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Unleash your creativity with this hilarious book of penis patterns and cock-based colouring

Looking for some naughty fun you wouldn't find in your average colouring book? Then look no further than Keep F*cking Calm and Colour Cocks! This hysterical collection of dick doodles and extravagant artworks is guaranteed to keep you colouring (and giggling) for hours.

Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with cocks aplenty, this book can help you wind down after a long day, entertain you on a lazy afternoon, and fill you with joy whenever you're in need of a good laugh.

Inside you will find:

- 96 pages of naughty colouring activities to help you unwind
- Hilarious cock illustrations of all shapes and sizes
- Elaborate and whimsical patterns for you to colour however you please

Brilliant for lovers of colouring and bawdy humour alike, this book is a perfect way to express your creativity in a fun and silly way.

Keep F*cking Calm and Colour Cocks: A Cock-Tastic

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    A Paperback / softback by Summersdale Publishers

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      Publisher: Octopus Publishing Group
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 12/10/2023
      ISBN13: 9781837994212, 978-1837994212
      ISBN10: 1837994218

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      Unleash your creativity with this hilarious book of penis patterns and cock-based colouring

      Looking for some naughty fun you wouldn't find in your average colouring book? Then look no further than Keep F*cking Calm and Colour Cocks! This hysterical collection of dick doodles and extravagant artworks is guaranteed to keep you colouring (and giggling) for hours.

      Combining the therapeutic benefits of colouring with cocks aplenty, this book can help you wind down after a long day, entertain you on a lazy afternoon, and fill you with joy whenever you're in need of a good laugh.

      Inside you will find:

      - 96 pages of naughty colouring activities to help you unwind
      - Hilarious cock illustrations of all shapes and sizes
      - Elaborate and whimsical patterns for you to colour however you please

      Brilliant for lovers of colouring and bawdy humour alike, this book is a perfect way to express your creativity in a fun and silly way.

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