship; Industry Weasel; There Goes the Neighbourhood; Last Call; Tattoo Me.
