Description
Book SynopsisMats & Enzo are the toilet etiquette experts who brought you the bestselling, prize-winning How to Poo at Work. Not content with this outstanding contribution to the development of the human race, they bring you How to Poo Your Way to the Top. This new book develops the themes of the original, and makes sure you maximize your advance knowledge of pooing in the workplace not just to get by, but to enhance and advance your career! With this book you will gain all the knowledge you need to advance through the ranks and stand out from all the others in the cubicle!
Filled with essential advice, handy diagrams and fill-in charts, How to Poo Your Way to the Top will help you float to the top of the pile!
Table of ContentsIntroduction • Don't Let Poo Problems Stall Your Career • Moving On Up: Rising through the ranks • Big Boys & Girls: How to deal with your boss • Dropping off in the Company Pool: Romance in the workplace • Poo & Prosper: Getting a payrise • Wiping Up: Getting a new job • Buzz Off: Social media and how to deal with it • Go with the Flow: Pooing for progress and how to optimize your timetable.
