Description

Book Synopsis

** THE PERFECT GIFT FOR AN ADOLESCENT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME IN THEIR BEDROOM. **

Everybody does it. Nobody wants to talk about it. But have you ever wondered if there''s an effective way of restraining your idle hands when they are in danger of straying into a your own nether regions?

Finally, there is.

Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid, embarking on an onanistic odyssey - whatever you call it, all of the images in this book will discourage any urges towards self-pleasure.

This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a collection of carefully curated pictures guaranteed to throw a wet towel over even the strongest libido or put any soldier standing to attention at ease.

It is as effective as a cold shower and will save a fortune in tissues.

Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    Product form

    £7.59

    Includes FREE delivery

    RRP £7.99 – you save £0.40 (5%)

    Order before 4pm tomorrow for delivery by Wed 29 Jul 2026.

    15 in stock

      Trusted by thousands of customers. See 2,385+ Customer Reviews

      View other formats and editions of Images You Should Not Masturbate To by

      Publisher: Penguin Books Ltd
      Publication Date: Publication Date: 29/11/2012
      ISBN13: 9780399536496, 978-0399536496
      ISBN10: 0399536493

      Description

      Book Synopsis

      ** THE PERFECT GIFT FOR AN ADOLESCENT WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME IN THEIR BEDROOM. **

      Everybody does it. Nobody wants to talk about it. But have you ever wondered if there''s an effective way of restraining your idle hands when they are in danger of straying into a your own nether regions?

      Finally, there is.

      Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid, embarking on an onanistic odyssey - whatever you call it, all of the images in this book will discourage any urges towards self-pleasure.

      This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a collection of carefully curated pictures guaranteed to throw a wet towel over even the strongest libido or put any soldier standing to attention at ease.

      It is as effective as a cold shower and will save a fortune in tissues.

      Recently viewed products

      © 2026 Book Curl

        • American Express
        • Apple Pay
        • Diners Club
        • Discover
        • Google Pay
        • Maestro
        • Mastercard
        • PayPal
        • Shop Pay
        • Union Pay
        • Visa

        Login

        Forgot your password?

        Don't have an account yet?
        Create account