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From the cultural critic Wired called provocative and cuttingly humorous comes a viciously funny, joltingly insightful collection of drive-by critiques of contemporary America where chaos is the new normal. Exploring the darkest corners of the national psyche and the nethermost regions of the selfthe gothic, the grotesque, and the carnivalesqueMark Dery makes sense of the cultural dynamics of the American madhouse early in the twenty-first century. Here are essays on the pornographic fantasies of Star Trek fans, Facebook as Limbo of the Lost, George W. Bush's fear of his inner queer, the theme-parking of the Holocaust, the homoerotic subtext of the Super Bowl, the hidden agendas of IQ tests, Santa's secret kinship with Satan, the sadism of dentists, Hitler's afterlife on YouTube, the sexual identity of 2001's HAL, the suicide note considered as a literary genre, the surrealist poetry of robot spam, the zombie apocalypse, Lady Gaga, the Church of Euthanasia, toy guns in the dream live

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Mark Dery’s cultural criticism is the stuff that nightmares are made of. He’s a witty and brilliant tour guide on an intellectual journey through our darkest desires and strangest inclinations. You can’t look away even if you want to.—Mark Frauenfelder and David Pescovitz, Boing Boing


Mark Dery is gifted with sanity, humor, learning, and a prose style as keen as a barber’s razor. He applies those qualities to a trustworthy and entertaining analysis of the lunatic fringe, which constitutes an ever-larger portion of the discourse in America today.—Luc Sante


Do not turn squeamish from the many considerations of death that lurk within—vampires, tombs, disease, corruption of many varieties. Mark Dery’s restless and stylish essay is concerned with one thing only—what it means to be alive in America.—Richard Rodriguez, author of Brown: The Last Discovery of America


The bebop rhythms of Mark Dery’s prose reflect an intellectual excitement that is rare among contemporary cultural essayists. Reading him is like ingesting a powerful jolt of espresso.—Ron Rosenbaum, author of Explaining Hitler and The Shakespeare Wars



Table of Contents

Contents

Foreword: I Must Not Read Bad ThoughtsBruce Sterling

Introduction

Part I. American Magic, American DreadDead Man Walking: What Do Zombies Mean?

Gun Play: An American Tragedy in Three Acts

Mysterious Stranger: Grandpa Twain’s Dark Side

Aladdin Sane Called. He Wants His Lightning Bolt Back: On Lady Gaga

Jocko Homo: How Gay Is the Super Bowl?

Wimps, Wussies, and W.: Masculinity, American Style

Stardust Memories: How David Bowie Killed the ’60s and Ushered in the ’70s and, for One Brief Shining Moment, Made the Mullet Hip

When Animals Attack! An Aesop’s Fable about Anthropomorphism

Toe Fou: How I Was Subliminally Seduced by Madonna’s Big Toe

Shoah Business

The Triumph of the Shill: Fascist Branding

Endtime for Hitler: On the Downfall Parodies and the Inglorious Return of Der Führer

Part II. Myths of the Near Future: Making Sense of the Digital Age World Wide Wonder Closet: On Blogging

(Face)Book of the Dead

Straight, Gay, or Binary? HAL Comes out of the Cybernetic Closet

Word Salad Surgery: Spam, Deconstructed

Slashing the Borg: Resistance Is Fertile

Things to Come: Xtreme Kink and the Future of Porn

Part III. Tripe Soup for the Soul: Religion and All Its Works and WaysTripe Soup for the Soul: The Daily Affirmation

Pontification: On the Death of the Pope

The Prophet Margin: Jack Chick’s Comic-Book Apocalypse

2012: Carnival of Bunkum

The Vast Santanic Conspiracy

Part IV. Anatomy Lesson: The Grotesque, the Gothic, and Other Dark MattersOpen Wide: Dental Horror

Gray Matter: The Obscure Pleasures of Medical Libraries

Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Severed Head

Been There, Pierced That: Apocalypse Culture and the Escalation of Subcultural Hostilities

Death to All Humans! The Church of Euthanasia’s Modest Proposal

Great Caesar’s Ghost: On the Crypt of the Capuchins

Aphrodites of the Operating Theater: On La Specola’s Anatomical Venuses

Goodbye, Cruel Words: On the Suicide Note as a Literary Genre

Cortex Envy: Bringing Up Baby Einstein

AcknowledgmentsNotesPublication History

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      Publisher: University of Minnesota Press
      Publication Date: 01/03/2014
      ISBN13: 9780816677740, 978-0816677740
      ISBN10: 0816677743

      Description

      Book Synopsis
      From the cultural critic Wired called provocative and cuttingly humorous comes a viciously funny, joltingly insightful collection of drive-by critiques of contemporary America where chaos is the new normal. Exploring the darkest corners of the national psyche and the nethermost regions of the selfthe gothic, the grotesque, and the carnivalesqueMark Dery makes sense of the cultural dynamics of the American madhouse early in the twenty-first century. Here are essays on the pornographic fantasies of Star Trek fans, Facebook as Limbo of the Lost, George W. Bush's fear of his inner queer, the theme-parking of the Holocaust, the homoerotic subtext of the Super Bowl, the hidden agendas of IQ tests, Santa's secret kinship with Satan, the sadism of dentists, Hitler's afterlife on YouTube, the sexual identity of 2001's HAL, the suicide note considered as a literary genre, the surrealist poetry of robot spam, the zombie apocalypse, Lady Gaga, the Church of Euthanasia, toy guns in the dream live

      Trade Review

      Mark Dery’s cultural criticism is the stuff that nightmares are made of. He’s a witty and brilliant tour guide on an intellectual journey through our darkest desires and strangest inclinations. You can’t look away even if you want to.—Mark Frauenfelder and David Pescovitz, Boing Boing


      Mark Dery is gifted with sanity, humor, learning, and a prose style as keen as a barber’s razor. He applies those qualities to a trustworthy and entertaining analysis of the lunatic fringe, which constitutes an ever-larger portion of the discourse in America today.—Luc Sante


      Do not turn squeamish from the many considerations of death that lurk within—vampires, tombs, disease, corruption of many varieties. Mark Dery’s restless and stylish essay is concerned with one thing only—what it means to be alive in America.—Richard Rodriguez, author of Brown: The Last Discovery of America


      The bebop rhythms of Mark Dery’s prose reflect an intellectual excitement that is rare among contemporary cultural essayists. Reading him is like ingesting a powerful jolt of espresso.—Ron Rosenbaum, author of Explaining Hitler and The Shakespeare Wars



      Table of Contents

      Contents

      Foreword: I Must Not Read Bad ThoughtsBruce Sterling

      Introduction

      Part I. American Magic, American DreadDead Man Walking: What Do Zombies Mean?

      Gun Play: An American Tragedy in Three Acts

      Mysterious Stranger: Grandpa Twain’s Dark Side

      Aladdin Sane Called. He Wants His Lightning Bolt Back: On Lady Gaga

      Jocko Homo: How Gay Is the Super Bowl?

      Wimps, Wussies, and W.: Masculinity, American Style

      Stardust Memories: How David Bowie Killed the ’60s and Ushered in the ’70s and, for One Brief Shining Moment, Made the Mullet Hip

      When Animals Attack! An Aesop’s Fable about Anthropomorphism

      Toe Fou: How I Was Subliminally Seduced by Madonna’s Big Toe

      Shoah Business

      The Triumph of the Shill: Fascist Branding

      Endtime for Hitler: On the Downfall Parodies and the Inglorious Return of Der Führer

      Part II. Myths of the Near Future: Making Sense of the Digital Age World Wide Wonder Closet: On Blogging

      (Face)Book of the Dead

      Straight, Gay, or Binary? HAL Comes out of the Cybernetic Closet

      Word Salad Surgery: Spam, Deconstructed

      Slashing the Borg: Resistance Is Fertile

      Things to Come: Xtreme Kink and the Future of Porn

      Part III. Tripe Soup for the Soul: Religion and All Its Works and WaysTripe Soup for the Soul: The Daily Affirmation

      Pontification: On the Death of the Pope

      The Prophet Margin: Jack Chick’s Comic-Book Apocalypse

      2012: Carnival of Bunkum

      The Vast Santanic Conspiracy

      Part IV. Anatomy Lesson: The Grotesque, the Gothic, and Other Dark MattersOpen Wide: Dental Horror

      Gray Matter: The Obscure Pleasures of Medical Libraries

      Thirteen Ways of Looking at a Severed Head

      Been There, Pierced That: Apocalypse Culture and the Escalation of Subcultural Hostilities

      Death to All Humans! The Church of Euthanasia’s Modest Proposal

      Great Caesar’s Ghost: On the Crypt of the Capuchins

      Aphrodites of the Operating Theater: On La Specola’s Anatomical Venuses

      Goodbye, Cruel Words: On the Suicide Note as a Literary Genre

      Cortex Envy: Bringing Up Baby Einstein

      AcknowledgmentsNotesPublication History

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