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Including such gems as Why Are You in The Shower With Me? Our Love is Tested in Traffic and What Time Should We Leave for the Airport? John Kenney's poems are packed with funny, wry observations about the reality of life once the initial shine of a relationship has dulled. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives; from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating personal habits, it's all covered.

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Are you in the mood?
I am.
Let's put the kids down.
Have a light dinner.
Shower.
Maybe not drink so much.
And do that thing I would rather do with you than with anyone else.
Lie in bed and look at our iPhones.

Love Poems for Married People

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    A Hardback by John Kenney

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      Publisher Bantam Press
      Published 10 January 2019
      ISBN-13 9781787631731
      978-1787631731
      ISBN-10 1787631737
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      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Including such gems as Why Are You in The Shower With Me? Our Love is Tested in Traffic and What Time Should We Leave for the Airport? John Kenney's poems are packed with funny, wry observations about the reality of life once the initial shine of a relationship has dulled. From parental gripes to dwindling sex lives; from less-than-romantic gifts to irritating personal habits, it's all covered.

      ____________________

      Are you in the mood?
      I am.
      Let's put the kids down.
      Have a light dinner.
      Shower.
      Maybe not drink so much.
      And do that thing I would rather do with you than with anyone else.
      Lie in bed and look at our iPhones.

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